Showing posts with label The Superman Curse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Superman Curse. Show all posts

Tuesday, 9 November 2021

Look Like



Imagine A Cave 

where those inside never see 

The Outside World.


Instead, they see 

shadows of that world 

Projected on The Cave Wall.


[MONKEY CHATTERING.]


The World They See 

in The Shadows is not 

The Real World.


Three, two, one, liftoff.


But it's Real to Them.


If you were to show Them 

The World as it actually is, 

They would reject it as incomprehensible.



Now what if, instead of being in A Cave, you were out in The World

except you couldn't see it.


[OVERLAPPING VOICES ON PHONE.]

Because You weren't Looking.


[PHONES CHIMING.]


Because You Trusted that The World You Saw through The Prism was The Real World.


[CLUCKING.]

[CAMERA CLICKS.]

[TYPING.]

[PHONE CHIMES.]

[TYPING.]


But there's A Difference.


[PHONE CHIMES.]


You see, unlike 

The Allegory of The Cave

where The People are Real 

and The Shadows are falsehere

Other People are The Shadows —

Their Faces.

Their Lives.


This is The Delusion 

of The Narcissist, 

who believes that 

They alone are Real.


- [PHONE CHIMING.]

- [TYPING.]

[PHONE CHIMES.]


Their feelings are the only feelings that matter because Other People are just Shadows, 

and Shadows Don't Feel.


Because They're 

Not Real.


[HORN HONKS.]


But what if everyone 

lived in caves? 


[LAPTOP CHIMING.]


Then no one would be Real.

Not even you.


Unless one day you woke up 

and left The Cave.


How strange The World would look 

after a lifetime of staring at Shadows.


[TYPING, PHONES CHIMING.]

[PHONE CHIMES.]



[THUNDER CRACKS.]

[THUNDER RUMBLING.]









“We end the Golden Age as it began, with Superman—one of the last survivors of the initial brief expansion and rapid contraction of the DC universe. It had been too much too soon for the superheroes, but although many of them would lie dormant for decades, no potential trademark truly dies. The superheroes, like cockroaches or Terminators, are impossible to kill. But in 1954 a sinister scientist straight from the pages of the comics tried to wipe them all out and came close to succeeding.


  As the lights went out on the Golden Age, characters such as Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman, who’d achieved a wider recognition thanks to serials and merchandising, survived the cull. Because of their status as backup strips in Adventure Comics, second stringers like Green Arrow and Aquaman weathered the storm—perhaps undeservedly—but the survivors did not always flourish.


  For instance, a popular TV series (1953’s The Adventures of Superman) had cemented Superman’s status as an American icon, but budgetary restrictions meant that its star, the likeable but ultimately troubled George Reeves, was rarely seen in the air. At best, he might jump in through a window at an angle that suggested methods of entry other than flight, possibly involving trampolines. The stories revolved around low-level criminal activity in Metropolis and ended when Superman burst through another flimsy wall to apprehend another gang of bank robbers or spies. Bullets would bounce from his monochrome chest (the series was shot and transmitted before color TV, so Reeves’s costume was actually rendered in grayscale, not red and blue, which wouldn’t have contrasted so well in black and white.)

  Reeves, at nearly forty, was a patrician Superman with a touch of gray around the temples and a physique that suggested middle-aged spread rather than six-pack, but he fit the mold of the fifties establishment figure: fatherly, conservative, and trustworthy. The problem with Superman was more obvious in the comic books. By aping the kitchen-sink scale of the Reeves show, Superman’s writers and artists squandered his epic potential on a parade of gangsters, pranksters, and thieves. The character born in a futurist blaze of color and motion had washed up on a black-and-white stage set, grounded by the turgid rules of a real world that kept his wings clipped and his rebel spirit chained. Superman was now locked into a death trap more devious than anything Lex Luthor could have devised. Here was Superman—even Superman—tamed and domesticated in a world where the ceiling, not the sky, was the limit.




Sunday, 15 August 2021

None of Us Defended The Creepy Little Shit


Q
What are you looking at? 

DATA
I was considering the possibility 
that you are 
Telling The Truth.



None of Us Defended 
The Creepy Little Shit...
But Then Again -- 
None of Us Ever Liked Him.


“The Reign of the Superman” (January 1933) is a short story written by Jerry Siegel and illustrated by Joe Shuster. 

It was the writer/artist duo’s 
FIRST published use of the name 
Superman’, 
which they later applied to their 
archetypal fictional superhero. 

The title character of this story is 
A TELEPATHIC VILLAIN, 
rather than a physically powerful hero 
like the well-known character.


“No! Go AWAY, Q! 
Go Find Picard!”

A mad scientist, a chemist named 
Professor Ernest Smalley
randomly chooses raggedly dressed vagrant Bill Dunn 
from a bread line and recruits him 
to participate in an experiment in exchange for 
“a real meal and a new suit”. 

When Smalley’s experimental potion 
grants Dunn telepathic powers, 
The Man becomes intoxicated by His Power 
and seeks to Rule The World. 

This Superman uses these abilities for Evil
only to discover that the potion’s effects are temporary. 

Having killed the evil Smalley, 
who had intended to Kill Superman 
and give himself the same powers, 
Superman was left unable to use his knowledge 
to recreate the secret formula. 

As the story ends, Dunn’s powers wear off 
and he realizes he will be returning to 
the bread line to be a forgotten man once more.

The Conspiracy Against Alexander


"We all felt there was more here
than sexual bickering.

Alexander wanted The Truth and 
Philotas' answers were lacking merit.

Please take him away.

Alexander put him silently and quickly
to Trial by His Peers... and whether 
Plotter or Opportunist,
Philotas was found 
Guilty of Treason.

No, Alexander, no!

Remove him.

The Suspects were all Executed.
None of us Defended Philotas...
but then again
None of Us Ever Liked Him.

And of course, 
His Power was carved up 
By The Rest of Us.

Before he died, we tortured him to find out 
what His Father Parmenion knew.

But this we never learned.

What to Do with Parmenion and His 
20,000 troops guarding our supply lines
was a far more delicate matter.
Was he innocent in this?

Or had he decided to act before
age further withered His Power?

The men will follow Their King.
- Alexander won't be there.

Necessity required Alexander to act...
and he sealed the camp within the hour
of the first accusations against Philotas.

Then go, Antigonus, and Cleitus.

And go quickly.

Three days' hard riding
sent Antigonus and Cleitus to Parmenion, 
The General most loyal to Philip.

His Soldiers accepted the finding of Guilt
against Parmenion, as they understood well
The Code of Vengeance...
That made The Head of Family
responsible for the behavior of all.

Many of us felt we were better off
without that pompous thorn, Parmenion...
as Alexander promoted all of us
generously.

Monday, 10 August 2020

And They Were Afraid.





And he besought him much that he would not send them away out of the country. Now there was there nigh unto The Mountains a great herd of swine feeding. And all the devils besought him, saying,  

“Send us into The Swine, that we may enter into them.”

And forthwith Jesus gave them leave. And the unclean spirits went out, and entered into The Swine: and The Herd ran violently down a steep place into The Sea, (they were about two thousand;) and were choked in The Sea.

And they that fed The Swine fled, and told it in The City, and in The Country. And they went out to see what it was that was done.

And They come to Jesus, and see him that was possessed with The Devil, and had The Legion, sitting, and clothed, and in his right mind :

And They were AFRAID.


"Many actors have had equally hard battles in getting detached from, if not a specific character, a specific type. 

Humphrey Bogart remained stuck in villain roles, usually gangsters, for nearly a decade before he got to play his first hero. 

Cary Grant never did escape from the hero type — either the romantic hero or the comic hero; when Alfred Hitchcock persuaded him to play a murderer, in Suspicion, the studio over-ruled both of them and tacked on a surprise ending in which the Grant character did not commit the murder, after all. Etc.

Back in "The Real World," if a member of a family changes suddenly, the whole family suddenly appears agitated and disturbed. 

Family counselors have learned to expect this, even when the change consists of something everybody considers desirable — e.g., an alcoholic who suddenly stops drinking can "destabilize" the family to the extent that another member becomes clinically depressed, or develops psychosomatic symptoms, or even starts drinking heavily (as if the family "needed" an alcoholic). 

It seems that we not only speak and think in sentences like "John is an old grouch" but become disoriented and frightened if John suddenly starts acting friendly and generous.”