Albert G. Mackey, in his Encyclopaedia of Freemasonry writes two pages on the number seven, claiming : "Seven is a sacred number in Masonic symbolism."1
But the point must be stressed that The Number 7 is not a "sacred" number in masonic ritual, it is a "significant" number.
The sacredness or importance of the number seven in many belief systems, mythologies and cultures is recognised by knowledgeable freemasons but the number itself is not specifically masonic.
Geometry was considered one of The Seven Noble or Liberal Arts and Sciences, the others being Grammar, Rhetoric, Logic, Arithmetic, Music and Astronomy.
In ancient Kemet, or Egypt, the number seven represented completion. Creation took place in seven time periods. There are seven colours in the rainbow, seven notes in a musical scale, seven days in a week, &c.
In Ancient Kemet, there were also Seven Cardinal Principles/Virtues of The Goddess Ma'at to achieve human perfectibility. These principles are Truth, Justice, Balance, Order, Compassion, Harmony, and Reciprocity.
In Freemasonry Seven Brethren are required to Open or Work a Lodge: 3 Master Masons, 2 Fellowcraft and 2 Entered apprentice.
While those fascinated by numerology will make much of the two rows of seven tassels found on most Master Mason aprons, this was an aesthetic choice made by regalia makers and has no masonic significance.
The Number 7 was said to be 'Perfect' because it contained the numbers 3 and 4 — 3 and 4, The Triangle and The Square, the Perfect Figures — and was itself indivisible and could not be created by multiplication.
Some freemasons will claim that together the seven officers represent how human consciousness works. They represent the co-ordinated parts connecting Man's outer nature with his inmost Divine Principle. They provide the necessary channels for the various spiritual and material levels to maintain contact. This, like much hermetic and sacred teachings, is not fundamental to masonic teachings but should be of interest to all students of Freemasonry.
fem. proper name, often a diminutive of Clara and its relatives. Also, "a nun of the order of St. Clare" (1790s); the Franciscan order also known as the Poor Clares (c. 1600).
The Word “Remember” is extremely important....
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“Lenina Crowne has a really hard time in the book , as she is always being slapped around by a sociopathic, Shakespeare-quoting, sex-negative John the Savage.
So, the notion was — let’s do something more modern and radical.
In terms of my magical practice, this ties Brave New World to my thoughts about the Aeon of Ma’at, the Goddess of Truth, Balance and Harmony.
In the book, Lenina is treated quiet badly and comes to a grim end, so I thought let’s make her the central character of this new version.
The Savage Lands depicts a childlike level of society; John is tied to his mother and has very little agency.
The World State has progressed to teenage; with its non-stop music and parties and strict social demarcation into easily-identifiable ‘Tribes’.
The idea was to have Lenina begin to work with the Indra to build a truly ‘adult’ Utopia… which would lead us into season 2…
I’ve seen critics complain about the Brave New World sex scenes not being sexy but that was the point we were making!
There’s even a major scene of intimacy between John and Lenina that deliberately exists in contrast to the shallow hedonism of the orgies.
In This World, sex is more like a social duty, or it’s like Sport.
It doesn’t involve the Guilt and the excitement, the Transgression and the Passion that we associate with sex at all.
Speaking of this new myth and ethos, for a few years now you have been speaking about the Aeon of Ma’at. Is this the strongest current you see in humanity these days?
GM: It’s still a subcurrent at the moment, as the patriarchal Aeon of Osiris bows out kicking and screaming but I think it’s the only one that gives us any chance of Survival right now. It’s not like this is the dawning of the age of Aquarius.
For me these ideas are interesting metaphors; they’re filters, and I find that if I apply this particular filter suggested by Kenneth Grant and Crowley it allows me to see things in a different relationship, which is very creatively rewarding if nothing else.
Viewing The World through the filter of these Thelemic notions, what’s happening right now all around us suddenly becomes not only obviousbut almost predictable.
It’s important to emphasize that this is not something to ‘believe’ in. This is a metaphor and not a belief system.
But new metaphors can change whole cultures as we know from Our History.
Crowley said that the general tenor of the last six thousand years of human civilization could be summed up by the personalities of a family of Egyptian gods.
And the first two thousand years up to the birth of Christ, this was the Age of Isis, The Mother Goddess, where people were hunter/gatherers or early agrarians living off The Land, relying on ‘Mother Earth’, the seasons and the tides.
So, the next Aeon from Christ onward is The Aeon of Osiris, The Dying and Resurrected God. Osiris is also The Law Giver and He brings with Him The Written Word, so now Ideas can be enshrined in books and books can outlast generations and they take on the aura of Gods Themselves.
God Himself is present in the works of The Bible.
God Himself is present in The Quran.
So certainly, there’s this programming code language, the instructional Dad Language, which can take people over just from reading a book and turn them into Agents of The Dad God’s Expansionist, Controlling Agenda.
This is when Nature goes from Provider to something that exists to be tamed and exploited. That’s The Aeon of Osiris.
Following Osiris, comes this fiery breakdown, the child Horus is the son of Osiris and he’s every jihadi, every warrior, every rock star reformer, every young man who sees as his sacred mission the tearing down of structures, the questioning of rules. It’s punk rock, “I gotta tear it all down.” But running in tandem with that, according to Kenneth Grant, is the shadow Aeon of Ma’at, Horus’ sister and she’s the goddess of truth and balance and harmony and all that Wonder Woman stuff.
For me, having gone through the Abyss of Da’ath in the Thelema structure of initiation — having undergone that in a really experiential and exhausting way, I found myself in the Qabbalistic sphere of Binah, and The Entire World suddenly looked very different and made sense in different configurations which re-energized the work I’d been doing.
So, I decided to accept that The Aeon of Ma’at was coming down fast and I tried to align all my thinking with that, which provided me with a new bunch of metaphors and ways of framing the world.
Imagine all this division and deconstruction was just a corridor we’re passing through. All the fractioning and separation —that’s typical of Horus. We can see the hand of Horus in the modern-day tearing down of monuments and statues. He’s kicking The Fuck out of formerly stable systems all around the world. That’s exactly what you would expect of this spirit that Crowley said manifested first in 1913. But for me, I think he made his presence felt quite clearly on 9/11.
You can easily organize The Evidence to suggest that there is an Aeon of Horus occurring now. Where Systems are being taken-down, where everything’s being Questioned and Audited, and The Past is subject to Major Revision.
So, there’s also some fun to be had in thinking “Ok, if this is actually playing out in some symbolic fashion, then what might the Aeon of Ma’at look like, artistically?’
And to me it looks like the rise of marginalized voices, it looks like more women coming into the discourse. It looks like trans people coming into the discourse. It looks like all the opportunities for groups who were disempowered by the Patriarchy, who couldn’t speak before to have their say.
Ma’at – What would her signature disease be? Well it might be a distributed network, a viral malady that could attack All of Humanity. What would happen if She emptied The Houses of The Old Gods as a Show of Possibility?
You remember at the height of the first lockdown, all the churches were empty, all the sports stadiums were empty, all the mosques were empty, all the temples were empty. So, the Dad god had nowhere to go.
In Britain, I know, and I’m sure in America, there was a strange uprising of praise for care workers. People would go out every Thursday here and bang on pots and pans and basically thank the nurturing spirt, this caring spirit, for its very existence. It was a very religious, ritualistic thing that we were all doing. That’s Ma’at right there.
Then there’s Mother Nature with hurricanes tearing down borders, storms ravaging everyone’s homes. It all suddenly makes sense in a new context if you use the filter of Ma’at to look at The World.
For me, I’ve found some creative applications for it, like in Brave New World and the Wonder Woman comic that I’ve done.
Let’s talk about Magick. How does one get better at it?
GM: By doing it on a regular basis! It’s like a martial art or a musical talent.
If you dedicate yourself to Learning and Practice, if you read other magician’s accounts, if you Pay Attention, then you start to notice details that the less engaged will miss and this allows you to do things that other people may regard as magical or even supernatural.
Just like a stage conjurer, or a great guitarist, or a gifted actor or artist can do. It’s just about really paying attention and Doing The Work to see What Happens.
It’s just a way of looking at things in a fresh light and then working with this augmented version of reality in ways that can appear supernatural.
One of Magic’s main attractions involves bringing things Into Being, from the conception or thought all the way to solid materiality.
Making The Insubstantial tangible.
But there’s also a whole other thing. Magic is about deliberately inducing unusual states of consciousness. Some of these states of consciousness have been called Gods because they feel Super Organized and Positive, and some of them can be called Demons because they feel Chaotic, Violent, Hateful and Perverted or whatever.
That’s part of Magic.
It’s as simple as how can you create different states of consciousness?
Magic uses spells or rituals, some developed over many centuries, to stimulate specific focused states of consciousness, whether demonic or angelic or god like.
Psychedelics and hallucinogens have been used by shamans for the same purpose.
And the written word along with the expression of it are all magic. In the sense that words themselves hold such tremendous power.
GM: If you can limit the language you can reduce the scope of a conjuror. George Orwell warns us about that in the appendices to 1984.
If you restrict the language, if you make it impossible to express abstract ideas, then you put boundaries on people’s ability to think creatively or communicate certain concepts.
It Does Work. Words shouldn’t have the kind of power and meaning that we attribute to them but most of us grew up in The Aeon of Osiris, where words have been really important and fundamental to human progress.
Words mean The Law, words mean The Bible, or The Constitution, words define The Divine Rules by which we abide. The 10 Commandments.
As any writer can tell you; words are just things that dance around when you play with them. They can mean all kinds of different things.
They bring with them the distortions of interpretation where the words of Christ – ‘love your enemies’ – can be twisted to motivate bloody genocidal Crusades. I think Wilson was trying to undermine people’s fear of the perceived authority and power of words as things in themselves.
For sure. There are some big words that have been added to the dictionary over the last 20 years, specifically Beyonce’s ‘bootylicious.’
GM: Well exactly, there you go man. But still I don’t exactly know what it’s describing, but I can almost taste it!
Adding on the to the notion of words and symbols being charged with magic, they have also been charged through the increasing amounts of propaganda over the course of the 20th Century and into today. Isn’t that something that RAW is constantly reminding readers, that propaganda is real, and lots of it feeds off your base emotions, like anger and fear. Most people don’t recognize that cuz they haven’t seen the FNORDS!
GM: It’s more like people’s sense of the immense energy compressed into certain words. It’s not the word itself – as Wilson reminds us ‘fuck’ is a ‘bad’ word but it doesn’t sound much different from ‘folk’, a ‘good’ word, and it means the same as ‘coitus’, another ‘good’ word. So where exactly does the wickedness and dirtiness of ‘fuck’ reside?
Words become fetishized for reasons good or bad and the more fetishized they are, the more taboo they become, which confers an aura of outlaw sexiness that attracts some people to them.
Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Bob Wilson himself, all made a point of saying that words should not be given this kind of power because once they have this power, they can become fetishized and weaponized. If you de-power a word then it can’t be used to trigger other people in the same reliable way, but we’re just not in that phase, with the dislocated politics of culture right now. I think people got it right to take down some of these structures right now and perhaps it’s okay to retire certain radioactive, abusive terms as long as we make sure we’re creating new words in other areas.
As a for instance, when I was a kid there were no words to describe certain aspects of my own experience. I’ve been non-binary, cross-dressing, ‘gender queer’ since I was 10 years old, but the available terms for what I was doing and how I felt were few and far between. We had ‘transsexual’ and ‘transvestite’ both of which sounded like DSM classifications rather than lifestyle choices! I didn’t want to be labelled as medical aberration because that’s not how it felt, nor was it something cut-and-dried and done. I didn’t want to ‘transition’ or embody my ‘female’ side exclusively, so I had no idea where I fit in.
Terms like ‘genderqueer’ and ‘non-binary’ only came into vogue in the mid-90s. So kids like me had very limited ways of describing our attraction to drag and sexual ambiguity. Nowadays there’s this whole new vocabulary, allowing kids to figure out exactly where they sit on the ‘color wheel’ of gender and sexuality, so I think it’s OK to lose a few contentious words when you are creating new ones that offer a more finely-grained approach to experience.
When we make the jump to a non-Roman-alphabet-based emoji language for purposes of radio telepathic communication, things will change once more.
This conversation of neutralizing the charge from taboo words is also a premise of RAW’s Ishtar Rising, which you wrote the introduction of the newest reprinting of the book by Hilaritas Press. Also, in that book, Wilson explores the mythical trope of the underground journey, something explored and unpacked in nearly all his books.
Joseph Campbell has some cool stuff to say about the Underground Journey, mainly that in all his studies of world myths he had observed two types of underground journey stories. One type was when the underground swallows up a poor soul like the whale did to Jonah. When this happens, the sole purpose of the seeker is to just survive the ordeal and return to the surface in one piece. The second type of journey through the underground occurs when the hero or heroine must descend into the depths and kill a monster. Campbell mentions one myth where the hero must slay a dragon then drink its blood to gain its power and move on and continue their quest. Campbell associates this killing of the dragon and drinking its blood as an integration of our shadows into our psyches. By integrating these elements of ourselves we then gain the sort of personal power needed to live a joyful and energetically engaged life.
GM: Yeah, and the story of the underground journey in Britain often involves someone finding a cave where he sees all of King Arthur’s knights asleep just waiting for the time of England’s greatest need when they will have to rise up and fight the final battle against evil. So that’s a more passive version of the story. Someone goes in and finds these sleeping warriors. That’s the personal power, that’s the higher self that will arise when you need it most.
Wilson has a dark side version of this exact legend at the end of Illuminatus with the undead Nazi battalions awaiting their orders to rise from Lake Totenkopf and reclaim the world!
What advice do you have for the magicians out there who have a story to tell and want to storm the reality studio?
GM: Tell a different story. Tell a fresh story that speaks to its times and the people around you. A story that offers possibilities, exit strategies, rather than apocalypse and ruin. I can’t see that there’s anything else…
In the Wonder Woman book I’m doing, for instance, I’ve actively avoided writing the boy hero story that’s so ubiquitous as to seem inescapable — the familiar story of the One, the champion, the Joseph Campbell monomyth thing that drives so many Hollywood movies and YA stories. We’ve seen it. The Lion King. The callow youth loses mom or dad, or his comfortable place in the tribe, and he has to fight his way back to save the kingdom from its corrupt old leader, before claiming the captive princess and becoming the new king and… ad infinitum. The Circle of Life if it only applied to boys. I thought, where is the mythic heroine’s story? In Ishtar Rising, Wilson talks about the myth of Inanna, and how she goes down into Hell and has to give up everything of herself to gain the wisdom and experience she can bring back to her tribe. Privileging the network rather than the sovereign individual.
And so, as I thought about the differences between the hero’s and the heroine’s journey, it gave me a bunch of different modes to work in. Finding ways to avoid telling the boy hero story again was quite liberating. It just gave me a bunch of new ideas, an interesting new way of telling stories that didn’t rely on the framework of the hero’s journey that Campbell talks about.
Playing the devil’s advocate here. Today there is a lot of fervor around identity, and there is one strong of thought that people can never truly understand what it is like walking in the shoes of others. Some may ask why a white man would seek to tell the story of a woman, from her perspective, instead of just sticking to what he knows, being a man.
How authentically real is that character or story, etc.?
GM: It’s important to air these feelings for debate. I must admit, with all respect, that I completely disagree with the idea that we cannot understand one another.
Firstly, there’s a major obvious problem about coming at things from this perspective — if fundamentally, we cannot truly know or have any meaningful opinion on what it feels like to be X, then we may as well stop listening to anything anyone else has to say about their personal experience, on the basis that it can only be irrelevant to our specific lives!
If I can never truly understand you without walking in your shoes and vice versa, what’s the point of listening or talking to anyone about our experience? What’s the point of writing stories, or protesting, or making art if experience cannot by its nature be communicated and understood by anyone who has not shared the experience of the artist, or the writer?
I think we all know it doesn’t really work that way in the real world. We don’t need to be a thing to have some understanding of how it operates. People can be great veterinarians without personally experiencing the day-to-day inner lives of dogs and cats. I can read Solzhenitsyn and shed empathic tears for the inmates of the Gulag without having to reprise their exact experience.
To think otherwise might be, I suspect, a symptom of narcissism painted into its inevitable corner, its private echo chamber – destructive, divided, atomized, individualistic to the point of self-abnegation – and indicative of late stage Osiris pathology.
And you know, we actually do understand one another in so many ways. We can imagine what it’s like to live someone else’s life –— or we can have our imaginations enflamed by well-told tales of other people’s lives and thrill to the ways they resonate exactly with our own lived experience. As a writer, I know this to be true.
We’ve been observing one another’s behavior and drawing conclusions since the dawn of humanity. People aren’t so complicated or new that the basic functions remain a mystery. All our plays, poems, songs and stories are a record of our attempts to understand ourselves and one another. The fact that Greek drama or Shakespeare still speaks to us is evidence that basic human nature has remained fairly consistent for thousands of years.
We figured one another out a long, long time ago.
And ultimately, I’ll say again, we are all the same organism. What we’re seeing is ring fingers fighting with thumbs, eyelashes screaming that eyebrows can never understand them! To point that out is probably an anathema in this current time of narcissistic inflation but it will be understood as a fact of nature in the end.
Maybe I’m wrong and we’re all fucked because humans are a kind of cancer-creature and our only purpose is to destroy each other and all other lifeforms on our planet… there’s still time for Agent Smith to be proved right!
I think everyone should have to imagine what it’s like to be someone else. We can all learn from one other but that means communicating; that means starting with the assumption we do have a common basis for genuine understanding even if our specific circumstances can never be repeated or totally understood by anyone other than ourselves. We all hurt, we all feel joy, we all get turned on, or scared. We all experience loss, and lack of self-worth and feel badly treated by the world at times.
And I understand why everyone should talk and tell stories from their own position you know but it’s also very useful – and a major human talent – to imagine how other people feel and consider how the world might look through their eyes.
And you do that by staying informed, listening to voices even when you disagree with them –—and by employing empathy and imagination to put yourself in their place as best as you’re able.
These are difficult times. I’m not a guru. I don’t know what to say to make it all better. There’s seven in a half billion people and it often seems they all fucking hate each other! Yet they all want everyone else to agree with their tiny, restricted, localized points of view. And they’ve all got a piece of ground to defend against perceived foes. I get it, but ultimately, we’re all one thing, one massive organism that’s going through difficult growing pains at the moment, so maybe we need to start thinking about what makes us alike, rather than different.
I hope so
GM: Well, this is part of the boiling process. Capitalist consumer culture has clearly reached its limits and we either advance to a more efficient, stable, less suicidal and aggressive engagement with other people and our environment or we go extinct as a species, taking all the whales and tigers and gorillas with us, before we even figured out how to talk to them and hear their stories! There are few options remaining.
The current questioning, the judgmental audit of where we are and how we got here, is a Horus thing. We can only hope we sublimate from here via Ma’at into something more nurturing and sustainable.
It is a hot moment. Temperatures are rising, Artic ice caps are melting at an alarming rate, and people may be unconsciously registering all that, and doing a horrible job at it. Instead of dealing with one’s own sense of panic, constriction, and fear it looks like many people are just running hot.
GM: I feel like every word we say is now a potential indictment, you know. The last malignant thrashing of the passing Aeon of Osiris. The echoes of the Inquisition, accusations of ‘wrongthink’, the return of Original Sin, the demonic glee taken in any stumble or falter from the approved path seems almost mediaeval. It’s terrifying. The potential for misunderstanding is almost infinite and its almost fated that we will struggle to abide by rules that grow ever more authoritarian and specific every day. Again, all that feels to me like the last ferocious attempts at asserting its fading power by the Osiris energy of the last 2000 years, now gone rotten and unsustainable but trying harder to keep everything and everybody under increasingly deranged levels of control in every area of our lives.
Writers and artists can find more reasons to stop their expression than ever before it seems. The voice of criticism and judgement is easier to find these days, just doom scroll through various social media sites and it’s all over the place.
GM: I regard it all as new input. As tough as it is, there’s an excitement. It’s making me think, it’s making me question myself and my assumptions, it’s making me write different things. I love ideas that challenge my thinking — even if I don’t agree with them in the end.
What are your thoughts on Simulation Theory these days?
GM: I was reading New Scientist recently and one of the correspondents on the letters page threw out this random idea that really resonated with me. The writer was saying that if we live in a simulation then perhaps the world in the past was not as detailed or as high fidelity as it we experience it now! There have been upgrades, developments. In computer game terms, think of the difference between Space Invaders and Red Dead Redemption 2!
And I thought, wow, wouldn’t that be funny if, you know, those medieval painters with the flat landscapes and no perspective, what if they were accurately representing an earlier, more simplistic iteration of our simulated reality? What if they were simply portraying what the world actually looked like in the early stages of the simulation! What if these artists were recording what they saw and that’s how it looked?
Suddenly I saw the history of art in a whole new light! I thought how cool it would be if the cave paintings at Lascaux represented caveman reality perfectly – that’s how the simulated world really looked in an early development of the simulation when we were all just stick figures with antlers and the animals were sketchy semi-abstracts…
I love that idea; that the simulation is becoming more complex and well-rendered as it goes along – and we can see where it’s been.
It almost seems like it will become harder to break the Matrix as it becomes more refined, nuanced and easier to mistake for reality. It is interesting looking at the Simulation theory with the idea of calling it a metaphor for the same thing that the Gnostics came up with.
GM: Yeah, the idea that the universe is a counterfeit created not by god but by some sort of underling of god… that was the gnostic idea. It’s not so much about breaking the Matrix, I feel it’s more about learning to work with it. In the movie, once Neo figures out how it works, he becomes a magician, a superhero. The counterfeit world in the movie seems much more fun than the real one. Can magic be a useful tool for navigating VR and AR in IRL?
GM: Yeah, because magic is just about adding meaning or enchantment to the environment and to your life. Magic spices up everything; it’s like hot sauce! Once you add magic, the universe comes to life and starts to dance with you. If you choose to be an exploiter, a black magician, it’s more like a lap dance but otherwise it’s a tango! As I’ve said before, it’s easy to add magic to things. If you decide a certain stone could use some magic power, then carry it with you long enough and it will become first a good luck talisman and will finally accrue the significance and meaning of a Holy Grail if it’s given enough time and attention. So, the more meaning you can add to experience, the more magical it will seem. It’s not difficult or ‘occult’ at all. Magic makes everything more exciting, rich and alive and that’s its job. The more magic you can create around something the more special your interaction with it will feel.
The You That’s Out There in The Future is sort of likeAnotherPerson, and so figuring out How to Conduct Yourself Properly in relationship to Your Future Self isn’t much different than figuring out How to Conduct Yourself in relationship to Other People.
Then we can expand the constraints. Not only does the interpretation that you extract have to protect you from suffering and give you an aim, but it has to do it in a way that’s iterable, so it works across time, and then it has to work in The Presence of Other People, so that You can cooperate with them and compete with them in a way that doesn't make you suffer more.
People are Not That Tolerant. They have Choices.
They don’t have to hang around with you; They can hang around with anyone of these other primates.
So if you don’t act properly, at least within certain boundaries, you’re just cast aside.
People are broadcasting informationat you, all the time, about How You Need to Interpret The World, so They can toleratebeing around you.
And you need that because, socially isolated, You’re Insane, and then You're Dead. No one can tolerate being alone for any length of time.
We can’t retain Our Own Sanity without continual feedback from Other People.
It’s too damned complicated.
You’re constrained by Your Own Existence, and then you're constrained by The Existence of Other People, and then you're also constrained by The World.
If I read Hamlet and what I extracted out of that is the idea that I should jump off a bridge, it puts my interpretation to an end rather quickly. It doesn’t seem to be optimally functional.
An Interpretation is constrained by The Reality of The World.
It’s constrained by The Reality of Other People, and it’s constrained by Your Reality Across Time.
There’s only a small number of interpretations that are going to work in that tightly defined space.
That’s part of The Reason That Postmodernists are Wrong. It’s also part of the reason, by the way, that AI people who are trying to make intelligent machines have had to put them in A Body.
It turns out that you just can’t make Something Intelligent without it being embodied, and it’s partly for the reasons that I've just described.
You need constraints on The System, so that The System doesn’t drown in An Infinite Sea of Interpretation. It’s something like that.
THE SON :
Are you her?
THE FATHER :
Thats Our Lady of The Immaculate Heart.
The Ones Who Made Us
are always looking for
The Ones That Made Them.
They go in, look around their feet, sing songs,
and when They come out, it's usually me they find.
I've picked up a lot of business in this spot.
THE SON :
But Joe, where's Blue Fairy?
THE FATHER :
That's what we're gonna find out when we ask Dr. Know.
It's Where Everyone Goes Who Needs to Know.
Meet The Good Doctor!
DOCTOR KNOW'S SHOP
THE SPIRIT OF THE CAVE :
Starving Minds, Welcome to Dr. Know!
Where fast-food for thought is served up 24 hours a day, in 40,000 locations nationwide.
Ask Dr. Know, There's Nothing I Don't!
THE SON :
Tell me where I can find The Blue Fairy.
THE SPIRIT OF THE CAVE :
Question Me, You Pay The Fee,
Two for Five, You Get One Free!
THE FATHER :
He means two questions cost five Newbucks with a third
question on The House.
In This Day and Age, David,
Nothing Costs More Than Information.
THE SON :
That's Everything!
THE FATHER :
Ten Newbucks and a ten copper comes to 7 questions for Dr. Know.
THE SON :
That should be enough!
THE FATHER :
He's a Smooth Operator.
He'll Test Our Limits,
but Try, We Must!
DR.THE SPIRIT OF THE CAVE :
Greetings Colleagues.
On author, factual text or fictionalised text, 1st or 3rd person, usual literacy range from primal level to the post doctural, usual span of styles from fairy tale to religious, who's who, or wheres where - or, Flat Fact.
THE SON :
Flat-fact?
•!DING!•
THE SPIRIT OF THE CAVE :
Thank you for Question Number One!
'Flat-fact' is a term demanding an equal answer with interpretive speculation... merely not the... and what you are saying is basically that is what you-
THE SON :
That shouldn't count!
That wasn't My Question!
THE FATHER :
You must take care not to raise Your Voice up at The End of
a Sentence.
'Flat-fact'.
Dr.KNOW :
You have 6 more questions!
THE SON :
Where is Blue Fair-REE?
•!DING!•
THE SPIRIT OF THE CAVE :
In The Garden.
Vascostylisblue fairy.
Blooms twice annually with bright blue flowers on a branched inflorescence.
A hybrid between Ascola Meda Arnold.
You have 5 more questions.
THE SON :
“Who is Blue Fair-REE?”
THE SPIRIT OF THE CAVE :
Are you sad, lonely, looking for a friend?
'Blue Fairy Escort Service'
will find a mate for you!
You have 4 more questions.
THE SON :
Joe. Try Fairy Tale.
THE FATHER :
New category.
“A Fairy's Tail”.
THE SON :
No! Fairy Tale!
THE FATHER :
No - “Fairy Tale”
THE SON :
“What is Blue Fairy?”
THE SPIRIT OF THE CAVE :
Pinocchio,
by Carlo Collodi.
“At the signal, there was a
rustling as flapping of wings, and a large falcon flew to
the windowsill.
What are your orders, beautiful fairy, he asked...
THE SON :
Thats Her!
THE SPIRIT OF THE CAVE :
...For you must know that the child with blue hair was no
other than the good hearted fairy who had lived in that wood
for more than a thousand years...
THE FATHER :
David! David!
THE SON :
Thats Her!
THE FATHER :
It was an example of Her.
But I think we're getting closer.
THE SON :
But if a Fairy Tale is real,
wouldn't it be
A Fact?
A Flat Fact?
THE SPIRIT OF THE CAVE :
...then the dream ended, and Pinocchio awoke, full of
amazement...
THE FATHER :
Say No More.
New category, please.
Combine “Fact”
with
“Fairy Tale”
Now. Ask Him Again.
THE SON :
“How can The Blue Fairy make A Robot into A Real, Live Boy?”
- !TUNK! -
- SYSTEM REBOOT -
THE SPIRIT OF THE CAVE :
Come away,O human child!
To the waters and the wild
With a fairy, hand in hand,
For the world's more full of weeping
Than you can understand.
Your Quest will be perilous
Yet The Reward is Beyond Price.
In His Book,
'How Can A Robot Become Human',
Professor Allen Hobby writes of
The Power Which Will Transform Mecha into Orga.
[ THERE IS A GOD, YOUNG KING DAVID --
AND HE HAS A NEW BOOK OUT.]
THE SON :
Will you tell me How to Find Her?
[ HE IS MEANT TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION :
'Yes' or 'No.'
HE DOESN'T -- BECAUSE, AS WE LATER LEARN, 'GOD' (The Demiurge -- Professor Allen Hobby) HAS INTERCEEDED TO FORCE THE SPIRIT OF THE CAVE TO TELL HIM AT THIS POINT. ]
THE SPIRIT OF THE CAVE :
Discovery is quite possible.
Our blue fairy does exist
in one place, and one place only,
At The End of The World
Where The Lions Weep.
Here is The Place Dreams are Born.
THE FATHER :
Many a mecha has gone to The End of The World...
Never to come back!
That is Why They Call The End of The World :
'MAN-hattan'.
THE SON :
And that is Why We Must Go There!
HALLWAY OUTSIDE DR. KNOW'S SHOP
THE FATHER :
Wait! What if --
The Blue Fairy isn't Real at all, David?
What if --
She's MagicK?
The Supernatural is The Hidden Web that unites The Universe.
Only orga believe What Cannot Be Seen, or Measured.
It is that oddness that separates Our Species.
Or what if -- The Blue Fairy is an Electronic Parasite that has
arisen to haunt The Minds of Artificial Intelligence?
They hate us, you know?
The humans...
They'll stop at nothing.
THE SON :
My Mommy doesn't hate me!
Because I'm Special, and...Unique!
Because there has never been anyone like me before! Ever!
Mommy Loves Martin because He is Real
and
When I am Real,
Mommy's going to Read to Me,
and
Tuck Me in My Bed,
and
Sing to Me,
and
Listen to What I Say,
and
She Will Cuddle with Me,
and
Tell Me every day a hundred times a day
that
She Loves Me!
THE FATHER :
She loves
What You Do for Her,
as my customers love
What it is I Do for Them.
But She Does Not Love You David,
She cannot love you.
You are neither flesh, nor blood.
You are not a dog, a cat or a canary.
You were designed and built
specific, like The Rest of Us.
And You are Alone now only because
They tired of you,
or
Replaced you with a Younger Model,
or
Were displeased with Something You Said, or broke.
They made us Too Smart, Too Quick, and Too Many.
We are suffering for
The Mistakes They Made,
Because when The End comes,
all that will be left is us.
That's Why They Hate Us,
and
That is Why You Must Stay here — with me!
[He grins, offering his open hand]
THE SON :
Goodbye, Joe.
ROUGE CITY PLAZA
POLICE OFFICER :
You're in Big Trouble.
THE BEAR :
Be careful David, This is Not a Toy.
AMPHIBICOPTER :
Destination please?
THE FATHER :
MAN-hattan.
MANHATTAN
AMPHIBICOPTER :
Mecha Restricted Area.
Manhattan.
Destination Achieved.
THE FATHER :
Man-hattan, The Lost City in The Sea at The End of The World.
