RIKER:
Sunday, 18 April 2021
Hugh’s Cave
RIKER:
Wednesday, 7 April 2021
Fear is No Different to Any Other Monster
First Inaugural Address of Franklin D. Roosevelt
SATURDAY, MARCH 4, 1933
I am certain that my fellow Americans expect that on my induction into the Presidency I will address them with a candor and a decision which the present situation of our Nation impels.
This is preeminently the time to Speak The Truth, The WholeTruth, Frankly and Boldly.
Nor need we shrink from honestly facing conditions in our country today.
This Great Nation will endure as it has endured, will revive and will prosper.
So, first of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is : Fear, itself --
Nameless, Unreasoning, Unjustified Terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance.”
(Geordi fits the new power conduit)
BORG:
We are Borg.
You will be assimilated.
Resistance is futile.
LAFORGE:
Just look around, pal.
You're hardly in a position to make any demands.
BORG:
We must return to the Collective.
LAFORGE:
...who “we”?
BORG:
We are Borg.
LAFORGE:
Yeah, but —
There's only one of you.
Do you have a name?
A means of identification?
Thursday, 25 March 2021
The Cowboy
I was involved with "cowboy diplomacy", as you describe it,
long before you were born.
-- Ambassador Spock
Commander Geordi LAFORGE :
Captain Scott — I've tried to be patient, I've tried to be polite.
But I've got a job to do here, and quite frankly —
you're in the way.
Captain Montgomery SCOTT
Scotty :
I was driving starships
while your great-grandfather was still in diapers.
I'd think you'd be a little grateful for a some help.
I'll leave ye to work, Mister La Forge
*****
Captain J-L PICARD :
You’re a Starfleet Officer —
You have a Duty!
Captain James Tiberius Kirk :
I don’t need to be lectured by you —
I was out Saving The Galaxy
when Your Grandfather was in Diapers!
And to be honest....
The Galaxy owes me one!
Sunday, 24 January 2021
What Would Riker Do?
RIKER :
You get some rest?
PICARD :
Oh, I tried. I'm worried about My Pilot.
That he didn't make it.
RIKER :
What have you gotten yourself into, Jean-Luc?
Can you tell me?
PICARD :
No. I never wanted you to get involved in any of this, Will.
Coming here was a desperate impulse.
I regret it already.
RIKER :
Copy that.
I'll stick to making pizza.
I'm just thinking how great it would be if Ignorance of Danger was all it took to keep it away from The People We Love.
[ he smiles, as the tears begin to whell up inside of him ]
PICARD :
That's not what I was saying.
RIKER :
[ He sniffs and shakes it off -- back to Business ]
Smell that. Antarean basil.
Grows like weeds around here.
Everything does.
The Soil has regenerative powers,
which, is why we came here, of course.
[ He spots his daughter, exiting the house with her new friend in tow ]
Wild Girl of The Woods!
KESTRA TROI-RIKER,
The Wild Girl of The Woods :
I'm taking her to see The Garden.
RIKER :
Ah. Allamalan val peresta o manal.
Dr. SOJII ASHA :
Vo peresta melinàs andlif.
KESTRA TROI-RIKER,
The Wild Girl of The Woods :
She read Thad's Viveen dictionary.
All of it, in, like, two minutes.
RIKER :
Two minutes? That thing's 300 pages long.
[ Gives the teenage newcomer his attention ]
Hmm. We haven't met, Soji.
[ Offers her his hand, covered in flour. ]
I'm Kestra's Dad. Will.
Dr. SOJII ASHA :
Hello, Will.
RIKER :
Hi.
PICARD :
Commander Riker and I served together on the USS Enterprise.
[ TWO of Them, actually. But who's counting? ]
KESTRA TROI-RIKER,
The Wild Girl of The Woods :
And you were The Greatest Captain ever, I heard.
RIKER :
[ Not embarrassed, by this - ]
The Greatest Captain ever?
Where'd you get that nonsense?
KESTRA TROI-RIKER,
The Wild Girl of The Woods :
From you.
RIKER :
From me? Well, I must have been drinking at the time.
Could you tell your mom we could use some more tomatoes.
[ Give Sojii his attention once more - bows in courtesy ]
Nice to meet you.
PICARD :
Speaking of drinking, may I?
RIKER :
Please.
PICARD :
[ He pours and takes a glass of wine from the bottle on The Table. ]
Thank you.
RIKER :
So, I'm just gonna speculate
and Say Out Loud what I've been Saying in My Brain.
You don't have to tell me anything;
How's that sound?
[ This man is a Poker Player par excellence. ]
You're worried about cloaks.
That says Romulans.
And the level of anxiety and fear for our safety, tells me Tal Shiar.
Next, you're not the one that's on the run,
it's her.
But Why?
What has poor Soji done to incur their wrath?
Could it have anything to do with the fact...
That she's clearly an android?
And not just any android.
I'd recognize that head tilt anywhere.
Kid's got Data in her DNA.
And that's why you're here.
How am I doing?
PICARD :
Not bad, for a pizza chef.
RIKER :
Now I understand why you wanted to keep it a secret.
Classic Picard arrogance.
You get to make the decisions
about who gets to take the chances and who doesn't,
and who's in The Loop, and who's Out of The Loop.
And, naturally,
it always ends up with you.
Well... That's fine,
on the bridge of your starship, Captain.
But you're dealing with a teenager now, more or less.
That can be an extremely humbling experience.
Frankly... I'm not sure you're up to it.
PICARD :
Perhaps I'm not.
RIKER :
There you go.
Baby steps.
PICARD :
Baby steps.
The poker scene was added to the script when it was running short.
[Riker's quarters]
(the poker game is in full swing, and Beverly is dealing)
WORF:
Commander, is it your intention to continue to grow your beard?
LAFORGE:
Actually, I'm not sure yet.
Why, Worf?
WORF:
I am just asking.
CRUSHER:
Seven card stud, one-eyed jacks are wild.
RIKER:
Frankly, Geordi, I like the beard.
LAFORGE:
Thank you, Commander.
CRUSHER:
You know, I have always been a little suspicious of Men with Beards.
WORF:
Why is that?
CRUSHER:
I don't know.
It's as if they're trying to hide something.
[ horrible and disfiguring scarring acquired during wars, dueling, hunting and fighting, usually. ]
RIKER:
Hide? Don't be ridiculous, Doctor.
The Beard is an Ancient and Proud Tradition.
LAFORGE:
Some of the most distinguished Men in History have worn beards, Doctor.
CRUSHER:
I know. But after the razor was invented I think beards became mostly a fashion statement.
WORF:
I'm not concerned with Fashion.
To a Klingon,
A Beard is a Symbol of Courage.
RIKER:
I think it's a Sign of Strength.
CRUSHER:
Sure, and of course,
Women can't grow beards.
LAFORGE:
Doctor, it sounds to me like you feel beards are nothing more than an affectation.
CRUSHER:
I do. But there's nothing wrong with that.
I mean, women wear makeup and nail polish.
I just think it's time you men admitted it.
RIKER:
My beard is not an affectation.
CRUSHER:
Oh? Well then you wouldn't mind shaving it off.
RIKER:
I could lose it in a minute.
I've just gotten used to it.
CRUSHER:
Okay, then why don't we up the stakes a little?
And if I win, all off you shave your beards off.
LAFORGE:
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
What if you lose?
What are you going to give up?
CRUSHER:
I'm open for suggestions.
RIKER:
Well, I've always wanted to see you as a brunette.
CRUSHER:
Oh, I did that once when I was thirteen.
I couldn't change back fast enough.
RIKER :
That makes me even more curious....!
CRUSHER :
Fine. If one of you wins,
I become a brunette. Are we on?
LAFORGE:
Yeah, yeah, we'll take that bet.
CRUSHER :
Looks like you have the hand to beat, Commander.
LAFORGE:
Two hundred.
CRUSHER:
I'm in two hundred.
RIKER:
Geordi.
PICARD :
This is the Captain.
We have arrived at the Tyran system.
All senior staff to the Bridge.
CRUSHER:
Wait!
RIKER:
Sorry, you heard the Captain.
Duty calls. I guess we'll have to do this some other time.
Jonathan Frakes commented,
"It was a little heavy on technobabble, but all things considered I think that show came off quite well."
However, he was disappointed that there was no callback to the poker scene at the end of the episode.
"We should have seen the result of the bet the characters made.
Either Gates [McFadden] should have been a brunette or we should have been sitting in the chair about to be shaved.
I don't know why they would lay it out as a red herring and not have it pay off in some way –
as if no one was watching the show."
Thursday, 7 January 2021
The Manheim Effect
DATA
Whatever the time distortion, I must add the antimatter at the appropriate moment.
Geordi, if the Professor was right, I will need a twenty seven second countdown.
LAFORGE [OC]:
You got it, Data.
DATA:
Captain, I now have the antimatter and am moving towards the opening at the end of the lab.
The next time distortion should occur within seconds.
Geordi, begin countdown on my mark. Now.
(There's a big sparkle. Data looks back to see himself midway across the lab - no 2 - and getting the antimatter - no 3. Meanwhile, Geordi's voice is counting down, very echoy)
DATA 3:
Captain, there appear to be three of us.
DATA 1:
Should I drop the antimatter or wait for one of you?
DATA 3:
Only one of us is at the correct time continuum.
DATA 1:
Which one?
DATA 2:
Me. It's me!
GEORDI [OC]:
Five, four, three, two, one.
(The middle Data arrives at number 1 and the antimatter goes in, before number 3 gets there. The effect stops. There is only one Data)
PICARD [OC]:
Data, report.
Are you all right?
DATA:
Yes, sir.
PICARD [OC]:
Is it closed?
DATA:
It is well patched, sir.
Closed indicates a permanent condition, which I cannot guarantee.
That’s cool man. I just watched the pilot and noticed a running image of your work: The human centipede.
GM: (laughing) You know I haven’t seen Human Centipede. I can’t watch horror movies.
LOL. Well my guess is that those forms of one long continuous being, which looks like a centipede, is your visual description of a self, moving through time, which you said you learned in Kathmandu in 1994 as how things actually are. How does this experience still interact with your life?
GM: We can’t see any direction in time. We can’t see back, and we can’t see forward. We can remember back and imagine forward, but that’s it. We’re trained to feel like ‘individuals’ so we don’t actually see ourselves as the extended processes that we are, shapeshifters who transform through decades from small, plump baby things to large and horny muscular teenagers, to hard-working, middle age adults, and finally desiccated seniors dying on beds. If we sped that up and showed one human life over ten minutes, it would be a body horror werewolf transformation more outrageous and horrifying than any seen onscreen.
But to me it’s like the color of the sky, it’s so self-evident that to see a bird fly past the window is to imagine its skipping solid trail through the medium of time. In time we are all connected, there’s just no denying that. There’s nothing mystical about any of this. I’m talking about stuff that is simply real.
Imagination can give you the ability to look backwards and forward. So, when you run it backwards, think how your grown-up mature body was once smaller, less massive, less capable of interacting with the environment – that’s real. Run it back to the beginnings of life on earth ad it’s clear that we all are one thing. A singular organism made of many parts, just like a human body with its billions of individual skin cells – which die and fall from the body every day.
So, what does that mean? If people learned this in school, if we understood and accepted, we were all the same fucking thing(!) it might help prevent the collapse into mad division that’s occurring, just now. It’s just a matter of perspective that could change everything.
But the organism we’re part of might be sick, who knows? When cells in a body turn against one another and the system that supports them starts breaking down, it’s cancer…
You had the gnostic experience. To just hear it or read it is one thing but when you have the experience that seems to be the most convincing thing.
GM: Well, it seems to become self-evident. It’s really like someone turns your head around in Plato’s cave and you realize that there’s a light and someone’s doing shadow figures with their fingers. Once you’ve seen it, you’ve seen it. And it’s ‘Oh, of course’! Of course! There’s no denying it. But I guess to have that experience is its own confirmation. It’s like living by the sea all your life, then having to explain that to someone living inland who’s never seen the ocean and doesn’t believe an ocean could exist because they’ve never seen one.
To me it can be confirmed intellectually by just thinking about time and how you are embedded in time. You know you had to be six years old to be here. So, where the hell is ‘being six’? Well, being six exists in a time direction that you can’t see or point to, but it’s still there. To misunderstand that is equivalent to flying from Los Angeles to London then, after touching down at Heathrow, insisting that Los Angeles no longer exists!
And once you’re truly aware of time as the medium through which we transmit our physical signal, then there is no denying that your personal track winds its way back into your mum and she goes back to her mum and it all goes back to that single dividing cell 3 and a half billion years ago. To me, that’s just basic mechanical shit. That’s not mysticism. I’m not interested in ghosts and spirit worlds. If I’m going to have transcendence, I want to be able to touch it.