Showing posts with label Legend. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Legend. Show all posts

Tuesday, 4 December 2018

I am Legend







" As I mentioned in my introduction to Frank's Dark Knight, one of the things that prevents superhero stories from ever attaining the status of true modern myths or legends is that they are open ended. 

An essential quality of a Legend is that the events in it are clearly defined in time.

Robin Hood is driven to become an outlaw by the injustices of King John and his minions. That is his Origin. 

He meets Little John, Friar Tuck and all the rest and forms the merry men. He wins the tournament in disguise, he falls in love with Maid Marian and thwarts the Sheriff of Nottingham. That is his Career, including love interest, Major Villains and the formation of a superhero group that he is part of. 

He lives to see the return of Good King Richard and is finally killed by a woman, firing a last arrow to mark the place where he shall be buried. That is his Resolution --

you can apply the same paradigm to King Arthur, Davy Crockett or Sherlock Holmes with equal success. 

You cannot apply it to most comic book characters because, in order to meet the commercial demands of a continuing series, they can never have a resolution. Indeed, they find it difficult to embrace any of the changes in life that the passage of time brings about for these very same reasons, making them finally less than fully human as well as falling far short of True Myth. 



The reasons this all came up in the Dark Knight intro was that I felt that Frank had managed to fulfill that requirement in terms of Superman and Batman, giving us an image which, while perhaps not of their actual deaths, showed up how they were at their endings, in their final years. Whether this story will actually ever happen in terms of "real" continuity is irrelevant: by providing a fitting and affective capstone to the Batman legend it makes it just that... a Legend rather than an endlessly meandering continuity. 

It does no damage to the current stories of Batman in the present, and indeed it does the opposite by lending them a certain weight and power by implication and association--every minor shift of attitude in the current Bruce Wayne's approach to life that might be seen in Batman or Detective over the next few years, whether intentionally or not, will provide twinges of excitement for the fans who can perceive their contemporary Batman inching ever closer to the intense and immortal giant portrayed in the Dark Knight chronicles. 

It also provides a special poignance... while I was doing some of the episodes of "Under the Hood" for the Watchmen text backup and especially upon seeing Dave's mock-up photographs of the Minutemen in their early, innocent days, I felt as if I'd touched upon that sense of "look at them all being happy. They didn't know how it would turn out" that one sometimes gets when looking at old photographs.  

Dark Knight does this for the Batman to some degree, and I'd like to try to do the same for the whole DC Cosmos in Twilight. I feel that by providing a capstone of the type mentioned above, but one which embraces the whole DC Universe rather than just a couple of its heroes, I can lend a coherence and emotional weight to the notion of a cohesive DC Universe, thus fulfilling the criteria set out in my ramblings about the effect of all this on the idea of DC continuity as mentioned above.  

Being set in a possible future, it does nothing that cannot be undone, and yet at the same time has a real and tangible effect upon the lives and activities of the various characters in their own books and their own current continuities. 

At the same time, by providing that capstone and setting the whole continuity into a framework of complete and whole legend, as Frank did in Dark Knight, we make the whole thing seem much more of a whole with a weight of circumstance and history that might help to cement over any shakiness left in the wake of Crisis and its ramifications. 

Even if we pull the threads of these various characters' circumstances together at some hypothetical point in the future, this does imply that there is a logical pattern or framework for the whole DC Universe, even if the resolution of the pattern is at a point thirty years in the hypothetical future. "


- Alan Moore, 
Twilight of the Superheroes
The Interminable Ramble

An unpublished series proposal for DC Comics by Alan Moore

Wednesday, 28 November 2018

I Know What The Bee Knows




“But you, Watson"—he stopped his work and took his old friend by the shoulders —"I've hardly seen you in the light yet. How have the years used you? You look the same blithe boy as ever."

"I feel twenty years younger, Holmes. I have seldom felt so happy as when I got your wire asking me to meet you at Harwich with the car. But you, Holmes—you have changed very little—save for that horrible goatee."




"These are the sacrifices one makes for one's country, Watson," said Holmes, pulling at his little tuft. "To-morrow it will be but a dreadful memory. With my hair cut and a few other superficial changes I shall no doubt reappear at Claridge's tomorrow as I was before this American stunt—I beg your pardon, Watson, my well of English seems to be permanently defiled —before this American job came my way."

"But you have retired, Holmes. We heard of you as living the life of a hermit among your bees and your books in a small farm upon the South Downs."

"Exactly, Watson. Here is the fruit of my leisured ease, the magnum opus of my latter years!" He picked up the volume from the table and read out the whole title, Practical Handbook of Bee Culture, with Some Observations upon the Segregation of the Queen. 


"Alone I did it. Behold the fruit of pensive nights and laborious days when I watched the little working gangs as once I watched the criminal world of London."

"But how did you get to work again?"

"Ah, I have often marvelled at it myself. The Foreign Minister alone I could have withstood, but when the Premier also deigned to visit my humble roof—! The fact is, Watson, that this gentleman upon the sofa was a bit too good for our people. He was in a class by himself. Things were going wrong, and no one could understand why they were going wrong. Agents were suspected or even caught, but there was evidence of some strong and secret central force. It was absolutely necessary to expose it. Strong pressure was brought upon me to look into the matter. It has cost me two years, Watson, but they have not been devoid of excitement. When I say that I started my pilgrimage at Chicago, graduated in an Irish secret society at Buffalo, gave serious trouble to the constabulary at Skibbareen, and so eventually caught the eye of a subordinate agent of Von Bork, who recommended me as a likely man, you will realise that the matter was complex. Since then I have been honoured by his confidence, which has not prevented most of his plans going subtly wrong and five of his best agents being in prison. I watched them, Watson, and I picked them as they ripened. Well, sir, I hope that you are none the worse!"



The last remark was addressed to Von Bork himself, who after much gasping and blinking had lain quietly listening to Holmes's statement. He broke out now into a furious stream of German invective, his face convulsed with passion. Holmes continued his swift investigation of documents while his prisoner cursed and swore.

"Though unmusical, German is the most expressive of all languages," he observed when Von Bork had stopped from pure exhaustion. "Hullo! Hullo!" he added as he looked hard at the corner of a tracing before putting it in the box. "This should put another bird in the cage. I had no idea that the paymaster was such a rascal, though I have long had an eye upon him. Mister Von Bork, you have a great deal to answer for."

The prisoner had raised himself with some difficulty upon the sofa and was staring with a strange mixture of amazement and hatred at his captor.

"I shall get level with you, Altamont," he said, speaking with slow deliberation. "If it takes me all my life I shall get level with you!"

"The old sweet song," said Holmes. "How often have I heard it in days gone by. It was a favourite ditty of the late lamented Professor Moriarty. Colonel Sebastian Moran has also been known to warble it. And yet I live and keep bees upon the South Downs."

" As I mentioned in my introduction to Frank's Dark Knight, one of the things that prevents superhero stories from ever attaining the status of true modern myths or legends is that they are open ended. 

An essential quality of a Legend is that the events in it are clearly defined in time; Robin Hood is driven to become an outlaw by the injustices of King John and his minions. That is his Origin. 

He meets Little John, Friar Tuck and all the rest and forms the merry men. He wins the tournament in disguise, he falls in love with Maid Marian and thwarts the Sheriff of Nottingham. That is his Career, including love interest, Major Villains and the formation of a superhero group that he is part of. 

He lives to see the return of Good King Richard and is finally killed by a woman, firing a last arrow to mark the place where he shall be buried. That is his Resolution --

you can apply the same paradigm to King Arthur, Davy Crockett or Sherlock Holmes with equal success. 

You cannot apply it to most comic book characters because, in order to meet the commercial demands of a continuing series, they can never have a resolution. Indeed, they find it difficult to embrace any of the changes in life that the passage of time brings about for these very same reasons, making them finally less than fully human as well as falling far short of True Myth. 


The reasons this all came up in the Dark Knight intro was that I felt that Frank had managed to fulfill that requirement in terms of Superman and Batman, giving us an image which, while perhaps not of their actual deaths, showed up how they were at their endings, in their final years. Whether this story will actually ever happen in terms of "real" continuity is irrelevant: by providing a fitting and affective capstone to the Batman legend it makes it just that... a legend rather than an endlessly meandering continuity. 

It does no damage to the current stories of Batman in the present, and indeed it does the opposite by lending them a certain weight and power by implication and association--every minor shift of attitude in the current Bruce Wayne's approach to life that might be seen in Batman or Detective over the next few years, whether intentionally or not, will provide twinges of excitement for the fans who can perceive their contemporary Batman inching ever closer to the intense and immortal giant portrayed in the Dark Knight chronicles. 

It also provides a special poignance... while I was doing some of the episodes of "Under the Hood" for the Watchmen text backup and especially upon seeing Dave's mock-up photographs of the Minutemen in their early, innocent days, I felt as if I'd touched upon that sense of "look at them all being happy. They didn't know how it would turn out" that one sometimes gets when looking at old photographs.  

Dark Knight does this for the Batman to some degree, and I'd like to try to do the same for the whole DC Cosmos in Twilight. I feel that by providing a capstone of the type mentioned above, but one which embraces the whole DC Universe rather than just a couple of its heroes, I can lend a coherence and emotional weight to the notion of a cohesive DC Universe, thus fulfilling the criteria set out in my ramblings about the effect of all this on the idea of DC continuity as mentioned above.  

Being set in a possible future, it does nothing that cannot be undone, and yet at the same time has a real and tangible effect upon the lives and activities of the various characters in their own books and their own current continuities. 

At the same time, by providing that capstone and setting the whole continuity into a framework of complete and whole legend, as Frank did in Dark Knight, we make the whole thing seem much more of a whole with a weight of circumstance and history that might help to cement over any shakiness left in the wake of Crisis and its ramifications. 

Even if we pull the threads of these various characters' circumstances together at some hypothetical point in the future, this does imply that there is a logical pattern or framework for the whole DC Universe, even if the resolution of the pattern is at a point thirty years in the hypothetical future.
 

Aerial Toll Houses and Imperfect Courage


Cooper, you may be fearless in  
This World. 

But there are  
Other Worlds. 

Worlds Beyond Life and Death. 

Worlds Beyond Scientific Reality. 

[ Worlds Beyond 'Good' and 'Evil' ]

My people believe that  
The White Lodge is a place where the spirits that rule Man and Nature reside. 

There is also a legend of a place called  
The Black Lodge. 

The Shadow Self 
of the White Lodge. 

Legend says that every spirit must pass through there on the way to perfection. 

There, you will meet your own  
Shadow Self. 

My people call it  
The Dweller on the Threshold. 

But it is said that if you confront The Black Lodge with imperfect courage  —

It will utterly annihilate your soul.



Monday, 19 November 2018

Stan Lee is an Imposter





“STAN LEE IS GOD.”





“ An impostor is not only a liar, but a very special type of liar who imposes on others fabrications of his attainments, position, or worldly possessions. This he may do through misrepresentations of his official (statistical) identity, by presenting himself with a fictitious name, history, and other items of personal identity, either borrowed from some other actual person or fabricated according to some imaginative conception of himself. There are similar falsifications on that part of his identity belonging to his accomplishments, a plagiarizing on a grand scale, or making claims which are grossly implausible. Imposture appears to contain the hope of getting something material, or some other worldly advantage.”

“ So I thought: how much could you effect reality by writing a comic that mimics reality, but pushed it in weird directions? 

So round about 1997, I decided that I would really seriously turn this thing into a super-sigil.

And it was based on the idea that: if you look at cave art – the first art was done; the first writing that was done, basically as art. 

And if someone wanted to make something happen; like, if you were in the — 

Like, if you were some fucked up caveman in a cave somewhere, worrying about your dinner. 

What do you do? 

You draw a bison on the wall; stick some spears in it.

Go out, and the bison dies filled with spears.

“Hey, man! We can make this happen!”

Slowly, those things become words; they become abstractions – complexes of meaning. 

And you can take that basic idea, and – as we’ve seen – people like Austin Osmond Spare, the magician from the early part of the century, or , or the Chaos magicians of the eighties who were a big influence on me – they used this stuff. 

And like I say, what you can do is this: 

Go home, write down a desire

it’s quite simple, what you can say is: 

“It is my desire that my cat wins the Olympics.” 

Take out all the vowels..

Write this down, for fuck’s sake! 
Don’t just listen; do it! 
Right?

Take out the vowels, and you’ll be left with a string of consonants. 

Take out all the repeated consonants, and you’ll be left with a string of consonants with no repeats in it. 

X, Y, A, D, whatever. 
Turn that thing into a little image. 
Take the D, draw a big D
Then you’ve got a T; draw a big T on it.

Keep reducing it down until it looks magical.

And there are no rules for this thing. 

Do it until it looks magical.

At that point you now have a sigil. 

The Sigil will work. 

You can project desire into reality, 
and change reality. 

It works! ”









JOSEPH SMITH AS PHYLLIS GREENACRE’S “IMPOSTOR"

 Fawn Brodie, in her biography of the Mormon Prophet Joseph Smith, suggests that one important tool for understanding the psychology and the demagogic appeal of the founder of the Latter-day Saints can be found in the psychological disorder of pseudologia fantastica, whose victims or practitioners are often referred to as impostors. Brodie preferred the notion of impostor to literary historian Bernard DeVoto’s classification of Joseph Smith as a “paranoid,” or Kimball Young’s labeling of the Prophet as a “parapath,” that is to say as someone unable to separate fantasy and reality. 

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY ORDER 
In the experience of the present author, the notions of the imposter and of pseudologia fantastica might well be expanded to include greater emphasis on the question of multiple personalities and multiple personality disorder. 


This insight derives from my own observation over a number of years of a charismatic political leader with strong tendencies toward the creation of a personality cult, somewhat on the model of Joseph Smith. The individual in question is Lyndon H. LaRouche. 

In the 1960s and 1970s, LaRouche was remarkable for his intelligence overview and programmatic orientation, which tended more and more to be overshadowed by a crude demand for adulation and unquestioning obedience, precisely along the lines of a personality cult. 

Over time, one got the impression that LaRouche had several distinct personalities –one perceptive and insightful, one raging, narcissistic, and vindictive, and yet another whimsical and nostalgic. 

Needless to say, it was the insistent and vindictive personality which employed the other selves to recruit a following and then impose on them the yoke of his personality cult. In this process, he exhibited moments of charismatic rhetorical appeal, and other moments of the most primitive infantilism. 

He also neglected the most elementary precautions. On the one hand, he launched campaigns of exposure and denunciation against Henry Kissinger, Jimmy Carter, Nelson Rockefeller, and other public figures of some power, while at the same time he refused to submit yearly federal income tax returns. It was this latter failing which helped to put him in jail for five years. 

On at least one known occasion, LaRouche reportedly boasted of his multiple personalities, while claiming that he had the ability to shift at will from one personality to another, according to his own psychological needs. LaRouche called this his “multiple personality order.” 

The parallels of this syndrome to the case of Joseph Smith are evident. In her discussion of the impostor, Phyllis Greenacre also cites the case of Titus Oates (1649-1705), who was the great protagonist of the fictitious “Popish Plot” during the reign of Charles II Stuart of England. 

This plot was supposedly aiming at a Catholic takeover of England with the help of the Stuarts. Fictitious though this report turned out to be, its political effects were most welcome to the pro-Venetian Whig party of the English aristocracy. Without intelligence networks interested in promoting Titus Oates’ story, he might have been relegated to total obscurity. 

Oates was a mythomaniac, recounting wild inventions he knew his listeners wanted to hear, all in a desperate bid to attract attention. But there were powerful political forces who found his hallucinations advantageous. This reminds us once again, as in the case of Joseph Smith, to always look for the interaction between the individual impostor and the organized networks which constitute and assemble the audience which the impostor so urgently desires. 

Some key excerpts from Greenacre: 

“An impostor is not only a liar, but a very special type of liar who imposes on others fabrications of his attainments, position, or worldly possessions. This he may do through misrepresentations of his official (statistical) identity, by presenting himself with a fictitious name, history, and other items of personal identity, either borrowed from some other actual person or fabricated according to some imaginative conception of himself. 

There are similar falsifications on that part of his identity belonging to his accomplishments, a plagiarizing on a grand scale, or making claims which are grossly implausible. Imposture appears to contain the hope of getting something material, or some other worldly advantage. While the reverse certainly exists among the distinguished, wealthy, and competent persons who lose themselves in cloaks of obscurity and assumed mediocrity, these come less frequently into sharp focus in the public eye. One suspects, however, that some “hysterical” amnesia is, and dual or multiple personalities are conditions related to imposturous characters. The contrast between the original and the assumed identities may sometimes be not so great in the matter of worldly position, and consequently does not lend itself so readily to the superficial explanation that it has been achieved for direct and material gain. The investigation of even a few instances of imposture –if one has not become emotionally involved in the deception –is sufficient to show how crude though clever many impostors are, how very faulty any scheming is, and how often, in fact, the element of shrewdness is lacking. Rather a quality of showmanship is involved, with its reliance all on the response of an audience to illusions. 

“In some of the most celebrated instances of imposture, it indeed appears that the fraud was successful only because many others as well as the perpetrator had a hunger to believe in the fraud, and that any success of such fraudulence depended in fact on strong social as well as individual factors and especial receptivity to the trickery. 

To this extent those on whom the fraudulence is imposed are not only victims but unconscious conspirators. Its success too is partly a matter of timing. Such combinations of imposturous talent and a peculiar susceptibility of the times to believe in the swindler, who presents the deceptive means of salvation, may account for the great impostures of history. There are, however, instances of the repeated perpetration of frauds under circumstances which give evidence of a precise content that may seem independent of social factors…. 

“It is the extraordinary and continued pressure in the impostor to live out his fantasy that demands explanation, a living out which has the force of a delusion, (and in the psychotic may actually appear in that form), but it is ordinarily associated with the ‘formal’ awareness that the claims are false. The sense of reality is characterized by a peculiarly sharp, quick perceptiveness, extraordinarily immediate keenness and responsiveness, especially in the area of the imposture. The over-all utility of the sense of reality is, however, impaired. What is striking in many impostors is that, although they are quick to pick up details and nuances in the lives and activities of those whom they simulate and can sometimes utilize these with great adroitness, they are frequently so utterly obtuse to many ordinary considerations of fact that they give the impression of mere brazenness or stupidity in many aspects of their life peripheral to their impostures…. 

“The impostor has, then, a specially sharpened sensitivity within the area of his fraud, and identity toward the assumption of which he has a powerful unconscious pressure, beside which his conscious wish, although recognizable, is relatively slight. The unconscious drive heightens his perceptions in a focused area and permits him to ignore or deny other elements of reality which would ordinarily be considered matters of common sense. It is this discrepancy in abilities which makes some impostors such puzzling individuals. Skill and persuasiveness are combined with utter foolishness and stupidity. 

“In well-structured impostures this may be described as a struggle between two dominant identities in the individual: the temporarily focused and strongly assertive imposturous one, and the frequently amazingly crude and poorly knit one from which the impostor has emerged. In some instances, however, it is also probable that the imposture cannot be sustained unless there is emotional support from someone who especially believes in and nourishes it. The need for self-betrayal may then he one part of the tendency to revert to a less demanding, more easily sustainable personality, particularly if support is withdrawn. 
 
“The impostor seems to flourish on the success of his exhibitionism. Enjoyment of the limelight and inner triumph of ‘putting something over’ seems inherent, and bespeak the closeness of imposture to voyeurism. Both aspects are represented: pleasure in watching while the voyeur himself is invisible; exultation in being admired and observed as a spectacle. It seems as if the impostor becomes temporarily convinced of the rightness of his assumed character in proportion to the amount of attention he is able to gain from it. 

“In the lives of impostors there are circumscribed areas of reaction which approach the delusional. These are clung to when the other elements of the imposture have been relinquished…. 

“Once an imposturous goal has been glimpsed, the individual seems to behave without need for consistency, but to strive rather for the supremacy of the gains from what can be acted out with sufficient immediate gratification to convince others. For the typical impostor, an audience is absolutely essential. It is from the confirming reaction of his audience that the impostor gets a ‘realistic’ sense of self, a value greater than anything he can otherwise achieve. It is the demand for an audience in which the (false) self is reflected that causes impostures often to become of social significance. Both reality and identity seem to the impostor to be strengthened rather than diminished by the success of the fraudulence of his claims…. 

“The impostor seems to be repeatedly seeking confirmation of his assumed identity to overcome his sense of helplessness or incompleteness. It is my impression that this is the secret of his appeal to others, and that often especially conscientious people are ‘taken in’ and other impostors as well attracted because of the longing to return to that happy state of omnipotence which adults have had to relinquish….



 
    I doubt that any of you sitting out there reading this are totally unfamiliar with the name Stan Lee…unless, of course, you happen to be one of those unfortunates who have spent their childhoods in a laundry hamper. Should this be the case, then please allow me to fill you in on the necessary details.

    Stan Lee is the name of the flawed genius responsible for the Marvel Comics empire in its entirety. Without Stan Lee, you would not be reading this. Without Stan Lee there would have been no Fantastic Four, no X Men, no Hulk, no Thor, no nothing. Without Stan Lee there quite probably would have been no Conan movie and it is almost certain the comic book industry as a whole would be vastly different, assuming that it existed at all.

    On the other hand, without Stan Lee you wouldn’t have to sit through such marrow-chilling dreck as the Spider-Man television show. I suppose it’s a case of having to take the rough with the smooth.

    My long-distance acquaintance with this gentleman goes back some twenty years to the fateful day when, laid up with one of those loathsome childhood, I had sent my mother out to buy me my weekly comics ration. The particular comic I had been after was an issue of DC’s Blackhawk.

    Knowing, however, that my maternal parent would be unlikely to remember anything as demanding as a two-syllable word like Blackhawk, I played it safe and told her that the comic I wanted featured a bunch fo people who all wore blue uniforms.

    What turned up was Fantastic Four number three. Imagine my surprise.

    My mother, of course, apologised profusely. For this reason I let her off with a mild cuffing and didn’t loose the dobermans upon her, as was my usual practice. Some two hours later, after I’d finished reading FF no.3 for something like the eighth time, I realised that she had in fact done me a tremendous service. This comic was utterly stark raving foaming-at-the-mouth stupendous!

    Now, I was not the sort of child who regularly went in for lavish displays of gratitude but I recall that evening I threw mother an extra lump of raw meat and agreed to consider putting a couple of extra links in her chain…

    At this point I should perhaps explain exactly what it was that devastated me about the third issue of the Fantastic Four. After all, when the issue first appeared, most of you readers were just a bunch of random genes and chromosomes wandering around looking for somebody to happen to. On top of that, you have grown up in a world where you have something in the region of forty different super-hero titles to chose from each month.

    I doubt you can imagine the sheer impact that single comic possessed back there in the comic-starved wastelands of 1961 or whenever it was. Especially to someone whose only exposure to the super hero had been the clear-cut and clean-living square-jawed heroes featured in DC comics at the time. The most immediately noticeable thing was the sheer strangeness of Jack Kirby’s art. It had a craggy, textured quality that looked almost unpleasant to eyes that had become used to the graceful figures of Carmine Infantino or the smooth inking of Murphy Anderson. That said, it was a taste which quickly grew upon me.

    Only a few short months later I couldn’t really look at Infantino or Kane or Swan or any of the other DC artists of that period without feeling that there was something missing… a lack of grittiness or something. Like I say, the art was very, very strange. Those of you whose only exposure to Kirby’s artwork has been something like ‘The Eternals’ can’t begin to imagine how strange.

    The writing, however, was stranger. It wasn’t the plot that was so exceptional… as I recall the plot featured a second rate villain called the Miracle man who had the power to create illusions. He attacked the Fantastic Four, beat them, they regrouped, beat him, end of story. Nothing special.

    What was special was the characterization…the way the characters talked, thought and behaved. I mean, think about it for a moment…there was a standard noble scientist type called Reed Richards who was given to making long-winded and pretentious proclamations on everything from Epsilon radiation to Universal Love.

    There was his wimpy and fainthearted girlfriend, Susan Storm, who always looked as if she’d be much happier curled up in an armchair with a bottle of valium and the latest issue of Vogue rather than being captured by the Mole Man or someone of that ilk.

    There was her skinny, teenaged brother Johnny who was brash, loudmouthed and not a little obnoxious, the sort of person who looked like he’d have less trouble picking up an articulated lorry than he would have picking up a steady girlfriend.

    And last, but certainly not least, there was Ben Grimm, the Thing.

    In those early days, the Thing was nothing at all like your cuddly, likeable ‘Orange Teddy-bear’ of later years. In those days he was portrayed as being something like a manic-depressive Hulk with a constant migraine headache, forever sprouting dialogue along the liens of “Bah! Out of my way, puny mortal!” and smashing up cars and buildings with a gusto that would leave the average soccer hooligan gaping with admiration.

    On more than one occasion he came dangerously close to actually murdering the Human Torch while in a bad mood and in general you had the impression that he was always on the verge of turning into a fully fledged villain and quitting the Fantastic Four for good.

    To someone who had cut his teeth upon the sanitised niceness of the Justice League of America, this was heady stuff indeed. I mean, in DC comics, if Superman ever said anything remotely nasty to Batman or Wonder Woman you knew that he was either suffering from the unpredictable effects of Red Kryptonite or was having his mind controlled by Lex Luther’s latest ‘Brain-Ray’.

    With Ben Grimm, you knew that he was quite likely to pull someone’s arms and legs off one at a time for no better reason than that his corn-flakes had gone all soggy before he got round to eating them that morning.

    There was a memorable scene in that selfsame issue three which featured the Invisible Girl proudly presenting her team-mates with some new costumes which she had designed (Up until that point, the Fantastic Four had dressed in ordinary street clothes.)

    The Thing’s Costume was a skintight blue affair complete with black boots and a blue helmet which did it’s best to conceal his hideous, lumpy orange face. By the end of the issue he had ripped it to pieces in a fit of temper and stamped off wearing only the black bootees and the modified Y-Fronts which we know and love today.

    In the same time, the Human Torch threw a screaming temper tantrum that would have looked better on a five-year old and decided to leave the Fantastic Four forever. With all this going on, you can see why I was less than interested by the Miracle Man and his horde of illusory monsters.

    It was my first taste of Stan Lee’s writing and I was hooked.

    Subsequent issues were no let down. In issue four the Sub Mariner made his first appearance since the 1950’s, turning up in the guise of a down and out amnesiac tramp who was quietly rotting away in a Bowery flophouse until said establishment was visited by the Human Torch who was still on the run from his three teammates.

    In what, to me, remains one of the most electrifying comic scenes ever, an awestruck Johnny Storm ignites one finger using his flame-power and begins to shave away the tramp’s shaggy mane of hair and tangled beard to reveal the unearthly triangular face and elegant curving eyebrows of Prince Namor, the legendary Sub Mariner.

    And on and on it went. And not only within the pages of the Fantastic Four: during this period Lee was expanding the whole Marvel line-up, revamping the flagging mystery titles to include a constantly increasing menagerie super-humans, and, most remarkably, writing them all himself. Thor, Ant Man, Daredevil, Iron Man, The Hulk, The Avengers… bearing in mind that the majority of these titles were monthlies, perhaps you’d like to sit down with a pencil and paper and work out just how many pages of script Stan the Man was having to turn out in any given month in addition to being the managing editor of a rapidly snowballing comic-book empire.

    I mean, I myself have been known to pen a page or two in my time, but the thought of a workload like the that makes me tremble uncontrollably and give voice to funny squeaking noises. The man must have had eight pints of black coffee where most of us have blood.

    Naturally, not all the scripts were that good, although if anyone had suggested that to me at the time I would have ripped their spine out and fed it to them an inch at a time.

    Like most readers of that period I had become totally brainwashed by the sheer bellowing overkill of the Marvel publicity machine. If a cover-blurb in formed me that Millie the Model meets The Rawhide Kid was “The Greatest Action Epic of All Time” then by God, so it was and never mind about War and Peace, The Bible, King Solomon’s Mines and Moby Dick. As far as I was concerned, if it wasn’t written by Stan Lee it wasn’t in the running.

    Probably the most remarkable thing that Stan Lee achieved was the way in which he managed to hold on to his audience long after they had grown beyond the age range usually associated with comic book readers of that period. He did this by constant application of change, modification and development.

    No comic book was allowed to remain static for long. Iron Man traded in his gunmetal-grey juggernaut of a costume for the sleek red and gold affair that was gradually turned into the costume we know today. The Hulk left the Avengers, never to return. A Howling Commando got killed from time to time. You can say what you like about the early Marvel universe, but it sure as hell wasn’t boring.

    As the sixties wore on, Lee’s writing began to mirror the changes that were taking place in the society about him. The gritty, streetwise realism slowly gave way to a sense of adventure and wonder on a grand and cosmic scale, just as thousands of middle class American kids were donning kaftans, growing their hair and setting out for San Francisco in search of cosmic adventures of their own.

    To many, this ‘visionary’ period of Lee’s writing stands as his finest work. Personally, although it knocked me for a loop at the time, I can see with hindsight that in many ways it spelled the beginning of the end. That said, while it lasted it was probably the most fun you could have without risking imprisonment.

    The Fantastic Four encountered, in swift succession, the stunning planet-eater known as Galactus, the soulful and simonized Silver Surfer, the Black Panther’s technological utopia set in the heart of the African jungles, the Inhumans, the Watcher and a vast plethora of equally brain-numbing individuals.

    Thor encountered the Rigellian colonizers and more memorably, Ego the Living Planet. I’ll never forget turning the last page of that particular issue of Journey into Mystery to be confronted by the full-page spectacle of a massive organic planet with the grafted-on face of a malign octogenarian.

    Believe me, when people my age wax lyrical about the sense of wonder to be found in those old comics, that’s the sort of thing they’re talking about. It was the sort of once-in-a-lifetime utterly mind-roasting concept that made you wonder just how long Lee and his Bullpen buddies could keep up that sort of pace and style.

    The answer was, sadly, not long.”

    As Marvel began to grow into a bigger and bigger concern, Lee seemed to find most of his time taken up in the day to day editorial decisions implicit in such a large enterprise, and less and less time available for the actual writing.

    Other writers began to appear. Some of them, like Roy Thomas, were very very competent indeed. Others were less so. The one thing that all of these newer writers had in common was that they had by and large cut their teeth upon the writing o f Stan Lee.

    This was good in as much as it lent a pleasing continuity to the books. Roy Thomas following Stan Lee with a style very much like Lee’s own… but bad in that what we were getting was a kind of Stan-Lee-Once-Removed situation. It was a sort of watering down process.

    Eventually, writers began to appear who had cut their teeth upon Roy Thomas and the original idea was diluted still further. Writers who had less idea about plotting and characterization than a common earthworm came to believe that all one needed to write a good solid Stan Lee type story was to have Dr Doom or Galactus turn up and the heroes to spend a couple of obligatory frames arguing amongst themselves.

    But, through Lee’s genius for publicity, the Marvel Machine had gathered a certain momentum. Each successive cover boasted that this issue was destined to be “The Greatest Super Heroic Slugfest in the Mighty Marvel Age of Comics!” And, like the ninnies we were, believed it. After all, when had Stan ever lied to us?

    No matter that the issue in question featured the same old mindless fight scenes that we’d been through a hundred times before. No matter that the characters had degenerated into shallow parodies of their former selves. We sent for our MMMS membership kits and erected fiery crosses in the gardens of people suspected of reading DC comics or Brand Ecch as our fearless leader suggested we to refer to his distinguished competition.

    We were wild-eyed fanatics to rival the loopiest thugee cultist or member of the Manson family. We were True Believers.

    The worst thing was that everything had ground to a halt. The books had stopped developing. If you take a look at a current Spider-Man comic, you’ll find that he’s maybe twenty years old, he worries a lot about whats right and what’s wrong, and he has a lot of trouble with his girlfriends.

    Do you know what Spider-Man was doing fifteen years ago? Well, he was about nineteen years old, he worried a lot about what was right and what was wrong and he had a lot of trouble with his girlfriends.
    On the benign side, nearly everyone working in the medium today, especially those of us who are writers, owe Stan Lee a very great debt. I’d be the first to admit that any flair which my own writing might possess probably originates back on that Thursday afternoon when I was eight years old, sitting and boggling at the strange-looking comic that was far removed from Blackhawk as Mother Theresa is from Hugh Hefner. That’s a debt that I don’t take lightly, and if I wore a hat it would certainly be doffed to Mr. Lee for providing me with the inspiration that is currently helping to pay my rent.

    Also, as I said in the opening paragraphs of this article, without the revitalising spark that Lee brought to the industry way back then, comics today would be vastly different and might not even exist at all.

    A number of today’s most clearly Lee-influenced writers… Chris Claremont, Marv Wolfman, Jim Shooter… would almost certainly not be with us. Whether that is a good thing or a bad thing depends upon your opinion of their individual talents. Stan Lee has done a hell of a lot for the industry and there’s no getting away from it.

    But it’s a thing that cuts both ways. I’ve often noticed that the most sparkling examples of the industry at the peak of it’s form seem to have an ultimately deleterious effect upon the medium as a whole. As a for instance, the original E.C. Mad comic, undeniably brilliant in it’s own right, has doomed us to a situation where any new humour magazine that appears is almost forced by law to have a title associated with mental illness (Cracked, Sick, Crazy, Frantic, panic, Madhouse, etc. etc.) and features a pale imitation of Mad’s stock in trade genre parodies without reflecting any of the wonderful drive and imagination of the original. The same is true for Stan Lee.

    Stan Lee became a name that was synonymous with comic-book success. His competitors had either to copy what he was doing or go out of business. The largest of these competitors, DC comics, opted for the former course of action and today have a product which is largely interchangeable with that of their Marvel counterparts.

    You see, somewhere along the line, one of the newer breed of Marvel editors… maybe it was Marv Wolfman, maybe it was someone else, had come up with one of those incredibly snappy sounding and utterly stupid little pieces of folk-wisdom that some editors seem to like pulling out of the hat from time to time.

    This particular little gem went something as follows; “Readers don’t want change. Readers only want the illusion of change.” Like I said, it sounds perceptive and well-reasoned on first listening. It is also, in my opinion, one of the most specious and retarded theories that it has ever been my misfortune to come across.

    Who says readers don’t want change? Did they do a survey or something? Why wasn’t I consulted?

    If readers are that averse to change then how come Marvel ever got to be so popular in the first place, back when constant change and innovation was the order of the day? Frankly, it beats it beats the hell out of me.

    Perhaps I could have a little more sympathy for pronouncements like this if there was some solid commercial reasoning behind them. If, for example, Marvel’s books suddenly started selling significantly more during the period when this “Let’s-Not-Rock-The-Boat” policy was introduced, then I might have reluctantly been forced to agree with it.

    This is not the case. Marvel’s best selling title today is the X Men, or it was when I saw any figures. It sells something like 300,000 copies, and it is regarded as a staggering success.

    Listen, in a country the size of America, 300,00 copies is absolutely pathetic. Back in the early fifties it was not unknown for even a comparatively minor-league publication like Lev Gleason’s original Daredevil (no relation) to clear six million copies every month. Even in the early days of the Marvel empire, any comic that was selling only 300,000 copies would have probably been cause for grave concern amongst those in charge of it’s production, and indeed it would have most likely been cancelled. These days, it’s the best we’ve got.

    Now, I don’t want to cause too much alarm and despondency by talking about Marvel’s imminent downfall. Some of the recent developments over there in the home of the hamburger look very promising indeed and it looks as if it might just be possible to save the day at the last minute, the way it always happens in the comics. But, and it’s a big but, it’s been left awfully late. Maybe too late. We’ll have to wait and see.

    As for Stan Lee, to read the man’s increasingly infrequent pronouncements you would assume that everything was brighter and better than it had ever been before. Gradually, however, it became clear that Stan Lee was no longer even marginally associated with the line of comics that had made him a very rich man. Oh sure, you get “Stan Lee presents…” at the top of every splash page and the odd guest-spot of embarrassing geriatric gibberings from the man himself turning up in the Bullpen Bulletin pages from time to time, but I have my doubts as to whether Mr. Lee has actually bothered to read a Marvel comic since sometime during the early seventies. As far as I know he occupies some sort of executive position out on the sunny west coast of America and is thoroughly immersed in a world of gold ingots and grey chest-hairs. In short, he’s out of the picture.

    So, finally getting around the initial purpose of this article, what sort of legacy has he left behind? In comic book history, is he a Hero or a Villain?

    Well, to borrow a concept that Mr. Lee himself made popular during the early sixties, he’s a Hero/Villain, just like Submariner or Hawkeye. He has had an influence upon the medium which is as benign as it is poisonous.

    In the Justice League, Green Arrow, and Hawkman argue together in a pale echo of the original Thing/Torch dust-ups of yesteryear. Firestorm is about twenty years old, has lots of teenage problems and trouble with his girlfriends. In effect we have two big companies who are both Marvel comics to all intents and purposes but merely have different names.

    All the other companies of the mid sixties… Charlton, ACG, Tower and so on… opted not to follow Marvel’s lead and subsequently went bust, leaving the comic field populated solely by pale ghosts of Lee’s former glories.

    Even the independent publishers that have recently sprung up seem largely unable to do anything more radical than tinker feebly with Lee’s basic formulas. Captain Victory is little more than The Eternals playing at the wrong speed and Ditko’s Missing Man would not have looked out of place as a sub-plot in Dr. Strange.

    Oddly enough, it is imitating the superficial stylistics of Mr. Lee’s ‘Marvel Renaissance’, most of these imitators seem unable to recognize the single most important quality that he brought to the comic medium.

    Stan Lee, in his heyday, did something wildly and radically different.

    And as far as I’m concerned, his vacant throne will remain empty until we come up with someone who has the guts and imagination to do the same.

    Any offers?

Sunday, 18 November 2018

Stan “The Legend” Lee











The Legend

First appearance is issue 7. An as-yet-unnamed elderly man who, while not an official member of the Boys, works as their informant.
He is a former comic editor/writer who worked for Vought-American’s Victory Comics subsidiary, writing all the comics based on Vought’s superheroes to “give people supes like they wanted supes to be”. 
His work on superhero comics gives him incredible knowledge of them and Vought-American.  
He hates “that comic-book crap”, though he lives under a comic store surrounded by his work.
The Legend has no family other than his two sons, both of whom are deceased. 
His elder son was killed in Vietnam as a result of faulty rifles produced by Vought-American (which ironically resemble the British Army’s SA80 bullpup rifles). 
His son’s death is the impetus for his association with Vought: to gather information in the hope he could one day assist in their destruction. 

It is also revealed in issue 54 that once Vought-American introduced The Homelander to the world in 1969, The Legend made a strategic move and got himself filmed at a memorial service for the air cav that his first son served in. 
Greg Mallory didn’t buy the fact that a Vought-American man felt guilty about what his company was doing. 
His second son is revealed in issue 22 to be the Teenage Kix member Blarney Cock, from whom he was estranged and was satisfied that Hughie killed him.
He was produced by The Legend and Queen Maeve during a relationship that the two had together, which was confirmed in issue #57 when Hughie discover surveillance photos and transcripts of The Legend having sex with Queen Maeve.
Unlike other heroes, the Legend has shown a certain fondness for Queen Maeve, serving as her confidant at times, and showing an almost fatherly approach during her encounter with the Boys after 9/11 and on Doc Peculiar’s transcripts. 
Butcher has accused The Legend of developing feelings for Queen Maeve, which could set up dire consequences for both The Boys and The Seven. 
 In issue 67, after informing Hughie of the death of Vas, he is confronted by Butcher and dies from a heart attack.









Friday, 16 November 2018

Widows — A Portrait of The Goddess







ADONIS: 
What I've learned from men like 
My Father and Your Husband 
is that :

You Reap What You Sow. 

HEKATE-HEKATE-HEKATE : 
Let's hope so.



VERONICA 
Gender :
Feminine
Usage : English, Italian, Romanian, Late Roman
Pronounced : və-RAHN-i-kə American English və-RAWN-i-kə British English [key]

Meaning & History

Latin alteration of BERENICE, the spelling influenced by the ecclesiastical Latin phrase vera icon meaning "true image". This was the name of a legendary saint who wiped Jesus' face with a towel and then found his image imprinted upon it. Due to popular stories about her, the name was occasionally used in the Christian world in the Middle Ages. It was borne by the 17th-century Italian saint and mystic Veronica Giuliani. As an English name, it was not common until the 19th century, when it was imported from France and Scotland.


Diminutives : Roni, Ronnie


Same Spelling :
Verónica, Verônica


Tuesday, 13 November 2018

Sequacious Stan






h3h















Stan “The Legend” Lee :
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Brodie Bruce :
Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. 

Stan “The Legend” Lee :
Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.
They look happy, don't they ? 

What, the bras ?

Stan “The Legend” Lee :
No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.


Stan “The Legend” Lee :
You know, it reminds me of an issue of Spider-Man I did.

When Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy went lingerie shopping. 

[ NEVER HAPPENED ]

Of course, the Green Goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. 

[ NEVER HAPPENED ]

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !
Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. 

Stan Lee. Hi.



The Fantastic Four. 
Reed Richards. 
Can his whole body stretch ?
Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] 
I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the Comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. 
Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,  Brodie ?

Had one. 
We just broke up.

The Thing ! 
Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his  body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ?

 She was a pain in the  ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor Doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] 
I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.