Showing posts with label The Secondary Father. Show all posts
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Tuesday, 13 November 2018

Sequacious Stan






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Stan “The Legend” Lee :
You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Brodie Bruce :
Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here. 

Stan “The Legend” Lee :
Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.
They look happy, don't they ? 

What, the bras ?

Stan “The Legend” Lee :
No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.


Stan “The Legend” Lee :
You know, it reminds me of an issue of Spider-Man I did.

When Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy went lingerie shopping. 

[ NEVER HAPPENED ]

Of course, the Green Goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place. 

[ NEVER HAPPENED ]

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !
Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. 

Stan Lee. Hi.



The Fantastic Four. 
Reed Richards. 
Can his whole body stretch ?
Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] 
I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the Comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. 
Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,  Brodie ?

Had one. 
We just broke up.

The Thing ! 
Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his  body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ?

 She was a pain in the  ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor Doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] 
I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.



You, uh, looking at that couple inside ?

Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here.

Oh, yeah, that's kinda nice.

They look happy, don't they ? What, the bras ?

No, the couple. They look happy.

I guess, as far as couples go.

You know, it reminds me of an issue of spiderman I did.

When peter parker and gwen stacy went lingerie shopping.

Of course, the green goblin showed up and pumpkin-bombed the hell
out of the place.

But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing.

Oh, my god !

Holy shit !

Aren't you-- oh. Stan lee. Hi.

What's up, boys ? Youse guys on this show ? That's the rumor.

Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there, and being on tv,

I'd be scared as hell if I were youse two. Yeah ?

What if you fuck up ? Your friends and family watchin'.

I'd be piss-scared I'd get a boner or fuckin' fart or somethin'.

He's got a point, man. This is live. Anything could happen.

Shut the fuck up, man. You're making me nervous.

There's only one thing that could take off that edge.

Make you feel relaxed as hell. Make you forget how many people are
staring at you on tv.

And what's that ?

Snootchy bootchy noochies.

The fantastic four. Reed richards. Can his whole body stretch ?

Every part, like his--

[ Chuckles ] I know what you mean.

We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days.

I mean, what with the comic book code and all.

I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you. You're
responsible for the greats.

Let's do the list. Spiderman ? Guilty.

The incredible hulk ? 'Fraid so.

Oh, man, this is so cool. The x-men ? Now that you mention it.

Shit, man, you are a god !

Hey, look at that couple. Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh ?

What's with that ? That's the second time you've commented on
couples in love.

I like that sort of thing. Tell me, do you have a girlfriend,
brodie ?

Had one. We just broke up.

The thing ! Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his
body ?

[ Chuckles ] it's a superhero's secret. Tell me, brodie.

Why did you and your girlfriend break up ? She was a pain in the
ass.

She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy.

Said I was too into my own world of comics and all. Yeah, I can
relate.

There was a time when it was all about comics for me.

I had a girl, probably the same as yours.

She always complained that I spent too much time with my own
comics.

And, eventually, we broke up.

See ? What did she know ? Here you are now, a legend in the field.

Probably had a slew of women since her. Am I right ? Oh, lots of
women.

Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most.

Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead.

Damn, that's hot ! But I never forgot that girl.

Did you ever get back together ? One day, I found out she got
married.

I had blown it. I had, uh... Missed my window.

No way. Well, what'd you do ?

I went on with my life.

I created some special new superheroes.

They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own
regrets.

How so ? Doctor doom wears body armor...

To conceal his own mangled form, right ? Yeah.

Okay. That was me beneath the armor.

The hulk-- a normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next.

Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up.

So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big
regret.

Yeah. The girl that got away.

Look, do yourself a favor, brodie.

Don't wait. Because all the money, all the women,

[ Chuckles ] even all the comic books in the world,

They can't substitute for that one person.

I don't know. All the comics in the world ? Trust me, true
believer.

Well, good talking to you. Keep up all the good work.

You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em.

- Hey, stan. - Yeah ?

- She really meant

I'd give it all up, all of it,

For just one more day with her.

Take care.

Stan. Hi.

I think he bought it.
What kind of story'd you give him ?

Oh, it was the vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the spiderman
anniversary issue.

"Love be a vulture tonight."

[ Laughs ]

I can't thank you enough. Oh, forget it.

But, you know, I think you ought to get him some help.

He seems to be really hung up on superhero sex organs.

But he'll outgrow it. Okay.