Showing posts with label Cujo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cujo. Show all posts

Thursday 7 March 2024

VHS-Summer School Lesson 1 : Cujo — Good Dog, Lie Down.


“I want My Daddy..!!”



Mr Gary Grooberson :
...are you okay...?

Callie :
Ah -- yeah. First Day.
Can you imagine who they've 
got teaching Summer School...?

Mr Gary Grooberson :
I can -- I teach it.

Callie :
Oh, I'm sorry.

Mr Gary Grooberson :
Look -- most of the kids around here -- 
they're not very bright.
[a little boy pushes past them.]
Hey, ColinHe's....
I can get them to do
whatever I want.

Callie :
[Unenthusiastically/Not-Listening/Doesn't Care.
Score.

Mr Gary Grooberson :
DREAM job...(!)






VHS-Summer School Survival Skills 
Lesson 1 : Good Dog, Lie Down… 
Just Lie Down, now…
Lie Down and Die.







Good Morning Class! 
How's Everybody Doing Today...?

My Name's 
Mister Grooberson.

....I know. 
You don't wanna be here. 
I don't wanna be here, either.
Now, apparently--

Your School is still operating on VHS --
But, I found this gem in The Teacher's Lounge :

It's called 'Cujo' : It's about a rabid St.Bernard that...
You know what, I don't want to give too much away, but --

Imagine 'Beethoven', 
if he contracted Rabies,
and then just started mauling children...!!
You get an idea -- Enjoy.








Here in My Car
I feel Safest of All
I can lock all My Doors
It's the only way to Live, in Cars —

Here in My Car
I can only receive
I can Listen to You
It keeps me stable for days, in Cars

Here in My Car,
Where The Image breaks down
Will You visit Me please
If I open My Door in cars —

Here in My Car
I know I've started to think
About leaving tonight
Although nothing seems right, in Cars