Showing posts with label Mind Palace. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mind Palace. Show all posts

Thursday, 9 May 2024

The Lion


Sherlock Holmes said :
"I have been guilty of several monographs. 
They are all upon technical subjects. Here, for example, is one 
"Upon the Distinction between the Ashes of the Various Tobaccos". 

In it I enumerate a hundred and forty forms of cigar, cigarette, and pipe tobacco, with coloured plates illustrating the difference in the ash. It is a point which is continually turning up in criminal trials, and which is sometimes of supreme importance as a clue. If you can say definitely, for example, that some murder had been done by a man who was smoking an Indian lunkah, it obviously narrows your field of search. 

To the trained eye there is as much difference between the black ash of a Trichinopoly 
and the white fluff of bird's-eye as there is between a cabbage and a potato."


Twin Peaks The Missing Pieces #17 - Sunday at the Johnson's



The Lion :
Someone who knows how to clean 
knows where The Object was before 
she started cleaning, and then that object 
goes back too the same exact spot. 

Shelly, know where everything in this house is
Sometimes, on The Road
I mentally go through this whole house 
and picture where every item is

Shelly Johnson :
Lay off the bennies, Leo. 

The Lion :
Anybody can clean the surface of an object, 
but dirt can find its way anywhere
To really clean, you have 
to scrub below the surface. 
Where the dirt is, Shelly! 

That's one thing you're gonna learn
how to cleanIt takes scrubbing, Shelly. 
There is no easy way —
This is where we live, Shelly! 

Shelly Johnson :
....as if I didn't know


The Lion :
I'm gonna show you how to wash this, 
and then you're gonna do it. 

Shelly Johnson :
Come off it, Leo. I need 
to get ready for work. 


The Lion :
What did you say?!
Shelly, I'm not fooling around anymore! 
First thing you got to learn is a good attitude. 
That's the key. Anybody will tell you that. 

Shelly Johnson :
Ow! 


The Lion :
Don't even think about going anywhere. 
I'm not finished with you.


Howard Hughes   Obsessive Compulsive Disorder



The Lion :
Shelly, sit down here a minute and help me out —
What kind of cigarettes do you smoke?

Shelly Johnson :
Whatever's around.

The Lion :
No, you DON’T. You smoke THESE.
What are THESE doing here?

Shelly Johnson :
Come on, Leo, I pick up different packs
from the diner all the time, Me and Norma.

The Lion :
There's Two Things, Shelly. When I come Home, 
This House should be clean. And I mean CLEAN.

Shelly Johnson :
Okay.

The Lion :
Number Two, you smoke ONE brand of cigarettes 
from now on, because if I ever see two different 
brands of cigarettes in This House again,
I'm gonna snap your neck like a twig.

Shelly Johnson :
Okay, Leo, you have nothing
to worry about with me, darling.

The Lion 
That's RIGHT.

Thursday, 18 March 2021

Harker



The Lawyer, Johnathan Harker has fallen and lies prone, weak and enfeebled upon the ramparts of Castle Dracula, 
unable to move, and barely able to speak -- 

He is Dying.

HARKER :
Spare me. 

DRACULA :
How? 

LAUGHS

DRACULA :
Answer me. Johnny, "How?"
How do I spare you? 


[ Meanwhile, back in The Present -- ]

VAN HELSING :
How indeed, Mr Harker? 
Mr Harker? Mr Harker... 
...you were about to explain 
How You escaped from The Castle. 

HARKER :
Yes. Y-you've read My Account. 

VAN HELSING :
Yes. Perhaps it will help to refresh your memory. 

(She shows him the ledger, and 
he reads, with growing alarm.)

"Dracula Will be Served." 
What is this? 
"Dracula is My Master." 
"Dracula Will be obeyed. Dra... 
"Dracula is the beginning and the end. 
"Dracula is all things. Dracula is God." 
What? I-I didn't write this. 

VAN HELSING :
When you were first brought here, 
you asked for a pen and paper. 
You were up all day and all night, 
and this is what you wrote. 

HARKER :
No, no, no, no, no. 
I-I thought I'd... 

VAN HELSING :
You thought you'd written an account of your stay at Castle Dracula. 
The only account you've given is the account you're giving right now
It's time to finish your story. 

DRACULA: 
Johnny, how? 
How do I spare you? How? 

HARKER :
(weakly)
Let me go. 

DRACULA :
You know why I'm going to England. 
You know that I'm going to kill people. 
A lot of them. As many as I need -- 
And perhaps even more...

HARKER :
But... 
(COUGHS)
..I won't... 

DRACULA :
You won't what? 
Oh, you won't tell anyone about me? 
Or try to stop me? 

You'll just let me slaughter all those innocents, 
No Questions Asked? 
LAUGHS 
Some lawyer you turned out to be, Johnny! 

HARKER :
I promise. I...I swe... 
I...I swear. I... I... I swear. 


DRACULA :
All right, then. Do that

HARKER :
(gasping
What

DRACULA :

Swear
I'm going to England to destroy everything and everyone you love, 
but if you give me Your Word that you won't try to stop me... 

..I'll spare you. 

HARKER :
It's a trick. 

DRACULA :
Give me Your Word. 

HARKER :
SOBBING: 
No... You're going to kill me anyway. 

DRACULA :
Look me in the eye 
and give me Your Word

HARKER :
Count Dracula... 
..I give you My Word. 
If you let me out of this place... 
..if you let me live... ..then I... 
..then I will do everything in My Power to Stop You

DRACULA :
Quite right

That's My Johnny. 
Welcome to The Mountaintop

BONES CRUNCH 

Back in The Present :

HARKER :
I'm not breathing....

VAN HELSING : 
Sometimes you do, but I think it's mostly habit. 
You have no heartbeat, either. 

HARKER :
I'm Dead. 

VAN HELSING :
Undead. But apparently, not yet a vampire. 
One must cling on to any good news that there is


WOLF HOWLS IN THE DISTANCE 

HARKER :
I Do Not Serve Dracula. 

VAN HELSING :
No, but he's in Your Mind. 

The Question is
Why are you not in one of His Boxes? 

HARKER :
I don't know. 

VAN HELSING :
It's not something one ever anticipates asking, but 
What Happened AFTER You were Murdered? 

[ Back at Castle Dracula : ]

DRACULA :
Oh, my goodness, that was quick. 

WHEEZES AND GASPS 

DRACULA :
Johnny, Johnny, Johnny... 
Usually, people have a lie-down first. 

GASPS 
DRACULA CHUCKLES 

You're going to be a lively one, aren't you? 
You came back so quickly

That was impressive. 
You even have the beginnings of 
a Will of Your Own
None of the others have much beyond Hunger
but look at you go

Well, don't you see? 
This changes everything
Stay. Stay! You could be 
My Finest Bride. 

The others just became beasts
but you've kept Your Spirit.

Johnny, You're Like Me

HARKER :
I am not Like You! 

PIERCING SCREAM SCREAMING CONTINUES SCREAMING ECHOES 


[ Back in The Present, again. ]

HARKER :
That's everything. 
That's... That's all I remember. 


VAN HELSING :
But why did he scream? 
What did you do? 

HARKER :
Nothing, I did nothing. 
I... I looked at him, and the next thing I remember was that I was here. 

VAN HELSING :
Oh, yes, yes, never mind that. 
We know what happened next. 

HARKER :
No, I... I don't... I don't remember. 

The River bore you out to sea, 
and the fishermen found you, caught in their net.

A drowned man walking and talking arouses a certain amount of curiosity, and you were brought to me, 
babbling of a girl called Mina whose face you had forgotten 
and an evil count who had stolen your soul

HARKER :
Why was I brought to you? 

VAN HELSING :
I am known to have some expertise in the realm of witchcraft and the occult. 

HARKER :
You're a nun! 

VAN HELSING :
We can discuss my imperfectly-suppressed fascination with everything Dark and Evil another time. 
For now, we will focus on why Dracula screamed. 

HARKER SIGHS 

VAN HELSING :
You were facing The Sun! 
Yes. I have sought to find God all My Life, 
and never found a sign of Him anywhere. 
Why now
Why you? Why him

HARKER :
I don't understand. 

VAN HELSING :
Then, think! 
Count Dracula fears The Cross. 
He fears the symbol of our Lord. 

HARKER :
The Girl didn't. 

VAN HELSING :
Never mind The Girl. 
She was nothing. 

Dracula, Prince among Vampires, fears The Cross. 
Do you understand what that means

HARKER :
No. Tell me. 

VAN HELSING :
God is Real
God is real, and I've found him at last. 

HARKER :
You have found The Devil. 

VAN HELSING :
If it takes the Devil to bring me to My Lord, then I say, 
"Bring on the Devil!" 

HARKER :
(SCOFFS)
I don't! 

VAN HELSING :
And why not
God saved you for a reason, don't you think? 


HARKER :
I'm not Saved! I'm Nothing. 

VAN HELSING :
Would Mina think that? 


HARKER :
If she could see me, yes, she would. 
Look at me. I can't even remember Her Face. 

VAN HELSING :
Yes. I think you have proven that to our satisfaction. 

SISTER ANGELA 
WEEPS 

VAN HELSING :
Mr Harker, I apologise for the deception. 
It was necessary she heard the story from your own lips. 
You may have forgotten your fiancee's face... 
....but I have not lost you yet