Showing posts with label Obi-Wan Kenobi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Obi-Wan Kenobi. Show all posts

Friday, 18 January 2019

You Can’t Win — But There ARE Alternatives to Fighting


Is that what you think it's about? 

I'm not trying to win.


You Can’t Win  
(So Don’t Even Try) — 
But There Are Alternatives to Fighting.

Obvious Next Question :-
 What are a Few of These Alternatives of Which You Speak, Master..?

The Marriage of  Luke Skywalker

The Vows :
  • ‘I want to come with you to Alderaan — I want Learn The Ways of The Force and Become a Jedi Like My Father’
  • ‘I feel The Force — I’m not afraid’ (You WILL Be [ Subtext : You SHOULD Be (And you aren’t yet, you Young Fool.)] )
  • ‘You’ve Failed, Your Highness* — I am a Jedi; Like My Father Before Me**...’

!!! CROM !!!

I have never prayed to you before. 
I have no tongue for it. 

No one, not even you, will remember if we were 
‘Good Men’ or ‘Bad’

Why We Fought, or Why We Died. 

All that matters is that 
Two stood against Many. 

That's what's important! 

There are some corners of The Universe which have bred the most terrible THINGS.... 

Things that act against EVERYTHING that We Believe In.... 

They Must Be FOUGHT.”

Here’s What We Had This Year Instead of 

Traditional Conflict/Battle/Combat :

The Woman Who Fell to Earth :


It isn’t The Point that Tim Shaw is collecting teeth or hunting sentient life forms, or Male Rites of All Passage, or ‘Toxic Masculinity’, its the fact that he is blatantly, massively CHEATING at it, and he DOESN’T.

He only care’s to the extent of Not-Getting-Caught & Punished : 

Which is The Definition of Tyranny.

The Ghost Monument

Marriage is a Project, not a Race.

Women are more interested in People

Men are more interested in Things


It’s not about ‘Social Justice’ it’s just Justice — 

and they had to go to the 51st Century to find someone who thinks that’s a bad idea.

Arachnids in The UK

Laws of Nature


Law in General

The Tsuranga Conundrum

Parasitism vs. Parenting

Demons of The Punjab

Spiritual Warfare


Corporate Social Responsibility 

The Witchfinders


(it’s not actually about ‘Women’, as such)

It Takes You Away

Alienation, Loneliness and Social Isolation

(Or, ‘Norway.’ )

The Battle of Ranskoor Av Kolos



...but you can’t negotiate with a Malignant Narcissist. 

Ryan’s Dad is NOT a Malignant Narcissist — he’s just a bit of a clueless d*ck.

Saturday, 15 December 2018

Straight Down The Middle

Those Who Have Swords 

Know How to Use Them

But Keep Them Sheathed
Shall Inherit The World.

Jedi Order

Those Who Have Swords 

Know How to Use Them

But Keep Them Sheathed
Shall Inherit The World.

Dark Lords of The Sith

Meals at eight and five. 
Toilet privileges twice a day. 

Raise your voice, zap
Touch the glass, zap

You step out of line, you deal with me. 
Please, step out of line. 

Hmm? So how does it feel? 

To spend all that time, all that effort... 
and, to see it fail so spectacularly?"

"Did it..?”


“I’m afraid, Your Highness, We’re going to have to accept Federation control, for the time being...”