Sin? What's all this about sin?
[Alex has the tramp pinned down]
Tramp:
Well, go on, do me in you bastard cowards!
I don't want to live anyway,
not in a Stinking World like this!
Alex:
Oh..? And what's so stinking about it...?
Tramp:
It's a Stinking World because there's
No Law and Order anymore!
It's a Stinking World because it lets
The Young get on to The Old,
like you done.
Oh, it's No World for An Old Man any longer.
What Sort of a World is it at all?
Men on The MOON....!
And Men spinning around The Earth,
and there's not no attention paid to Earthly Law and Order no more!
[He starts singing another song, and Alex and his droogs proceed to beat him]
CHARLIE MURPHY:
Cause Rick is incorrigible.
He shows up at my brother's house, fucked up.
CHAPPELLE as RICK:
Nice place, nigger!
CHARLIE MURPHY:
So he had these dirty cowboy boots on.
Pushed us out of the way, barged in the house.
My brother had these brand new couches, they were suede, right? And he gets on the couch and says...
CHAPPELLE as RICK:
ha!
CHARLIE MURPHY:
And just started grinding mud all into the couch, man.
RICK JAMES:
Yeah, I remember grinding my feet into Eddie's couch.
OFF SCREEN INTERVIEWER:
You remember why you did it?
RICK JAMES:
Cause Eddie could buy another one.
CHAPPELLE as RICK:
Fuck your couch, nigger!
Ha ha! Buy another one, ya rich motherfucker.
Fuck your couch, nigger. Fuck your couch!
Darknesses! Darknesses!
CHARLIE MURPHY:
Cause of my complexion, he used to call me darkness.
He calls me and my brother darkness. Darkness brothers. See, this was long before Wesley Snipes, back then we was the blackest niggers on the planet according to Rick James.
RICK JAMES:
Eddie and both of them darkness. Twin brother darkness.
CHARLIE MURPHY:
And we're standing there looking at him and he's looking right in our eyes as he grinds this mud.
RICK JAMES:
See, I never just did things just to do them, c'mon I mean, what I'm gonna do just all of the sudden just jump up and grind my feet in somebody's couch like it's something to do?
Come on, I got a little more sense than that.
...Yeah, I remember grinding my feet into Eddie's couch.
[REWIND]
RICK JAMES:
See, I never just did things just to do them, c'mon I mean, what I'm gonna do just all of the sudden just jump up and grind my feet in somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on, I got a little more sense than that. ...Yeah, I remember grinding my feet into Eddie's couch.
CHARLIE MURPHY:
But then it was like
'You know what? Let's handle this'
We went over there and we held him down and we just wailed on his legs.
CHAPPELLE as RICK:
Awwww! You Darkness.!!
You black. Midnight. Evil motherfuckers!!!
Black magic, darkness. Darkness. Delirious motherfuckers. You are cold as ice.
CHARLIE MURPHY:
But still, Rick James, even after taking a beating like that.
CHAPPELLE as RICK:
Fuck your couch, nigger!
CHARLIE MURPHY:
This motherfucker's goin out, his legs is like linguine.
CHAPPELLE as RICK:
I've been kicked out of better homes than this. I'll be back, you black motherfuckers.
Wide nose having motherfuckers.
They should've never given you niggers money!!!
You don't know how to appreciate shit.
You know you can get another couch.
But what am I gonna do about legs!
CHARLIE MURPHY:
My brother, you know, he's a lot more compassioniate than I am.
He's lookin' and the limo's driving off and he says
'Wow man, Rick really needs help'.
I was like
‘Yo, we just gave him some help!’
Busted his fuckin' ass.
'I betcha he won't come over here and disrespect like that again.'
WRONG! WRONG!
You're talking about Rick James, man.
RICK JAMES:
Cocaine's a helluva drug.
