My Two Daddies

LeftHand Path :

Some Motherfuckers're Always Tryin' to Ice-Skate Uphill...

[ Translation : You're a Damn Fool, and We're all Lucky to Be Alive ]

RightHand Path :

I'm Dating a Cellist.

Papa Fury's House of Scolding

This House is in Session — I hereby call this innaugural opening Session of Papa Fury's House of Scolding to Order :

Here's What You Did Wrong :-

SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP