Showing posts with label The Abyss. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Abyss. Show all posts

Sunday, 28 September 2025

Crossing The Abyss




My Father was a Lighthouse Keeper. 
My Mother was a Queen. 
They were never meant to meet... 

But Their Love Saved The World
They made me What I am. 
A Son of The Land, and 
A King of The Seas. 

I am The Protector 
of The Deep. 
I am... Aquaman.


OPTIMUS PRIME
Megatron must be stopped —
no matter The Cost.

[Prime transforms into his truck mode, charged through the Decepticons knocking them one by one to the ground.  Suddenly Prime blast off from the ground, up in the air, and transformed into robot mode shot at Dirge, Thundercracker and Soundwave to the floor before he landed to the ground.]

MEGATRON: 
Prime.

OPTIMUS PRIME: 
One shall stand, one shall fall.

MEGATRON: 
Why throw away your life so recklessly?" 

OPTIMUS PRIME: 
That's a question you should ask yourself Megatron.

MEGATRON: 
No -- I'll crush you with my bear hands.

The battled between Megatron and Prime begin.  Megatron leaped onto Prime and they both fall onto the ground.] 

HOT ROD: 
I've got to help Prime.

KUP: 
Stay away lad, that's Prime's fight.

MEGATRON: 
I'll rip out your optics.

[Despites the heavy beating, the long fight, and a cut through the mid section, Prime finally won the battle.]

KUP: 
Finish him off Prime, do it now.

[Prime pointed his rifle onto Megatron] 

MEGATRON: 
No more Optimus Prime, grant me mercy, I beg of you.

[Megatron fell onto his knee, suddenly he saw a gun that was hidden from Prime view which he intended to use as a sneak attack.]

OPTIMUS PRIME: 
You who are without mercy, 
now plead for it…?

I thought you were made 
of sterner stuff.

HOT ROD: 
No you don't Megatron.

[Hot Rod saw Megatron and his intention so he leaped onto Megatron.] 

OPTIMUS PRIME: 
Out of the way Hot Rod.

[Megatron quickly headlocked Hot Rod, got the gun and quickly blasted a couple of blasts onto Optimus Prime in midsection]

MEGATRON: 
Fall...fall....ah.....I would've waited an eternity for this... it's over Prime.


OPTIMUS PRIME: 
Never!

[As Megatron came closer, Prime clung both hand together and hit Megatron onto the midsection sending Megatron up in the air and fall down to a lower level.]

HOT ROD: 
Optimus, forgive me.


[Hot Rod came to assist the falling Prime] 

STARSCREAM: 
How do you feel, 
mighty Megatron…?
Hyah!


[Starscream kicked on the lying Megatron then gave order to Astrotrain] 
Astrotrain — Transform, 
and get us out of here.

MEGATRON:
Ah...Don't leave me Soundwave.

SOUNDWAVE: 
As you command Megatron.

[Soundwave carried Megatron on the shoulder, Rumble small size carried Megatron's huge canon.  I thought that scene was funny] 


ARCEE: 
The Decepticons are retreating.

KUP: 
Prime did it, he turned the tide.

[Autobots shot at the fleeing Decepticons while they were boarding Astrotrain and retreated to Cybertron.] 

STARSCREAM: 
Astrotrain take off.

 [Scene was now cut to Autobots interior room where Ultra Magnus, Kup, Hot Rod, Arcee, Blurr, and Daniel were watching the evaluation of Perceptor analysis on Prime condition who was lying on some sort of flat board.]

PERCEPTOR: 
I fear the wounds are fatal.

[The comic used the word "Mortal" instead of Fatal] 

DANIEL: 
Prime, you can't die.

OPTIMUS PRIME: 
Do not grieve. Soon I shall 
be one with The Matrix.

HOT ROD: 
Prime.

[Spoke in a low tone almost in whisper]

OPTIMUS PRIME: 
Uh, uhhh...
Ultra Magnus, it is to you, old friend, 
I shall pass the Matrix of Leadership, as it was passed to me.


ULTRA MAGNUS: 
But Prime, I'm....
I'm just a soldier, 
I am not Worthy.


[Ultra Magnus shoke his head and with his hand up as he was reluctantly to accept this new role] 


OPTIMUS PRIME: 
Nor was I...

[Magnus came close to Prime and gripped both 
of his hand on one of Prime hand, very touchy.]

-- but one day...
An Autobot shall rise from our ranks 
....and use the power of the Matrix...to light....
our darkest hour.

[Magnus released his hand from Prime who now used the two hand to open his chest cavity revealing a Matrix.  Prime tried to pass the Matrix to Magnus with his hand but was fell short as his life came to an end.  Hot Rod quickly grabbed the falling Matrix just as it was about to hit the ground.  As soon as Hot Rod touched the Matrix, there was lighted all over him.  Magnus now took the Matrix from Hot Rod and awkwardly put the Matrix onto his chest cavity as though the Matrix didn't fit him correctly.  Now we saw Prime life chart signal no longer beat or rise but just a flat line...meaning he was dead.  Everyone wept around him as his body discolored out from red to black.]
 

[Scene then cut to Unicron as he was monitoring the situation of Prime and learned that the Matrix had been passed to Magnus.  Unicron screamed with sorrow as his threaten by the Matrix lived on.] 
[Scene now showed the interior of Astrotrain as the Decepticons aboard inside him added heavy loads that prevented him from make it to Cybertron.  Now it was Decepticons versus Decepticons...the strong stayed onboard and the weak were thrown off to space]

ASTROTRAIN: 
Jettison some weight 
or I'll never make it to Cybertron.

STARSCREAM: 
Fellow Decepticons, Astrotrain has requested that we lighten our burden." 
139 BONECRUCHER: "In that case I say it is survival of the fittest." 
140 STARSCREAM: "Do I hear a second on that?" 
141 SOUNDWAVE, DIRGE, RAMJET, THRUST, BLITZWING, : "ayes." 
142 STARSCREAM: "And against?" 
143 THUNDERCRACKER, SKYWARP, INSECTICONS: "Nay." 
144 STARSCREAM: "The ayes have it." 
145 SOUNDWAVE, DIRGE, RAMJET, THRUST, BLITZWING: "Get, make room for others, "
146 THUNDERCRACKER, SKYWARP, INSECTICONS: "Brothers don't."
[Thundercracker, Skywarp, and Insections all were forced to be thrown off board by their healthy Decepticons.] 
147 STARSCREAM: "Oh how it pains me to do this." 
148 MEGATRON: "Wait, I still function." 
149 STARSCREAM: "Wanna bet."
[Starscream threw Megatron out into space] 
150 MEGATRON: "Starscream!!!!!" 
151 STARSCREAM: "Well as Megatron has, how shall we say, departed, I nominate myself as the new leader." 
152 SCRAPPER: "Wait, a constructicons form Devastator, the most powerful robot, we should rule." 
153 SOUNDWAVE: "Soundwave superior, Constructicons inferior." 
154 BONECRUSHER: "Who are you calling inferior." 
155 HOOK: "Nobody would follow an un-charismatic bore like you." 

RUMBLE [BLUE]: 
No one calls Soundwave  un-charismatic.

FRENZY [RED]: 
Yeah, let's take tailgate.

SCRAPPER: 
Constructicons unite! 

RUMBLE & FRENZY: 
No way.

[Rumble & Frenzy immediately activated their pile drive causing the surface to shake that prevented the Constructicons from merging.  Now, everyone began to fight with one another.]
[Somewhere in space, the falling Decepticons that were kick off board from Astrotrain, now had been intercepted by Unicron.] 

UNICRON: 
Megatron....Megatron.
Welcome Megatron.

MEGATRON: 
Who..who said that?

UNICRON:
I...am Unicron.

MEGATRON: 
Show yourself.

[Megatron did not know that the giant planet Unicron was a living robot.  Unicron was still in his planet mode not robot yet.] 

UNICRON: 
I have summoned you 
here for A Purpose --

MEGATRON: 
Nobody summons Megatron.

UNICRON: 
-- then it pleases me 
to be The First.

MEGATRON: 
State you business.

UNICRON: 
This is My Command : You are to Destroy 
The Autobot Matrix of Leadership --
it is the one thing, the only thing 
that can stand in My Way --

MEGATRON: 
You have nothing to fear, 
I have already crushed 
Optimus Prime 
with my bare hands.

UNICRON: 
You exaggerate --

MEGATRON: 
The point is he's dead, and 
The Matrix died with him.

UNICRON: 
No, the point is You are A Fool, 
The Matrix has been passed to 
a new Leader... Ultra Magnus. 
Destroy it for me.

MEGATRON: 
Why should I?
What's in it for me? 

UNICRON: 
Your bargaining posture is highly dubious -- but very well.  
I will provide you with a new body and new troops to command.

MEGATRON: 
And?" 

UNICRON: 
'And', nothing
You belong to me now." 

MEGATRON: 
I belong to nobody!

UNICRON: 
Perhaps I misjudged you, proceed...on your way to oblivion.

MEGATRON: 
Ah...., no, no...!!
I accept your terms, 
I accept...ah....!

UNICRON:
Excellent.

[Megatron was scanned and reformat with a new body and a new name called Galvatron, Thundercracker became Scourge.  Kickback and Shrapnel became the Sweep for Scourge (Thundercracker) to command.  Bombshell became Cyclonus while Skywarp became Armada for Cyclonus (Bombshell)].  


UNICRON: 
Behold, Galvatron!  
And these, shall be your minions. 
Scourge, the tracker and his huntsmen, the Sweeps.  
Cyclonus, the warrior, and his armada. 
And this shall be your ship. Now go...Destroy The Autobot Matrix.

GALVATRON: 
I will rip open Ultra Magnus 
and every other Autobot, 
until The Matrix has 
been destroyed. 

To Cybertron."
[Galvatron with the new troops and ship are off to Cybertron.] 
183 UNICRON: "Destroy the Matrix."
[Scene was now cut to Starscream who was celebrating his coronation as the Decepticons new leader with the Constructions played a trumpet for the celebration.  Astrotrain was crowning Starscream.] 
184 STARSCREAM: "Get on with the Ceremony. "
[Starscream blasted the Constructicons trumpet because he was to eager to become the Decepticons leader.]
185 STARSCREAM: "My fellow Decepticons, as your new leader I..."
[Suddently, Galvatron and troop arrived at the scene.]
186 STARSCREAM: "Who disrupts my coronation?" 
187 GALVATRON: "Coronation Starscream? this is bad comedy." 
188 STARSCREAM: "Megatron? Is that you?" 
189 GALVATRON: "Here's a hint." 
[Galvatron transformed into his canon mode and blasted Starscream into ashes as the other Deceptions were stunted by the outcome.] 
190 GALVATRON: "Will anyone else attempt to fill his shoes?" 
191 RUMBLE [BLUE]: "What'd he say his name was?" 
192 GALVATRON: "Galvatron" 
193 ALL DECEPTICONS: "Long live Galvatron! Galvatron!" 

- Chapter Ten: A Hungry Planet - 
[Scene was shifted to Moon Base One where Jazz and Cliffjumper were about to be devoured by Unicron.] 
194 JAZZ: "Where'd that come from?" 
195 CLIFFJUMPER: "Who cares, I'm more worried about where it's going."
[Moon Base One was now being devoured by Unicron as Jazz radioed to Blaster on Earth.] 
196 JAZZ: "Talk to me Earth, we got a situation out here. "
[Scene now panned back to Earth: Blaster, Ultra Magnus, Arcee, Springer, Daniel were retooling Autobot City]
197 JAZZ'S VOICE PICKING UP BY BLASTER: "Roger me, wilco me, anything, hello hello Earth." 
198 BLASTER: "I'm picking up a fade signal."
[Blaster transformed into his radio mode as everyone stopped what they were doing and paid attention to the transmission] 
199 JAZZ's VOICE: "This is Jazz, a gi-normous weird looking planet had showed up in the suburb of Cybertron." 
200 CLIFFJUMPER' VOICE: "And it's attacking Moonbase One." 
201 ULTRA MAGUS: "Jazz, Cliffjumper!" 
[Scene was cut back to Moon Base One as Unicron was tearing Moon Base One to pieces.  Jazz and Cliff were rushed to a near by shuttle.]

JAZZ: 
Got to blast free if we can.

CLIFFJUMPER: 
Ignition and..." 

JAZZ: 
Hit it!" 

CLIFFJUMPER: 
Jazz, we're not getting away!

[Jazz, Cliffjumper, and Moon Base One had been devoured by Unicron.  Unicron then traveled to Moon Base Two location.  Scene then shift to Bumblebee and Spike on Moon Base Two] 
206 SPIKE: "This is spike and Bumblebee up here on Moon Base Two."
[Ultra Magnus and crews watched on their monitor as Bumblebee and Spike reported more bad news.] 

BUMBLEBEE: 
This thing, this monster planet just ripped the first moon to shreds.

SPIKE: 
And it's heading this way.

BUMBLEBEE: 
We'll try and slow it down.

SPIKE: 
But you'd better get here fast, because we're not gonna...


[Communication got cut off as Moon Base Two was being tearing apart by Unicron.] 

DANIEL: 
Dad!

[Scene cut to Moon Base Two] 

SPIKE: 
Bumblebee, activate the explosives. 
If this doesn't stop it, nothing will." 

BUMBLEBEE: 
The explosives are activated, let's get outta here. 
Hurry it's gonna blow!"
 
[Bumblebee and Spike set up enough time for them to escape Moon Base Two before the explosion took place.] 

BUMBLEBEE: 
Alright!

SPIKE: 
Hooray...!


BUMBLEBEE: 
We did it, hahaha! 

SPIKE: 
We done it!

[Spike and Bumblebee high five one another as they watched the explosion was being taken place as Unicron was devouring Moon Base Two.]
BUMBLEBEE: 
Way to go!


BUMBLEBEE & SPIKE: 
ahhaha!
220 BUMBLEBEE: "Look!"
[Spike's monitor showed Unicron had no effect with the explosion.]

SPIKE: 
It isn't even dented...ah shit! 
What are we gonna do now? 

BUMBLEBEE: 
We're being sucked into it!"
[Bumblebee and Spike were being devoured into Unicron.  Scene was now cut to Galvatron inside his newly ship.] 

GALVATRON: 
How dare Unicron, Cybertron and 
all it's moons belong to me...! 
Argh...ah...!" 

[Unicron used some sort of energy 
to attack telepathically on Galvatron for questioning his action.


SCOURGE: 
But remember -- 
we belong to Him.

GALVATRON: 
I belong to nobody!

[Galvatron falls off the stair as the energy from Unicron intensifies.]

GALVATRON: 
-- I will obey...Unicron."
[Unicron stopped his attack 
and Galvatron was recovered.]


GALVATRON: 
Decepticons, to Earth.

Friday, 4 July 2025

You Embarrass Me.




You Embarrass Me.

Neal Sampat : 
[In disbelief about what was being 
posted on the website for ACN]  
“The Nine most overrated 
movies of all time.”

Bree Dorrit : 
We thought it 
would be fun.

Neal Sampat : 
For who ....?

Bree Dorrit
For... movie fans..? 
Look, I know this is...

Neal Sampat : 
And I understand 
that you went 
all the way back 
to The Matrix —

Bree Dorrit
Yeah.

Neal Sampat
1999.

Bree Dorrit : 
Yeah.

Neal Sampat
All-Time”,  and “14 years” 
are two •different• units 
of measurementbut
 MY QUESTION, is : 

“Why is ‘Over-rated’ more fun 
than, say — UNDER-rated’?”.

....You EMBARRASS Me.

Bree Dorrit :
[aghast and 
in disbelief] : 
....I WHAT?!?

Neal Sampat
It took me a LONG time 
to build ACN Digital. 

I was •laughed-at by the 
people in this newsroom;

People •I• Respect and respect 
What I •Did• Around Here,
but I built this  into A Tool 
that gathered, expanded-on and 
disseminated Information 
that's USEFUL --

I kept telling my colleagues 
and my bosses that 
“The Internet is user-sensitive,
 just like most things...”, and 
I watched from a thousand miles away,
while you proved that.

You embarrass Me.

... build A Page that says that 
'The Site is Down for Repair.'

Nerd #2
For an hour ....?

Neal Sampat : 
For a WEEK  — We’re going 
to rebuild The Whole Thing.

Bree Dorrit :
[ as Neal is turning and leaving, 
sad but undefeated ] : 
I’m sorry about 
Charlie Skinner.....

Neal Sampat : 
..... Thank You.

Sunday, 28 January 2024

Barry-Barry

The BEST Scene in The Flash...



Barry-Barry :
Barry! I almost died in An Abyss!

Barry-Barry :
12,805 Clark Kents in the US.

Barry-Barry :
Is this what I think it is?
(he sits in The Batmobile -- just like 
he does in both Justice Leagues)
[majestic music playing]
Holy shit!
I used to see this thing on 
The News when I was a kid!

Barry-Barry :
Okay, well… refine search.
Date of birth.
Wasn’t born. He arrived.

Barry-Barry :
Oh! Oh, Barry, look!

Barry-Barry :
I’m busy.

Barry-Barry :
With what?

Barry-Barry :
Looking for unidentified objects entering Earth’s atmosphere 
anywhere near Kansas in the last 50 years.
He has a back door into NASA.
Course he does.

Barry-Barry :
Yeah, but Barry, check this out.
This bag laughs.

[wicked Joker laughter]

Barry-Barry :
Okay, can’t you take anything seriously?
Stop messing around.

Barry-Barry :
Dude, come on.
Have you seen this place?
It’s amazing! [Echoing]
Hello!

Barry-Barry :
Has the gravity of this not sunk in for you?
Stop messing around, Barry.
I won’t say it again.

Barry-Barry :
Yeesh. Sorry, Mom.

Barry-Barry :
Shut up. Shut up.
You have no idea how 
lucky you are. No idea!
You take everything for granted. 
You don’t even appreciate…

You just walk around thinking that 
you’re so funny and so cool.

And it’s embarrassing, because 
you’re not any of those things!

Barry-Barry :
Hey, screw you, man!
I’ve done nothing but everything you’ve asked.
You made me get struck by lightning!

I phased naked through the floor. 
And I terrified Mrs. Johannson.
Now I’m probably gonna have to move.

You won’t even tell me why you’re here.
But will you at least tell me why you’re being 
so mean to me for no reason?

Barry-Barry :
You used Monkey as A Dartboard!

Barry-Barry :
Wait, what?

Barry-Barry :
Forget it.

Barry-Barry :
The Monkey? Wait…
So, you’re mad at me for 
playing with A Toy?

Barry-Barry :
It’s not A Toy.
Mom bought us that monkey.

Barry-Barry :
‘Cause she calls us 'Monkey'.
She gives us monkey-stuff all the time.

Barry-Barry :
RightLook… I’m sorry.
I’m not very good with people.
Even myself.

Barry-Barry :
Oh. Come on, dude.
You’re… You’re not that bad.
You can just be kind of a dick sometimes.
But let’s face it. I am pretty obnoxious.

But I just get excited.
Come on. This place is pretty cool, right?

Barry-Barry :
Yeah. 

Barry-Barry :
All right, well, um…
I’ll let you work.

Wednesday, 2 November 2022

The Guardians of The Edge























Charlie Murphy - "Rick James dwells in the abyss"

"Y'know, Rick is so wild, went 
so far off the.. The Meter...

There's stuff I can't even tell you on TV.
Y'know -- For the sake of Our Friendship.
...I'm not even gonna bring it up.
But Trust Me, he's went There --

He's went where it's like,
"Rick, Man, what the fuck is wrong wit' chu?
You're take this shit Too Far --"

And his response is like this : 
"There's No Such Place.
Darkness -- Lets Go to 
The Abyss, N***a..!!"


(chuckle) ...I'm not wit' it, 
I don't wanna go to The Abyss, man --
Rick want to go to The Abyss....
In fact, he dwells in The Abyss.

Rick James dwells in The Abyss --
....and he wants company -- sometimes.

And for some reason, he likes to reach out for me,
whenever I'm around, and he wants to Go There,
he will reach-out for me, to try to 
take me to The Abyss with him --

And I ain't wit' it, Man -- I''m not wit' it.

And that's when we end up, tusselin' or whatever.

Wednesday, 16 March 2022

Reality Control




Look man, You know the score.

Why do I know the score?

Because You're Me.  

We're shot from 
the same gun-barrel.  

Only difference is, 
one did breast-stroke, 
one did crawl.





Well, The Legend tells of a droid -- 
a rogue simulant, who survives 
till the end of Eternity; to the 
end of Time-Itself.

After millions of years alone, 
He finally reaches the conclusion 
that there is •no• God, 
•no• afterlife, and the only 
Purpose of Existence is to lead 
a worthwhile Life.  

And so the 'droid constructs a 
time machine, and roams Eternity, 
visiting every single soul in History, 
and assessing each one.  

He erases all those who have wasted their lives and replaces them with those who never had 
a CHANCE of Life -- the unfertilised eggs, 
the sperms that never made it.  

THAT is The Inquisitor -- 
He PRUNES away The Wastrels, 
EXPUNGES The Wretched, 
and DELETES The Worthless!


RIMMER
We're in Big Trouble.


A city inside a dome on some moon somewhere.
2 Int. A bedroom on Earth.

A middle-aged man is sleeping in a darkened bedroom. 
A tall, black-caped figure with a black and white mask 
similar to a skull appears in the doorway, backlit 
and with smoke curling around his ankles. 
He booms the next line out with, curiously, 
a slight Scottish accent.

INQUISITOR: 
Thomas Allman!

ALLMAN, a stout man with gray hair, 
scrabbles about on the nightstand looking for his glasses.

INQUISITOR: 
Thomas Allman, you have been found 
unworthy of having existed

ALLMAN: 
Is that you, mother? 

INQUISITOR: 
Your Life and all Memory of You 
will be wiped from History. 
The Void you occupied in the Space-Time continuum 
will be allocated to a person who was 
never given The Gift of Life. 
May they spend their time more wisely.

The INQUISITOR shoots an orange-red beam of light at ALLMAN from a glove-like device he wears, which forms an aura around ALLMAN.

ALLMAN
But, please! Why me? 
There must be others who've 
lived worthless lives! 

INQUISITOR
All will be judged.

In ALLMAN's picture of himself on his nightstand, his image is replaced with that of a thinner, taller dark-haired man with a mustache. The dark-haired man then appears in the room in a flash of yellow-green light.

INQUISITOR: 
It is complete. 
All that remains is to delete 
your physical form.

The INQUISITOR shoots another red-orange beam 
at ALLMAN, who sort of dissolves. 
He then turns to speak to the new ALLMAN.

INQUISITOR: 
Sorry to disturb you, sir. 
Reality Control.

The INQUISITOR salutes, 
turns, and vanishes. 


The Batman :
There's a difference between 
Me and You :
We both starred in The Abyss....
But when it looked back into Us --
You blinked.




A door opens and the SECOND KRYTEN 
and SECOND LISTER walk through.  
They are very similar to the first KRYTEN and LISTER, 
but the SECOND KRYTEN's head is more rounded
and his voice is a little higher pitched.  
The SECOND LISTER is dressed similarly, 
but he is slightly smaller and has a worse haircut.  


SECOND LISTER
Who the smeg are these guys, Rimmer?

LISTER: 
Never mind, "Who the smeg are these guys?" 
Who the smeg are you?

SECOND LISTER
I, The Smeg am Lister!

KRYTEN: 
Of course!  He's the alternative You!  
One of the many David Listers 
who never got a chance to exist.

LISTER: 
So we're kind of... 
Sperms-in-law?

KRYTEN: 
Yes, sir.

SECOND KRYTEN: 
Delicately put, sir.

CAT: 
So whatta we do with 'em?

RIMMER: 
I say waste them.

LISTER and SECOND LISTER: (Together) 
Rimmer, for smeg's sake!

SECOND LISTER: 
He's such a dork, man!

LISTER: 
You're tellin' me?!

RIMMER
Look, they come here with some cock-and-bull story, 
they're chained together like Sidney Poiter 
and Tony Curtis -- I say 
open the door to oblivion 
and kick 'em through.

SECOND LISTER: 
Rimmer, no one's killin' no one, allright?

LISTER: 
Yeah, right!

RIMMER: 
Look, they're from some freaky alternative dimension, 
they've come here to hijack this ship and do... 
oooh, weird things to us.  
I think we should take the lift, 
put them on the security deck 
and stick them in The Brig.

CAT
I hate to say it, but for once 
TransAm-wheel-arch-nostrils 
is right. Come on, get moving!

RIMMER
What did you call me?

9 Int. Lift.

Cut to everyone packed together in a very old lift -- 
the kind with fold-up iron grating instead of a door.  
The LISTERs are having a conversation.

LISTER
Look man, You know the score.

SECOND LISTER
Why do I know the score?

LISTER
Because You're Me.  

We're shot from 
the same gun-barrel.  

Only difference is, 
one did breast-stroke, 
one did crawl.

SECOND LISTER: 
What are you tryin' to say?

LISTER: 
I'm saying--

LISTER is cut off when the INQUISITOR appears on the floor above them and begins shooting orange lasers at them through the floor (which is metal
grating.)

LISTER
That's him, guys!

General panic ensues as everyone tries to escape.  
LISTER and KRYTEN become separated from the group.  
The SECOND LISTER and SECOND KRYTEN are
blown up when the INQUISITOR's lasers 
touch off an explosion.

KRYTEN: 
C'mon, let's go.

LISTER
Let's go back!  
Let's go back!

They return to where they heard The Explosion.  
LISTER crouches over the bodies of the SECOND LISTER and SECOND KRYTEN.  
They have been literally
blown to pieces.

LISTER: 
Oh my god.  
Hang on a minute, 
I can use this.  C'mon, go!

LISTER has picked up something, 
but we couldn't see what.  
They continue running.

LISTER
If we got down to the transport decks, 
maybe we could nick one of the Starbugs, 
and get outta town.

They come upon A Door.

KRYTEN : 
Uh-oh, A Door. 
We'd better use an air vent.

LISTER: 
No need.

KRYTEN
Sir?

LISTER
Look, I'm gonna do something now, Kryten, 
that's totally, totally gross. 
I don't want you to look.  
Turn around.

KRYTEN: 
What?

LISTER: 
Trust me, you don't wanna know!

KRYTEN reluctantly turns around.  

LISTER pulls the object he picked up earlier 
out of his jacket:  it's a hand.  

He presses the severed hand to
the palm-print device, and the door opens.  
He puts the hand back in his
jacket and turns around.  

KRYTEN has a sick look 
of realisation on his face.

KRYTEN: 
Logically, sir, there is only one way 
you could have possibly have 
opened that door.  
I feel quite nauseous. Where is it?

LISTER: 
Where's what?

KRYTEN: 
Oh, sir!! You've got it 
in your jacket!!

LISTER: 
I got us out of the hold, didn't I?

KRYTEN: 
Sir, you are sick!  
You are a sick, sick person!  
How can you possibly even 
conceive of such an idea?

LISTER: 
Cheer up!  Or I'll beat you to death 
with the wet end!!

KRYTEN: 
Sir, if mechanoids could barf
I'd be onto my fifth bag by now!
  You're a sick person!  Sick!  Sick!

LISTER: (Overlapping) 
C'mon, Kryten, let's go!  C'mon!