Chanel-21 News :
Ms. Lynch! Is New York in Trouble?
Ms. Lynch,
Special Executive Assistant to
Special Executive Assistant to
The Mayor of New York City:
Everything is Fine.
It was just another publicity stunt by these
incredibly sad and lonely women.
It's like they read
'Eat, Pray, Love'
and just RAN with it..!
Mean Girls - The Politics of girl world
PATTY:
So, how did the two of you guys meet?
ERIN:
Uh, Abby transferred
to my high school, junior year.
ABBY:
Go, Karate Cats.
We started telling ghost stories,
and we just kind of bonded right away.
And all the other kids were, you know,
getting drunk and going to parties,
and we're like, 'Uh, that's stupid.'"
ERIN:
Plus, we weren't invited to any parties.
ABBY:
No, I think that's because
we told very, very scary ghost stories,
and I think the other kids were terrified of us.
That's what was
actually happening.
PATTY:
So, how did y'all get into ghosts?
Did one of you see one?
ERIN:
Yeah, I did.
HOLTZMANN:
Really?
ERIN:
When I was eight years old,
The Mean Old Lady
that lived next door died.
And that night, I woke up
and she was standing at the foot of my bed,
just staring at me.
She did that every night
for almost a year.
PATTY:
What?
What?
[Holtzmann gasps]
ERIN:
And I told my parents,
and they didn't believe me.
Still don't believe me.
I had to go to therapy for years,
and the kids at school found out,
and they would laugh at me
and make fun of me,
call me 'ghost girl.'
Abby was The Only Person
who believed me.
PATTY:
Kids is mean, man.
But I believe you.
ERIN:
Thanks.
HOLTZMANN :
I have some questions.
PATTY:
Seriously?
[Holtzman'n winks and smiles]
ROWAN:
Hello. Looking forward to this metal show. Hi.
METALHEAD:
Ozzy rocks!
[high-fives Rowan]
METALHEAD:
Whoo!
ROWAN:
Yeah! It's... He certainly does rock.
This World cannot be cleansed
fast enough.
Hi. Enjoy The Show.
[Makes the 'rock on' gesture]
Rock and roll.
ANCHOR:
A local team of paranormal investigators
released a video of a proclaimed ghost.
You can see clearly there's something in the picture
that isn't easily explained.
PATTY:
Oh, my God! They're showing the video!
We famous! We famous.
ANCHOR:
As a result, there are a lot of questions being asked now
about the people who shot the video.
So, what do we think of these Ghostbusters?
Are they to be taken seriously? And...
ERIN:
"Ghostbusters"? That is not our name.
They can't just make up a name and just call us...
ANCHOR:
I spoke with Martin Heiss earlier.
He's with The Council for Logic and Data.
ABBY:
Okay.
ERIN:
Martin Heiss.
Okay, okay.
ABBY:
Okay.
ANCHOR:
He is a famed
Debunker of The Paranormal.
Dr. Heiss, you're a
Highly Regarded Scientific Authority.
Your credentials are impeccable.
HEISS:
Thank you, Pat.
ANCHOR:
If you see something of
True Scientific Interest in this video,
that goes a long way
to legitimize these Ghostbusters
and everything they stand for.
HEISS:
A game changer, yes.
ANCHOR:
So, tell me, Dr. Heiss,
Is This for Real?
HEISS:
Hell no.
[laughs]
PATTY:
So, now we're the ghost girls.
I feel your pain, Erin.
ERIN:
No. You know what?
Screw that. We are Scientists.
Plus Patty.
PATTY:
Thank you.
ERIN:
Okay, We Believe in
provable, physical results.
[phone starts ringing]
That's what we believe in.
ABBY:
Yes, we do!
PATTY:
Preach.
ERIN:
I will preach. You know what we're gonna do, ladies?
We're gonna catch A Ghost, we're gonna bring... God.
We're gonna catch A Ghost,
bring it back to The Lab...
ERIN:
Kevin?
KEVIN:
Yes, boss?
ERIN:
Can you answer the phone that's ringing, please?
ABBY:
Buddy.
EVIN:
Yes, I can, boss.
Uh, Ghostbusters.
ERIN:
"Conductors of the Metaphysical..."
KEVIN:
Okay. Cool. See ya.
Hey, guys, which one of these makes me look more like A Doctor?
Me playing saxophone
or me listening to saxophone?
ABBY AND ERIN:
Who was on the phone?
KEVIN:
Uh, the Stonebrook Theatre? Apparently,
There's A Goat on the loose.
HOLTZMANN:
-- I'm gonna load up the car.
