The Twelve Steps of Star Wars

I

I am a Farmer - Things Could Be Better :

"If there is a Bright Centre to The Universe, you are on The Planet it is Farthest From"

II

I Could Do That - But I Can't :

"Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan, I've gotta get home, it's late, I'm in for it as it is!

Look, I can't get involved. I've got work to do. 

It's not that I like the Empire; I hate it, but there's nothing I can do about it right now... 

It's all such a long way from here."

III

I am Going to Do That :

" I want to learn The Ways of The Force and Become 

a Jedi Like My Father "

IV

Ask Me Your Question Bridgekeeper, I am Not Afraid..!

"You Will Be... You Will Be..."

V

Confession is Good for The Soul

"I... I killed them. I killed them all. 

They're dead... every single one of them. 

And not just the men. 
But the women... and the children, too. 

They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals! 

I HATE THEM!!

I'm a Jedi. I can be better than this.

[ But you are not a Jedi yet...]

VI
Be Open to Change

"We'll take him together.."
"No, I'm taking him now!!"

VII

Ask for Punishment and Seek Correction 

"No. I  am Your Father"

VIII

Say Sorry.

"Noooooooooo...!!!"

IX

Make Direct Amends

"Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the Death of Me?"

X

Be Ever Mindful of Your Own Hypocrisy 
- Don't Cheat People

"There is No Civility, Only Politics."

XI

Strive to Attain a Permanant State of Sanctifying Grace

( Be Mindful of The Living Force )

"Strange that  I have not...."

XII

Take on an Apprentice and Together Begin to Recruit Disciples

"I look forward to beginning your training, My Young Apprentice."