From Dave: "Normally I wouldn't show you something so unrefined, I hope you understand."
This is not a Special but rather an impromptu purging of feelings and thoughts delivered by Dave during his show in Ohio on June 6, 2020.
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It's the diminutive of my proper name, Perpugilliam.
The Motley Fool:
Indeed.
" One morn, a peri at the gate of Eden stood disconsolate. "
Who wrote that?
PERI:
I haven't the faintest idea.
The Motley Fool::
Of course you don't.
You don't even know what a peeri is, do you, Peri?
PERI:
No.
The Motley Fool::
I'll tell you.
A peeri is a good and beautiful fairy in Persian mythology.
The interesting thing is, before it became good, it was evil.
And that's what you are.
Thoroughly evil.
PERI:
Doctor, stop it!
DOCTOR:
No. No, not even a fairy.
An alien spy, sent here to spy on me!
Well, we all know the fate of alien spies...!!!
(The Doctor lunges at Peri and grabs her around the throat. She manages to grab the mirror from the console before he throws her to the floor, then she shows him his reflection. He lets her go, recoiling in tears.) Original Transcription courtesy of http://www.chakoteya.net/DoctorWho/21-7.htm
The Ultimate Foe :
The Motley Fool (6) and The Evil One
VALEYARD:
Why waste your breath on that simple minded oaf?
You cannot speak as though reality is a one-dimensional concept.
Fortunately, there is a reality that you and I can both agree on.
The Ultimate Reality.
The Motley Fool
:
Death?
VALEYARD:
The Undiscovered Country - from whose bourn no traveller returns.
The Motley Fool
:
Puzzles the will. Hamlet, Act Three Scene One.
VALEYARD:
I really must curb these urges.
I've no wish to be contaminated by your whims and idiosyncrasies.
The Motley Fool:
Quite so. But what I don't comprehend...
GLITZ:
He's over here, Doc. Slippery customer, your other persona.
The Motley Fool
:
What I don't comprehend is why you want me dead.
No. No, let me rephrase that.
It would satisfy my curiosity to know why you should go to such extraordinary lengths to kill me.
VALEYARD:
Come now, Doctor.
How else can I obtain my freedom, operate as a complete entity, unfettered by your side of my existence?
Only by ridding myself of you and your misplaced morality, your constant crusading, your...
GLITZ:
Idiotic honesty?
VALEYARD:
Oaf. Microbe.
GLITZ:
Pardon me for trying to help. I'm neutral in this set-up, you know.
VALEYARD:
Only by releasing myself from the misguided maxims that you nurture can I be free.
GLITZ:
Sounds to me like Armageddon's beckoning you, Doc.
VALEYARD:
With you destroyed and no longer able to constrain me, and with unlimited access to the Matrix, there will be nothing beyond my reach.
"His life was in danger. There is no doubt about it. It's clear from the FBI documents. There were serious assassination threats made against him"
Gail Giorgio, Author of "Oiron", "Is Elvis Alive", and "The Elvis Tape"
"Face Down - Dead, Like Elvis"
The Artist,
Face Down
Emancipation
[Eryn Allen Kane:]
Baltimore
[Prince:]
Nobody got in nobody's way
So I guess you could say it was a good day
At least a little better than the day in Baltimore
Does anybody hear us pray
For Michael Brown or Freddie Gray?
Peace is more than the absence of war
Absence of war
[Prince & Eryn Allen Kane:]
Are we gonna see another bloody day?
We're tired of the cryin' and people dyin'
LET'S TAKE ALL THE GUNS AWAY
[Prince:]
Absence of war, you and me
Maybe we can finally say
Enough is enough, it's time for love
It's time to hear
It's time to hear the guitar play, guitar play
Baltimore, ever more
If there ain't no justice then there ain't no peace
If there ain't no justice then there ain't no peace
If there ain't no justice then there ain't no peace
If there ain't no justice then there ain't no peace
[Prince & Eryn Allen Kane:]
Are we gonna see another bloody day?
We're tired of the cryin' and people dyin'
LET'S TAKE ALL THE GUNS AWAY
If there ain't no justice then there ain't no peace
If there ain't no justice then there ain't no peace
If there ain't no justice then there ain't no peace
If there ain't no justice then there ain't no peace
We have to interrupt the regular scheduled programming
to bring you up to date on a developing situation in Los Angeles...
"Recently, Gail Giorgio and myself viewed FBI documents obtained by Gail.
In these documents, Elvis was the subject of numerous death threats.
Some of these threats came from well-known underground figures. It was also common knowledge that an undercover agent travelled as one of Elvis' band members.
It's because of this affiliation that Elvis had with government agencies, because of these death threats and the fact that this agent travelled as one of his band members, that lead us to conclude that the strong possibility exists the he may very well be a part of the Witness Protection Program.
But being a member of the Law-Enforcement Community myself, this prevents me from ever undermining the efforts of another law-enforcement agency.
And it also prevents me from telling you the answer to this question - which I know is The Truth."
