In Fair Philadelphia, we lay our scene,
City of Brotherly Love :
Hey, Yo Baby-Creed, Rock-O, remember The Neighborhood!
Hey, Yo, Jazzy Jeff, Fresh Prince —
Spider Rico —
Hey there, Mick, Yo, Paulie —
Hey, Yo, Steps, Little Marie (from The Atomic Hoagie Stand) — Let The Be LIGHT!
Captain Marvel —
No, not that one.
Or The Other One.
Or, the other, Other One, who was an imposter, but not in a bad way.
Or, any one of The Girl Ones
— Captain Marvel saves Mary from being hit by a snow plow ]
Mary Bromfield :
Oh, my God.
Captain Marvel :
Mary... Mary, are you okay?
Are you...
Mary Bromfield :
How do you know My Name?
Captain Marvel :
Uh... How do I know your name?
Uh... One of my superpowers is
name-guessing.
Which is really weird, I bet.
Uh, it's not as cool as super-strength or super-speed, but it's really helpful when I meet new people.
Are you Hurt?
Mary Bromfield :
No, I'm okay.
Thank you.
Um... I just need a second to think.
This has been such a weird day.
Captain Marvel :
Um, using my powers of super-observation, I see that you're holding a letter from a college in your hand.
Are you upset because you didn't get in?
Mary Bromfield :
[shakes her head, then nods]
I got in.
Captain Marvel :
Uh... well, now my superpowers are failing me and I am very confused.
Mary Bromfield :
Yeah. Me too. I don't know.
I know I should be excited 'cause This is My Dream and I've worked really, really hard for this, but it's like...
I don't know.
Leaving My Family does not feel fun, you know?
Captain Marvel :
Could I, could I give you a little piece of advice?
Don't be worried about Everybody Else.
Always look out for Number One.
Gandhi said that.
Mary Bromfield :
I don't think he said that.
Captain Marvel :
Yeah, he did.
Mary Bromfield :
Gandhi did not say….
Captain Marvel :
Somebody like Gandhi said that.
Mary Bromfield :
Take care of Number One?
Captain Marvel :
It was a really Wise...
It might've been Yoda. Listen...
Mary Bromfield :
I'm sorry, no.
Captain Marvel :
Agree to Disagree.
The Point is,
You Do You, you know?
You Gotta Look Out for You.
And get as far away from this place as you can.
Mary Bromfield :
I don't know if I want to.
Captain Marvel :
Of course you do.
What're you gonna do?
You're gonna live in a Group Home
for the rest of your life?
[pause]
Captain Marvel :
Look, Families are for
People Who can't Take Care of Themselves, okay? So...
You Know, and You Can Take Care of Yourself.
Also, Look Both Ways When You Cross The Street.
