“My 5-Year Old, the other day, one of her toys broke
and she demanded that I break one of her sister's toys, too –
to make it fair....
and I did....
That's How Much Shit She Gave Me...!!
I broke the little toy, and I felt awful, and I'm, like, cryin', and I look over to her, and she's got this creepy smile on her face –
That's The Difference Between Boys and Girls –
and it Becomes
The Difference Between Men and Women,
really....
Because, a Man will, like,
Steal Your Car
or
Burn Your House Down
or
Beat The Shit Outta Ya –
But a Woman will Ruin Your Fucking Life...
D'ya See The Difference...?
Because a Man will Cut Your Arm Off
(Maybe, because he can.)
and
Throw it in a River
(Perhaps. I don't know...).
But he'll leave You, as a Human Being, intact –
He won't fuck with Who You Are –
Women are Non-Violent, but They will shit inside of Your Heart....
