This is The Shark

TIME MAGAZINE GUY :

Who's this one?

JOBS :

Alan Turing.

Single-handedly won World War II and, for an encore, invented the computer.

 He won't be part of the campaign though.

TIME MAGAZINE GUY :

Why not?

JOBS :

'Cause you just had to ask me who he was.

Can I see new shark?

I like it better than the old shark.

Sharks.

- Sharks.

TIME MAGAZINE GUY :

How many sharks did you go through?

- A couple.

- This is the 39th.

JOBS :

We're on the record.

Thirty-nine sharks.

Okay.

You know what's special about this shark?

TIME MAGAZINE GUY :

What?

No, I'm really asking, 

because it looks exactly like the other 38 sharks to me.

JOBS :

Let me see it with the cue, from the profile.

This is cue 92-B.

This is a profile here, and this is what it looks like from the back.

And one more thing. 

It eats Pentium notebooks as a light snack.

This is the shark.

I really like it.

Nobody gets it right the first time, 

but I should have been shown this shark 15, 20 fish ago.

You probably were.

JOBS :

Lock it in.

Ten minutes.

TIME MAGAZINE GUY :

He killed himself by taking a bite of a poison apple... 

Alan Turing.

JOBS :

Yeah.

There should be statues of that man.

His name should be on the lips of schoolchildren.

TIME MAGAZINE GUY :

The rainbow flag apple with a bite taken out... 

That's where it came from?

JOBS :

No, we picked it off a list of friendly-sounding words.

But wouldn't it be great if that had been the story behind it?