Friday 30 July 2021

Needed



“Final Crisis was a bestseller, but it divided the Internet crowd like Alexander’s sword. 

One outraged reader even confidently predicted that I would, someday soon, be brought to account for the “evil” I had done. 

For a comics fan scorned, it seemed, the measure of evil lay not in genocide or child abuse but in continuity details deliberately overlooked by self-important writers, of plot points insufficiently telegraphed, and themes made opaque or ambiguous.

  If only one-TENTH of the righteous, sputtering wrath of these anonymous zealots could be mustered against the horrors of bigotry or poverty, we might find ourselves OVERNIGHT in A Finer World.



That’ll catch on.”


  “It wasn’t until the turn of the century that a new approach to comic-book villainy crystallized around a single terrible idea that seemed to resonate with the exhausted resignation of the Western imagination: What if the villains had already won? What if the battle between good and evil was now over, with good bleeding and broken in the corner while evil pissed in its old rival’s sobbing face? 

In a world of catastrophic, knee-jerk war politics, typified by moronic medieval terrorists, the apish antics of George W. Bush, and the spinning of his eager-to-please sidekick Tony Blair, it was easy to get on board with this gloomy new paradigm. Better yet, it was a scenario that reinvigorated the superheroes by giving them a real challenge to face. Stories could begin at what was traditionally the end of act 2, with the hero on his knees while a cackling adversary seized his moment to launch the missiles, waken the dead, or threaten the girl. What would we learn by pitting our supermen against the day after the day they let us all down?

  Wanted by Mark Millar and J. G. Jones was Millar’s breakthrough work. He and Jones evoked a world that looked just like our own, but its familiar sidewalks and shopping façades hid a big secret that made horrible sense: Twenty years ago, all the supervillains had decided to gang up on the heroes once and for all. Overcoming their natural hatred and suspicion of one another for just long enough, they pooled mega-brains, billionaire resources, deadly technology, and a dozen foolproof plans for world domination. Thus armed, they overwhelmed the good guys before finishing the job with the help of diabolical superscience and evil five-dimensional magic and rewriting history so no one remembered that superheroes had ever been real. All that remained were their echoes in our comics and movies, mocking reminders of a world lost forever to corruption and greed. Wanted’s gleefully tawdry depiction of the world at its worst asked of its young media-literate audience some pertinent moral questions: If you were given a license that put you beyond the reach of all law and turned the everyday world into a Grand Theft Auto playground where any monstrous, violent, or depraved crime you committed would be covered up, as long as you surrendered to a quasi-Masonic “fraternity” of supervillains with VIP access to the best clubs, the coolest weapons, and the dirtiest birds … How far would you go, fan boy?

  ‘Wanted’ showed an abyss of horror beneath the comforting lies of our everyday world, where a successful coup by comic-book villains explained every rotten politician, every smirking gangster and puffed-up tyrant on the nightly news. For all his growing reputation as a shallow sensationalist, Millar was an altar boy at heart; he used the language of the lowest common denominator to preach hellfire. Wanted was an epic attempted exorcism, but its raw admission of Millar’s own dark-side dreams and its flirtation with a genuinely nihilistic endorsement of every antivalue as the way to “make it” in this world suggested a demon big enough to leave sizable bite marks in any Augustine cassock.

  Wanted articulated a new myth for the hordes of suddenly cool under-achievers who’d been lionized by the rise of “nerd culture.” Big business, media, and fashion were, it seemed, so starved of inspiration, they’d reached down to the very bottom of the social barrel in an attempt to commodify even the most stubborn nonparticipants, the suicide Goths and fiercely antiestablishment nerds. The geeks were in the spotlight now, proudly accepting a derogatory label that directly compared them to degraded freak-show acts. Bullied young men with asthma and shy, bitter virgins with adult-onset diabetes could now gang up like the playground toughs they secretly wanted to be and anonymously abuse and threaten professional writers and actors with family commitments and bills to pay.

  Soon film studios were afraid to move without the approval of the raging Internet masses. 

They represented only the most minuscule fraction of a percentage of the popular audience that gave a shit, but they were very remarkably, superhumanly angry, like the great head of Oz, and so very persistent that they could easily appear in the imagination as an all-conquering army of mean-spirited, judgmental fogies.

  In the shadow of The Tipping Point, Malcolm Gladwell’s immensely influential book on social networks and marketing, nobody wanted to risk bad word of mouth, little realizing that they were reacting, in many cases, to the opinions of a few troublemakers who knew nothing but contempt for the universe and all its contents and could hardly be relied upon to put a positive spin on anything that wasn’t the misery and misfortune of others. 

Too many businesspeople who should have known better began to take seriously the ravings of misinformed, often barely literate malcontents who took revenge on the cruel world by dismissing everything that came their way with the same jaded, geriatric “Meh.”

  The rise of the geeks, with their “SHORT ATTENTION SPANS AND HIGH EXPECTATIONS,” as one New X-Men character put it, was an unstoppable tidal return of the repressed. 

Wanted took upon itself to coldly lay bare the desires of the new elite—which far from being revolutionary were sleazy, self-serving, and viciously cynical. 

Reduced to numbers and screen names, souls stood out in stark relief, revealing an audience that seemed determined to portray itself as hostile, ignorantly self-assured, conformist, and forever unsatisfied in a world of staggering consumer excess. 

It is, of course, telling that I’ve never met any reader at a comic convention who behaved the way many do online, suggesting that the Internet monster is a defensive configuration, like the fan of spikes a tiny fish erects when it feels threatened.

  Wanted’s lead was Wesley Gibson, drawn by J. G. Jones to resemble handsome rapper Eminem with an eye on the movie potential, but who stood for every shy, overweight, underweight, misunderstood kid reveling in the power to trash, denigrate, and insult his imagined enemies—who were just about everybody, especially the creators of the comic books, music, games, and movies that brought to these miserable lives the only meaning they would ever know. Geek royalty. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

  Wesley acted out the new porn-fueled fantasies of dumping the fat girlfriend, hooking up with hot sex-mad assassin chicks, raping pretty newsreaders, and Getting Away with It All. At its best, reminiscent of the cool, amused cruelty of a Joe Orton play, the bludgeoning effect of Wanted’s uneasy satire exposed the horrible truth: The fragile, asocial, and different really just wanted to do coke, fuck bimbos, and bully people. 

The revolution had arrived.

  When Millar and Jones concluded Wanted with a full-page close-up of the leering, triumphant Wesley Gibson screaming “THIS IS ME FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS!,” his was the grotesque, swollen face of an outsider culture given the keys to the kingdom and revenge access to all our asses, as endorsed by the same old brute hierarchies. This was a face that any self-respecting boot might wish to stamp down upon eternally, but it was too late. 

Wesley was instead what we would bow down to. Wanted was a searing hymn to the death of integrity and morality, and Wesley’s the victorious face of the New God.

You All Have a Great Future Behind Me.






Nancy :
You all set, sir?

President 
Josiah 'Jed' Bartlett :
I'm fine, Nancy.
Bring him on in.

Nancy :
Mr. President, Senator Wilkinson.

President 
Josiah 'Jed' Bartlett :
Sam.

Sen. Sam Wilkinson :
Well, you look terrific,
Mr. President.


President 
Josiah 'Jed' Bartlett :
Thank you. 
Sorry I can't get up, 
but I can't get up.

Sen. Sam Wilkinson :
You're in our prayers,
Mr. President.


President 
Josiah 'Jed' Bartlett :
I appreciate that,
Sam, I really do.

Now, tell me what I can do to
get your amendment off my budget?

Sen. Sam Wilkinson :
"Against Nature.
Men leaving The Natural use of The Woman,
burned in their lust toward one another;
Men with Men, working that which is unseemly."

Romans.


President 
Josiah 'Jed' Bartlett :
Would it offend you, Sam, if I said this amendment represents a selective interpretation of The Scriptures,
a complete inversion of The Values of Jesus Christ?

Sen. Sam Wilkinson :
No, sir, it wouldn't offend me.
I'm secure in My Faith.


President 
Josiah 'Jed' Bartlett :
Isn't there something in That Book about Forgiveness?
Aren't we all God's Children?

Sen. Sam Wilkinson :
Of course we are.

Which is why The Government 
shouldn't institutionalise
behaviour in opposition to Our Faith.

What gives us The Right to visit
Our Faith upon The Country?

Sen. Sam Wilkinson :
One Nation under God.
What gives us The Right not to?


President 
Josiah 'Jed' Bartlett :
You talked to John Hoynes about this?

Sen. Sam Wilkinson :
John's a friend of mine.
But I introduced this amendment because 
I believe  you want to sign it
Mr. President.

You told me as much six weeks
ago at The Prayer Breakfast.

That the Civil Unions are one thing,
but that Marriage is between 
A Man and A Woman.



President 
Josiah 'Jed' Bartlett :
.......

....I can't stand up anymore.


Sen. Sam Wilkinson :
Sir?


President 
Josiah 'Jed' Bartlett :
I've lost My Balance.
Should come back,
but it's gone right now.


Sen. Sam Wilkinson :
Are you dizzy, sir?


President 
Josiah 'Jed' Bartlett :
No, I just can't find 
My Balance. It went away.

I try thinking it back, 
but it's difficult, because 
it's not a static thing.

Once it's gone, it's hard to imagine 
having it back again,
and it's disheartening to realise that
Thinking just isn't gonna get it done.

You've just gotta Trust 
that you'll happen on to it again.


Sen. Sam Wilkinson :
You only have one more year, Mr. President.



President 
Josiah 'Jed' Bartlett :
Yeah, I've got A Great Future behind me.

Sen. Sam Wilkinson :
Attaching this to The Budget gives you 
all the cover you need.



President 
Josiah 'Jed' Bartlett :
How is this Our Job, Sam?

I raised My Right Hand 
and Swore an Oath to uphold 
The Constitution 
of The United States of America.

Sen. Sam Wilkinson :
......Where was Your Left Hand, 
Mr. President?









So was this Justice, Superman? 

Millions in Property Damage, 
Helpless Bystanders Killed 
by a repeat metahuman felon,
who's now enjoying three square meals a day 
as a guest of The State.

You had The Power to end 
Atomic Skull's Criminal Career 
right there, permanently

Why didn't you

I'm not anyone's 
Judge and Jury, Professor Baxter. 
Definitely not An Executioner. 

My Powers don't put me 
Above The Law. 

A Noble Sentiment. 

But are you The Superman 
that The 21st Century needs?
 
Why not use Your Power 
To Fix The World? 



Superman :
First, I don't believe 
That The World is Broken. 

Because when We Say 'The World', 
We're really Talking about People

And it's always been My Belief that 
People at their core are Good


The Grace of Mankind is Everywhere
You just have to Open Your Eyes. 

Humanity has a limitless 
Potential for Good. 

My Purpose is 
To Help People 
reach That Potential. 



Tamarev. 
Tamarev is under attack. 

What have you people done? 
How dare you? 
Pokolistan holds to the treaty. 

Liar. My People are dying in The Streets. 
No less than they deserve. 


"Limitless Potential for Good"? 


Superman :
Good isn't Perfect. 

I have to go. 
To be continued, Professor? 







I Never Lie.






PERRY

(walking around)

I want the real story! (bangs desk)I want the inside dope on this guy! Has he got a family? Where does he live?


LOIS is taking notes, and finds a card with a personal message on it.


LOIS

(whispers aloud)

TONIGHT AT EIGHT

YOUR PLACE-

HOPEFULLY-

A FRIEND


SHOT of CLARK craning his neck to see what LOIS is doing.


ANGLE ON PERRY WHITE


PERRY

(walks around)

Tony, who is he?

(the REPORTER shrugs helplessly, PERRY moves on)

What's his name? What's he got hidden under that cape of his - batteries? (SHOT of LOIS looking over her shoulder, CLARK lowers his eyes) Why did he show up last night? (looks at another reporter) Dick. Where does he come from? (to LOIS) Does he have a girlfriend? (moves on) What's his favorite ball team, Kent? (CLARK opens his mouth, but too late PERRY is gone) Now listen to me! I tell you boys and girls - whichever one of you gets it out of him...is going to wind up with the single most important interview since... (grabs a cigar at his desk) God talked to Moses!


One of the reporters lights it for him. PERRY inhales deeply the looks around.


PERRY

What are you standing around about for? Move! Get on that story!


The reporters head for the door, CLARK fumbling with something for a moment. PERRY sits on his desk chewing his cigar, and reading the latest edition of his paper. The phone rings, but he ignores it.


INT. TERRACE OF LOIS' APARTMENT - NIGHT


LOIS, looking absolutely gorgeous in her best evening gown, stares wistfully up into the sky. She glances at her watch: it is 8.05 PM.


LOIS

(turns around to head back inside, says to herself)

Eight o'clock, he says eight o'clock. Eight o'clock. Hm. Some friend. (pours herself some wine) Story of my life. Cinderella bites the dust.


EXT. METROPOLIS - NIGHT


CAMERA PANS along the buildings and skyscrapers, then down to the TERRACE.


EXT. LOIS' APARTMENT - NIGHT


LOIS pours herself some wine and drinks as SUPERMAN lands at the edge of her terrace.


SUPERMAN

(arms crossed)

Good evening, Miss Lane.


LOIS almost chokes on the wine and whirls around in her seat


LOIS

Uh...h-hi!


SUPERMAN

Oh, I'm sorry. Did you have plans this evening?


LOIS

Oh.

(looks at gown)

Oh, this old thing... (gets up) no.


SUPERMAN

Well listen, it's no trouble at all for me to come back later-


LOIS

No! (rushes forward) Don't move! (stops) Um, err, sure you can move, just don't fly away, alright?


SUPERMAN smiles to himself, hops down onto the terrace, and walks forward.


SUPERMAN

Sorry to, uh, just drop in on you like this, Miss Lane, but I've been thinking. You know, there must be a lot of questions about me that people in the world would like to know the answers to...


LOIS

Of course. Yes. Uh...

(rushes to the terrace table and grabs a cigarette, lights up)


SUPERMAN

(sternly)

Uh, you really shouldn't smoke, you know, Miss Lane.


LOIS

(turns around with a smirk)

Don't tell me. Lung cancer, right?


INSERT SHOT - LOIS' LUNGS


Seen through SUPERMAN'S X-RAY vision: a shot of LOIS' lungs superimposed on her back.


ANGLE ON SUPERMAN


SUPERMAN

Well. Not yet, thank goodness.


SUPERMAN walks forward. LOIS blinks, puts out her cigarette.


LOIS

Um, um, would you like a glass of wine?


SUPERMAN

Uh, no, no thanks. I never drink when I fly.


INT. LOIS' APARTMENT - NIGHT


SUPERMAN

(seen in mirror)

Nice place.


EXT. TERRACE - NIGHT


LOIS

Oh thank you. Thank you. Um...should we get started with that interview?


She goes to sit down, there is an uncomfortable moment when he goes to get her chair.


LOIS

Oh, thank you.


Flustered, LOIS sits and starts to collect her thoughts as SUPERMAN sits down too.


LOIS

Well, ah, let's start with your vital statistics. Are you married? (looks up)


SUPERMAN

(almost scoffs)

Uh, no. No I'm not.


LOIS

Do you have a girlfriend?


SUPERMAN

Uh, no I don't, but uh, if I did Miss Lane you'd be the first to know about it.


LOIS

(pause, almost smirks)

Um, how old are you?


SUPERMAN.

Over 21.


LOIS

Oh, I get it, you don't want anyone to know. (SUPERMAN nods) Okay. And how big are you...how *tall* are you?


SUPERMAN

About six-four.


LOIS

Six-four, and, uh, how much do you weigh?


SUPERMAN

Around two, two-twenty five.


LOIS

Two-twenty five? (looks up, SUPERMAN shrugs) Mmm. Well, um, uh -I - I assume the rest of your bodily functions are...normal?


SUPERMAN

Sorry, beg your pardon?


LOIS

Well, putting it delicately. (long pause) Do you...eat?


SUPERMAN

Uh, yes. Yes I do. When I'm hungry.


LOIS

You do. (huge grin) Of course you do. (claps her hands) Well. (gets up, as does he and keeps writing) Well then. Uh. Is it true that, uh, you can see through anything?


SUPERMAN

Yes I can. Well, pretty much.


LOIS

(continues walking around planter)

And that you're, uh, totally impervious to pain?


SUPERMAN

Well, so far.


LOIS

(heads back towards him)

What color underwear am I wearing?


SUPERMAN

(looking)

Hmmm.


LOIS

Oh, I'm sorry, I embarrassed you, didn't I?


SUPERMAN

Oh, no...


LOIS

(interrupting, clutching her head)

I did.


SUPERMAN

...no, no, not at all, Miss Lane, it's just that this planter must be made of lead.


LOIS

Uh, yes it is. So?


SUPERMAN

Well, you see, I, uh, I sort of have a problem, seeing through lead.


LOIS

Oh, that's interesting. (writing) Problem seeing through lead. Hmmm. Uh, d-do you have a first name?


SUPERMAN

What do you mean, like, Ralph or something?


LOIS

No, no, I mean like...

(walks away from planter)


SUPERMAN

Pink.


LOIS

Huh?


SUPERMAN

Pink.


LOIS looks down, gets it, and walks back to the planter.


SUPERMAN

Um, sorry, Miss Lane, I didn't mean to embarrass *you*.


LOIS puts down her pad, flustered in spite of herself.


LOIS

(bad liar)

Oh, huh, you didn't embarrass me. Um, uh, what's your background? Where do you hail from?


SUPERMAN

(starts walking)

Well, that's kinda hard to explain, actually. See, I'm from, um, well, pretty far away. Another galaxy, as a matter of fact. I come from a planet called Krypton. (staring up at the sky)


LOIS

(looks confused)

Huh?


SUPERMAN

(looking back)

Krypton.


LOIS

(fakes it while writing)

Oh, Krypton! With a C-R-I...


SUPERMAN

(comes close)

No, a-actually, it's K-R-Y. Along with P-T-O-N.


LOIS

(writing)

K-R-Y...do you like pink?


SUPERMAN

I like pink very much, Lois.


LOIS

(smitten)

Why are you?


SUPERMAN

I'm sorry?


LOIS

I mean, w-why are you here? There must be a reason for you to be here.


SUPERMAN

(standing very close and looking into her eyes)

Yes. I'm here to fight for truth and justice and the American way.


LOIS

(laughs and walks away)

You're gonna end up fighting every elected official in this country!


SUPERMAN

I'm sure you don't really mean that, Lois.


LOIS

(staring at her apartment interior, says to herself)

I don't believe this...


SUPERMAN

Lois?


LOIS

Hmm?


SUPERMAN

I never lie.


LOIS

(blinks and nods, throwing down her cigarette pack)

Oh. Um....uh, oh! Just how fast do you fly, by the way?


SUPERMAN

Oh, I don't know really. 

Y'know, I've never actually, uh, bothered to time myself.


LOIS

Oh.


SUPERMAN

Say. Why don't we find out?


LOIS

And how do you propose we do that?


SUPERMAN

Take a ride with me?


LOIS

You mean I could fly? (giggles)


SUPERMAN

Well, actually, I'd be handling the flying if that's okay.


LOIS

This is utterly fantastic!


LOIS heads quickly back inside.


SUPERMAN

Wait, wait a minute, where are you going?


LOIS

Are you serious?


SUPERMAN

Sure. What's the matter, 

don't you wanna go? Okay. 

(grabs the pad and pen) 

Won't need these. 

(puts them on the TERRACE table)


LOIS

I mean. A sweater. 

It must be kind of cold?


SUPERMAN

You'll be warm enough.


SUPERMAN crosses over, smiles, takes her by the hand. He looks deeply into her eyes as they stop in the middle of the TERRACE.


SUPERMAN

Ready?


LOIS

(staring at him)

Clark...said that you're just a figment of somebody's imagination. 

Like Peter Pan.


SUPERMAN

Clark, uh. Who's that? 

Your boyfriend?


LOIS

Clark? Oh, Clark, no, he's nothing, he's just, uh...


SUPERMAN

Peter Pan, huh?


LOIS

Uh-huh.


SUPERMAN

Peter Pan flew with children, Lois. 

In a fairy tale.