Barry-Barry

The BEST Scene in The Flash...

Barry-Barry :

Barry! I almost died in An Abyss!

Barry-Barry :

12,805 Clark Kents in the US.

Barry-Barry :

Is this what I think it is?

(he sits in The Batmobile -- just like 

he does in both Justice Leagues)

[majestic music playing]

Holy shit!

I used to see this thing on 

The News when I was a kid!

Barry-Barry :

Okay, well… refine search.

Date of birth.

Wasn’t born. He arrived.

Barry-Barry :

Oh! Oh, Barry, look!

Barry-Barry :

I’m busy.

Barry-Barry :

With what?

Barry-Barry :

Looking for unidentified objects entering Earth’s atmosphere 

anywhere near Kansas in the last 50 years.

He has a back door into NASA.

‘Course he does.

Barry-Barry :

Yeah, but Barry, check this out.

This bag laughs.

[wicked Joker laughter]

Barry-Barry :

Okay, can’t you take anything seriously?

Stop messing around.

Barry-Barry :

Dude, come on.

Have you seen this place?

It’s amazing! [Echoing]

Hello!

Barry-Barry :

Has the gravity of this not sunk in for you?

Stop messing around, Barry.

I won’t say it again.

Barry-Barry :

Yeesh. Sorry, Mom.

Barry-Barry :

Shut up. Shut up.

You have no idea how 

lucky you are. No idea!

You take everything for granted. 

You don’t even appreciate…

You just walk around thinking that 

you’re so funny and so cool.

And it’s embarrassing, because 

you’re not any of those things!

Barry-Barry :

Hey, screw you, man!

I’ve done nothing but everything you’ve asked.

You made me get struck by lightning!

I phased naked through the floor. 

And I terrified Mrs. Johannson.

Now I’m probably gonna have to move.

You won’t even tell me why you’re here.

But will you at least tell me why you’re being 

so mean to me for no reason?

Barry-Barry :

You used Monkey as A Dartboard!

Barry-Barry :

Wait, what?

Barry-Barry :

Forget it.

Barry-Barry :

The Monkey? Wait…

So, you’re mad at me for 

playing with A Toy?

Barry-Barry :

It’s not A Toy.

Mom bought us that monkey.

Barry-Barry :

‘Cause she calls us 'Monkey'.

She gives us monkey-stuff all the time.

Barry-Barry :

Right. Look… I’m sorry.

I’m not very good with people.

Even myself.

Barry-Barry :

Oh. Come on, dude.

You’re… You’re not that bad.

You can just be kind of a dick sometimes.

But let’s face it. I am pretty obnoxious.

But I just get excited.

Come on. This place is pretty cool, right?

Barry-Barry :

Yeah. 

Barry-Barry :

All right, well, um…

I’ll let you work.

∞

[Verse 1: George Harrison]

Been beat up and battered around

Been sent up, and I've been shot down

You're the best thing that I've ever found

Handle me with care

[Verse 2: George Harrison]

Reputation's changeable

Situation's tolerable

But, baby, You're adorable

Handle Me with Care

[Pre-Chorus: Roy Orbison]

I'm so tired of being lonely

I still have some love to give

Won't you show me that you really care?

[Chorus: Bob Dylan and Tom Petty]

Everybody's got somebody to lean on

Put your body 

next to mine, 

and dream on

[Verse 3: George Harrison]

I've been fobbed off, and I've been fooled

I've been robbed and ridiculed

In daycare centers and night schools

Handle me with care

[Verse 4: George Harrison]

Been stuck in airports, terrorized

Sent to meetings, hypnotized

Overexposed, commercialized

Handle me with care

[Pre-Chorus: Roy Orbison]

I'm so tired of being lonely

I still have some love to give

Won't you show me that you really care?

[Chorus: Jeff Lynne and Roy Orbison]

Everybody's got somebody to lean on

Put your body next to mine, and dream on

[Verse 5: George Harrison]

I've been uptight and it made a mess

But I'll clean it up myself, I guess

Oh, the sweet smell of success

Handle me with care

CONTRIBUTE

[Verse 1: Tom Petty]

She was there at the bar, she heard my guitar

She was long and tall, she was the queen of them all

[Chorus]

Last night, thinking about last night

Last night, thinking about last night

[Verse 2: Tom Petty]

She was dark and discreet, she was light on her feet

We went up to her room and she lowered the boom

[Chorus]

Last night, thinking about last night

Last night, thinking about last night

[Verse 3: Roy Orbison]

Down below they danced and sang in the street

While up above the walls were steaming with heat

[Chorus]

Last night, thinking about last night

Last night, thinking about last night

[Verse 4: Tom Petty]

I was feeling no pain, feeling good in my brain

I looked in her eyes, they were full of surprise

[Chorus]

Last night, talking about last night

Last night, talking about last night

[Verse 5: Roy Orbison]

I asked her to marry me she smiled and pulled out a knife

The party's just beginning she said, "Your money or your life?"

[Chorus]

Last night, talking about last night

Last night, talking about last night

[Verse 6: Tom Petty]

Now I'm back at the bar, she went a little too far

She done me wrong, all I got is this song

[Outro]

Last night, thinking about last night

Last night, thinking about last night

Last night, talking about last night

Last night, talking about last night

Last night, thinking about last night

Last night...

[Chorus: George Harrison]

Well it's all right, 

riding around in the breeze

Well it's all right,

 if you live the life you please

Well it's all right,

  doing the best you can

Well it's all right, 

as long as you lend a hand

[Verse 1: Tom Petty]

You can sit around and wait for the phone to ring

Waiting for someone to tell you everything

Sit around and wonder what tomorrow will bring

Maybe a diamond ring

[Chorus: Jeff Lynne]

Well it's all right,

 even if they say you're wrong

Well it's all right,

 sometimes you gotta be strong

Well it's all right, 

as long as you got somewhere to lay

Well it's all right, 

every day is Judgement Day

[Verse 2: Tom Petty]

Maybe somewhere down the road away

You'll think of me, and wonder where I am these days

Maybe somewhere down the road when 

somebody plays

Purple haze

[Chorus: Roy Orbison]

Well it's all right, 

even when push comes to shove

Well it's all right, 

if you got someone to love

Well it's all right, 

everything'll work out fine

Well it's all right, 

we're going to the end of the line

[Verse 3: Tom Petty]

Don't have to be ashamed of the car I drive

I'm just glad to be here, happy to be alive

It don't matter if you're by my side

I'm satisfied

[Chorus: George Harrison, Jeff Lynne & George Harrison]

Well it's all right, even if you're old and grey

Well it's all right, you still got something to say

Well it's all right, remember to live and let live

Well it's all right, the best you can do is forgive

Well it's all right, riding around in the breeze

Well it's all right, if you live the life you please

Well it's all right, even if the sun don't shine

Well it's all right, we're going to the end of the line

[Chorus: George Harrison]

Well it's all right, riding around in the breeze

Well it's all right, if you live the life you please

Well it's all right, doing the best you can

Well it's all right, as long as you lend a hand

[Verse 1: Tom Petty]

You can sit around and wait for the phone to ring

Waiting for someone to tell you everything

Sit around and wonder what tomorrow will bring

Maybe a diamond ring

[Chorus: Jeff Lynne]

Well it's all right, even if they say you're wrong

Well it's all right, sometimes you gotta be strong

Well it's all right, as long as you got somewhere to lay

Well it's all right, everyday is Judgement Day

[Verse 2: Tom Petty]

Maybe somewhere down the road away

You'll think of me, and wonder where I am these days

Maybe somewhere down the road when somebody plays

Purple haze

[Chorus: Roy Orbison]

Well it's all right, even when push comes to shove

Well it's all right, if you got someone to love

Well it's all right, everything'll work out fine

Well it's all right, we're going to the end of the line

[Verse 3: Tom Petty]

Don't have to be ashamed of the car I drive

I'm just glad to be here, happy to be alive

It don't matter if you're by my side

I'm satisfied

[Chorus: George Harrison, Jeff Lynne & George Harrison]

Well it's all right, even if you're old and grey

Well it's all right, you still got something to say

Well it's all right, remember to live and let live

Well it's all right, the best you can do is forgive

Well it's all right, riding around in the breeze

Well it's all right, if you live the life you please

Well it's all right, even if the sun don't shine

Well it's all right, we're going to the end of the line

I don't want nothing

Nothing but you

And I'm waiting

Looking for a new blue moon

I'm so tired waiting

Waiting for you

And I'm waiting

Looking for a new blue moon

So many moons have come and gone

And none of them were blue

Too many times the sun came up, but

It came up without you, you, ya yoo hoo ooh

You won't call me

Call me lonely

And I'm waiting

Looking for a new blue moon

So many moons have come and gone

And none of them were blue

Too many times the sun come up, but

It came up without you, you, you, you yahoo

Someday when you want me

Someday you may see

I was waiting

Looking for a new blue moon

I was waiting

Looking for a new blue moon

Blue moon

You took my breath away

I want it back again

Look at the mess I'm in

I don't know what to say

I don't know how to feel

You don't care anyway

All I can do is wait

You took my breath away

You took this song of mine

And changed the middle bit

It used to sound alright

But now the words don't fit

It's getting hard to rhyme

Impossible to play

I've tried it many times

You took my breath away

One day when the sun is shining

There will be a silver lining

You knocked my headlights out

So turn them on again

I can't see where I'm going

I can't tell where I've been

I don't know how to feel

This hasn't been my day

Seems like I've lost a wheel

You took my breath away

You took my breath away

You took my breath away

You took my breath away

And This is ME.

"This is Everything.

This is Me.

These are My Protectors.

The Justice League.

The Champions of a New Heroic Age.

Earth.

The Foundation Stone of a Monumental Cosmic Mega-Structure made of parallel Universes and Parallel Worlds, all vibrating at different frequencies.

A Multiverse.

And when The Multiverse is on the verge of destruction, when the skies drip RED as the barriers between parallel universes BLEED...

...when Earth's GREATEST HEROES rise up together, willing to sacrifice everything they have in defence of all the hold dear...

...that War is called A CRISIS.

The First Crisis brought Death to nearly all of Creation.

One lone Universe was spared.

And so begins the FINAL Chapter in the saga of The Multiple Earths.

A Second Crisis Witnessed the violent resurrection of 52 New Parallel Universes.

The Final Crisis.

Even a thousand years from now, they will gave into the sky to see him.

The Last Son of The Planet Krypton.

He always told me to call him Clark... Didn't he?

When The Dawn came across existence there was LIGHT.

But as soon as there was Light --

--there was Shadow.

There was Good

And Evil.

She is PEACE and She is WAR.

She is Still Beautiful.

Test Pilot Half Jordan was chosen by a dying alien to represent his Space Sector in a Cosmic Police Force called The Green Lantern Corps.

He once told me that had he not received his Power Ring, he would have gotten himself killed several times over. I always wondered if he was BRAGGING  --

-- or CONFESSING?

I... KNOW  Hal Jordan.

I am no longer Everything.

I am a shaft of LIGHT split through a PRISM.

As I enter into a world of immense primary energies, 

I witness The Eternal Spirit 

of VENGEANCE Itself.

God's WRATH.

The SPECTRE.

Bound to a Human Soil, it will battle The Forces of Chaos for all Eternity.

But today that Soul is BLIND.

That Soul believes The Spectre 

to be suited for petty vindication.

It has been only 

JUDGEMENT and EXECUTION.

One sinner at a time.

Detective Crispus Allen needs to understand 

there's much MORE to His Existence 

than TWISTED PUNISHMENT.

In times of Crisis, 

he is capable of much more.

No one looks up to see HIM in The Sky --

--because he has yet to 

rise UP INTO The Sky.

He has not found The GOOD 

within What He's Become.

So I PRAY that someone does.

And I hope to God someone ANSWERS My Prayers.

MY Prayers.

I am....

SOMEBODY.

The LIGHT.

The SHADOW.

I'm The Only One 

Who Can See 

The SHADOW.

This Gigantic SHADOW cast across The Multiverse.

Falling over EVERYTHING.

I'm The Only One Who Knows 

There was A WAR in Heaven.

And Evil WON.

The MULTIVERSE Takes 

a SINGLE BREATH....

Like a RUNNER Poised 

on The LINE...

And it's MY Breath.

There is A SOUND.

A Sound like The CRACK OF DOOM.

Like a STARTER'S PISTOL....

And This is ME.

And NOW I Remember.

KRA-KKOOOMM

JAY!

WALLY

EVERYONE!

RUN!