"The Head came through
The Table and said,
`I'm from The Future. I've come
to Save Your Life.
We found A Stasis Leak
on Floor-Sixteen.'"
You see, I don't think it was
An Hallucination --
When You saw Your Head
coming through The Table,
I Think You were seeing
You, as You are now,
arriving back in The Past.
Oh, A Magic Door!
Well, why didn't you say?
9 Int. Level 16 corridor. Present.
He beckons to RIMMER and CAT.
LISTER:
It's safe. Come through.
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10 Int. Shower. Past.
He steps back through the leak. RIMMER and CAT follow him.
They all emerge in the same shower cubicle.
CAT: (to RIMMER)
What IS it?
RIMMER:
It's A Rent in the Space-Time continuum.
CAT: (to LISTER)
What IS it?
LISTER:
The stasis room freezes Time,
you know, makes Time stand still --
So whenever you have A Leak, it must
preserve whatever it's leaked into,
and it's leaked into this room.
CAT: (to RIMMER)
What IS it?
RIMMER:
It's A Singularity, a point in The Universe
where the normal Laws of
Space and Time don't apply.
CAT: (to LISTER)
What IS it?
LISTER: (wearily)
It's A Hole back
into The Past.
CAT:
Oh, A Magic Door!
Well, why didn't you say?
Acathla, The Demon came forth to swallow
The World. He was killed by a
virtuous knight who pierced
virtuous knight who pierced
the demon's heart, before
he could draw a breath
to perform The Act --
Acathla turned to stone,
as demons sometimes do, and
was buried, where neither Man
nor Demon would
ever want to look --
.......unless of course they're putting-up
low-rent housing. Boys...