Showing posts with label Fight Club. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fight Club. Show all posts

Wednesday, 11 April 2018

What Should You Say to a Callow Youth with Two Black Eyes...?



First thing Tyler yells is, "The first rule about fight club is you don't talk about fight club.

"The second rule about fight club", Tyler yells, "is you don't talk about fight club."

Indeed, What can  you say to him - he's already been told twice.
He's quite clearly Truly Incorrigable.

 IF YOU HIDE YOUR IGNORANCE, NO-ONE WILL HIT YOU, AND YOU WILL NEVER LEARN.

Q : WHY is the Second Rule of Fight Club "You Do Not Talk About Fight Club."?


A : Because only a Generation of Men raised by Women would have to be told twice.


Me, I knew my dad for about six years, but I don't remember anything. My dad, he starts a new family in a new town about every six years. This isn't so much like a family as it is like he is setting up a franchise.

What you see at fight club is a generation of men raised by women.

My father never went to college so it was really important that I go to college. After college, I called him long distance and said, now what?

My dad didn't know.

When I got a job and turned twenty-five, long distance, I said, now what? My dad didn't know, so he said, get married.

I'm a thirty-year old boy, and I am wondering if another woman is really the answer I need.