Still got my security key.
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This place has gone to hell without me.
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Mm-hmm.
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It's almost 1:00 in the morning, Jim.
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Are you not coming home or answering my calls or texts?
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I told you my editor wanted me to write more personally.
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There are classified documents in this room.
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You can't be in here.
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It was an invasion of privacy. I'm really sorry for that.
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I was mad. We had just had the last fight
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and I went into the other room and wrote it.
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You know my computer doesn't trust me.
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It always asks are you sure you want to do this?
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But it never asks before I hit...
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I don't care about the invasion of privacy. I wish I did.
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I've been here for hours
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trying to make myself mad because it was an invasion of privacy.
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And the crowd would be on my side. That's a no-brainer.
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- You don't like me very much. - And I wish I didn't like you so much.
- ????Dz?ϲ???? - ??Ҳϣ????˰?
Took five fucking days, Hallie,
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for you to give yourself your own reality show.
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I understand your wanting to insult me right now,
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but that's not what I did.
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Writing about the media, writing about the New York elite,
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telling personal stories that resonate with readers
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doesn't take one cent away from covering Syria
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and Afghanistan and Washington.
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There are foreign correspondents,
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sports correspondents, fashion correspondents.
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And an unbearable correspondent.
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Jealous of the New York elites? I've got you covered.
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A movie star was at an environmental fundraiser
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and they rode on a private jet?
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Here's your phony outrage.
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Feeling a little like you didn't make the cut?
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I hereby declare that amateurs are awesome
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and professionals are so 20 years ago.
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Only instead of professionals, I'm gonna say old media,
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and instead of Jim, I'm gonna say Tim
??Ҳ??˵Jim ????Tim
because I'm Hallie Shea, Senior Fuck You Correspondent
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- and I've decided to become a star. - Are you drunk?
- ?Ҿ?????Ϊһ?????ŵ????? - ???Dz??Ǻ????ˣ?
Did you out yourself about the Boston tweet to make sure no one suspected anyone else
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or did you do it to let our enemies know you were available?
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Do you hear the way you're talking right now?
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- Our enemies? - Did you?
- ???ǵĵ??ˣ? - ??˵?Dz??ǣ?
I'm gonna stay at my place tonight.
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Do you mind if I tell you something?
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Your problem isn't with me and it isn't with the site.
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It's with the audience. You don't like that they like what they like
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because you need them to like you and that's no different...
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I don't give a shit about me or liking me
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or following me or friending me or trending.
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It's just ugly.
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I think you're threatened by technology.
??ֻ?????Ƚ??ĿƼ? ?????ȡ???˰?
I beam a signal into outer space every night.
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I'm not scared of your Samsung Galaxy. What else you got?
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I want to be part of the digital revolution. I want to be part of...
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Oh, my God! I am not talking about the apparatus.
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Just tell me you know I'm right.
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Please. Please.
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At least tell me that.
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Tell me when you knock away the digital revolution bullshit...
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"We're not beholden to corporate masters."
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Yeah, or any standard of good taste.
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Tell me, please, that you know all you did
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was have a fight with your boyfriend and litigate it in public.
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Because I have spent time with hardcore drug movers
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and they don't pretend they're selling medicine.
Yeah, I'm drunk.
I'm gonna miss you.
You're gonna miss a lot of things, Jim.