Showing posts with label Hare. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hare. Show all posts

Monday 11 January 2021

HARE





TOMMY :
What's coursing?

TURKISH :
Hare coursing.

They set two lurchers... 
They're dogs, before you ask.
On a Hare.

And The Hare has to outrun the dogs.

TOMMY :
So, what if it doesn't?

TURKISH :
Well, the big rabbit gets fucked, doesn't it?

TOMMY :
Proper fucked?

TURKISH :
Yeah, Tommy.
Before Zee Germans get there.

Friday 21 September 2018

Jimmy Smith Jr.




I am white. I am a fucking bum. 
I do live in a trailer with my mom. 
My boy Future is an Uncle Tom. 
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob 
Who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun. 
I did get jumped by all six of you chumps. 
And Wink did fuck my girl. 

I'm still standing here screaming 

"Fuck the Free World!"



Fuck a beat, I'll go A Capella.

Fuck a Papa Doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody. 

Fuck y'all if you doubt me. 

I'm a piece of fuckin' white trash, I say it proudly. 

And fuck this battle, I don't wanna win, I'm outtie. 

Here, tell these people something they don't know about me.