Showing posts with label Drowning Meaning. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Drowning Meaning. Show all posts

Saturday 15 October 2022

Rasputin

 






UC Sunnydale classroom

Buffy is sitting among The Students, 
yawning while The Professor lectures. 

PROFESSOR: 
Now, Rasputin was associated 
with a certain obscure religious sect. 

(Buffy taps her pencil on her desk. 
The girl next to her glares
Buffy sees her and stops tapping the pencil 
but continues fidgeting

PROFESSOR:
They held the tenet that 
in order to be forgiven
one first had to sin

Rasputin embraced this doctrine 
and proceeded to sin impressively 
and repeatedly.
 
The notion that he was in fact evil 
gained strength years later, 
(Buffy fiddles with her pencil, drops it, 
shrugs and doesn't pick it up
when The Conspirators who set out to Kill Him 
found it nearly impossible to do so. 

BUFFY: (to herself) 
Nearly impossible

PROFESSOR
I'm sorry, there's A Question?
 
The Students look at Buffy. 

PROFESSOR: (sighing
Miss Summers, of course

Buffy makes a pained face, stands up as The Professor gives her a disapproving look. 

BUFFY: 
I, uh, about, you know, 
killing him ... 

You know, they, they poisoned him and, 
and they beat him and they shot him
and he didn't die. 

PROFESSOR
.....until They rolled 
His Body in a carpet and 
drowned him in a canal. 

BUFFY
But there are reported sightings of him as
 late as the 1930s, aren't there? 

PROFESSOR: 
I can assure you there is near-consensus in 
the academic community regarding 
The Death of Rasputin. 

BUFFY: 
There was also near-consensus 
about Columbus, you know, until someone 
asked The Vikings what they were up to in 
the 1400s, and they're like, "Discovering this America-shaped continent.

(Professor looks annoyed

I just ... I'm only saying, you know, 
it might be interesting, 
if we ... came at it from,
 you know, a different perspective, that's all. 

PROFESSOR: 
Well, I'm sorry if you 
find these facts 
so boring, Miss Summers. 

Maybe you'd prefer I step aside, 
so that you can teach 
Your Own Course : 
Speculation 101 perhaps? 
(The other students laugh
Intro to Flights of Fancy? 
(The students laugh more

BUFFY: 
I only meant

PROFESSOR: 
What was it you were going on about last week? The Mysterious Sleeping Patterns 
of The Prussian generals? 

(Buffy looks annoyed)
 
Now, some of Us 
are here to learn. 
Believe it or Not, 
We're interested in finding out 
What Actually Happened. 

It's called 'Studying History'.
 
You can sit down now. 
Unless you have something else 
to add, Professor? 

Buffy scowls, sits.