" Each Life creates The Next - no wonder Time Lords and Buddhists get on so well. "
- The Chorister
"The Old Man must die;
and The New Man Will Discover,
to his inexpressible joy,
that He has never existed...!"
- Buddhist/Time Lord Aphorism
K'Ampo Rimpoche
"This is above all Strangeness..."
" This Doctor keeps cropping up all over the place.
Political diaries, conspiracy theories, even ghost stories. No first name, no last name, just The Doctor.
Always The Doctor.
And the title seems to have been passed down from Father to Son.
It appears to be an inheritance.... "
- Clive Finch, 2005
Not-Shakespeare :
Perhaps it's time I wrote about Fathers and Sons,
in memory of my boy, my precious Hamnet.
in memory of my boy, my precious Hamnet.
MARTHA:
Hamnet?
Not-Shakespeare :
That's him.
MARTHA:
Hamnet?
Not-Shakespeare :
What's wrong with that?
Old Grandfather
The Cosmic Hobo
The Established Dandy
The Exception That is The Rule
The Chorister
The Colourful Jester
Time's Champion
Life's Champion
Intermezzo
"You were The Doctor on The Day it Was Impossible to Be The Doctor"
The Designated Survivor
Perfect-10
( The Life So Nice, I Lived it Twice )
The Chin
Dr. Disco - The Wait of The Whirled
(Davros is crying.)
Dr. Disco :
Okay, don't ever tell anyone that I did this...
(He waves his hand around until a golden glow forms.)
Dr. Disco :
A little bit of regeneration energy.
Probably cost me an arm or a leg somewhere down the line.
Or, I'll just be really little....
The Wait of The Whirled:
Sontarans! Perverting the Course of Human History!
I Don't Want to Go.
When The Doctor, When The Doctor Was Me.
When The Doctor Was Me.
It's starting.
I'm regenerating.
No! No! No! No! No! No!
(The Regeneration stops, and The TARDIS has materialised.)
The Wait of The Whirled:
Where have you taken me?
If you're trying to make a point, I'm not listening.
If you're trying to make a point, I'm not listening.
I Don't Want to Change Again.
Never Again!
I Can't Keep on Being Somebody Else.
Wherever it is, I'm staying.
( He runs outside and the Cloister Bell sounds. )
[Snowstorm]
The Wait of The Whirled:
No!
( He plunges his hands into the snow with a sizzle - )
( HE HEALS THE EARTH )
( The Regeneration stops again. )
The Wait of The Whirled:
I Will Not Change.
Old Grandfather:
I Will Not Change.
I Will Not!
No, no, no, no.
The Whole Thing's ridiculous.
The Wait of The Whirled:
Hello? Is someone there?
Old Grandfather:
Who is that?
The Wait of The Whirled:
I'm The Doctor.
(The elderly figure in checked trousers, cape, scarf and astrakhan hat comes into view.)
Old Grandfather :
The Doctor...?
Oh, I don't think so.
No, dear me, no.
Old Grandfather :
You may be a doctor,
but I am The Doctor.
The Original, you might say!
The Woman.
"The Old Man must die * ;
and The Woman Will Discover,
to Her inexpressible joy,
that She has never existed...!
...and so She says :
'Oh, brilliant...!' indeed, matey!
" To Sherlock Holmes she is always The Woman. I have seldom heard him mention her under any other name. In his eyes she eclipses and predominates the whole of her sex.
It was not that he felt any emotion akin to love for Irene Adler. All emotions, and that one particularly, were abhorrent to his cold, precise but admirably balanced mind. He was, I take it, the most perfect reasoning and observing machine that the world has seen, but as a lover he would have placed himself in a false position. He never spoke of the softer passions, save with a gibe and a sneer. They were admirable things for the observer—excellent for drawing the veil from men’s motives and actions.
But for the trained reasoner to admit such intrusions into his own delicate and finely adjusted temperament was to introduce a distracting factor which might throw a doubt upon all his mental results. Grit in a sensitive instrument, or a crack in one of his own high-power lenses, would not be more disturbing than a strong emotion in a nature such as his.
But for the trained reasoner to admit such intrusions into his own delicate and finely adjusted temperament was to introduce a distracting factor which might throw a doubt upon all his mental results. Grit in a sensitive instrument, or a crack in one of his own high-power lenses, would not be more disturbing than a strong emotion in a nature such as his.
And yet there was but One Woman to him.
I had seen little of Holmes lately. My marriage had drifted us away from each other. My own complete happiness, and the home-centred interests which rise up around the man who first finds himself master of his own establishment, were sufficient to absorb all my attention, while Holmes, who loathed every form of society with his whole Bohemian soul, remained in our lodgings in Baker Street, buried among his old books, and alternating from week to week between cocaine and ambition...
*****
"What a Woman—oh, what a Woman!” cried the King of Bohemia, when we had all three read this epistle.
"Did I not tell you how quick and resolute she was? Would she not have made an admirable queen? Is it not a pity that she was not on my level?”
“From what I have seen of The Lady, she seems, indeed, to be on a very different level to your Majesty,” said Holmes coldly.
[ He ain't kidding... ]
“I am sorry that I have not been able to bring your Majesty’s business to a more successful conclusion.”
“On the contrary, my dear sir,” cried the King; “nothing could be more successful. I know that her word is inviolate. The photograph is now as safe as if it were in the fire.”
“I am glad to hear your Majesty say so. [ Because I failed - She beat me. And She knows that She did. And then didn't rub my nose in it by gloating over having humiliated and emasculated me (and The King) in front of my client and employer - who is The King. And a Fool. ]”
“I am immensely indebted to you. Pray tell me in what way I can reward you. This ring—” He slipped an emerald snake ring from his finger and held it out upon the palm of his hand.
[ What a Tool... ]
“Your Majesty has something which I should value even more highly,” said Holmes.
“You have but to name it.”
“This photograph!”
The King stared at him in amazement.
“Irene’s photograph!” he cried. “Certainly, if you wish it.”
“I thank your Majesty. Then there is no more to be done in the matter. I have the honour to wish you a very good morning.” He bowed, and, turning away without observing the hand which the King had stretched out to him, he set off in my company for his chambers.
And that was how a great scandal threatened to affect the kingdom of Bohemia, and how the best plans of Mr. Sherlock Holmes were beaten by a woman’s wit. He used to make merry over the cleverness of women, but I have not heard him do it of late. And when he speaks of Irene Adler, or when he refers to her photograph, it is always under the honourable title of The Woman.
[ * Letting go, as He does so, to thelast physical renmant of the mourning of The Memory of Prof. River Song ]
Our Lady
