The Thrice-Named

 Knock, Knock! Who's There? 

Mickey. Mickey who? 

Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mantle, 

Mickey Rourke, Mickey Finn, 

Mickey Dolenz, Mickey Knox. 

Guilty? You bet your ass. 

But I think Charles Manson 

said it best when he said -- 

"I'm not herrrre, man...

I'm not here!" 

I don't blame Mickey or Mallory. 

I blame Ajax and Jack Frost and Frosted Flakes 

and Achy Breaky, Lyndon Johnson, Johnny Cash, 

Johnny Carson, Johnny Quest. 

I blame the Pope, and Pop-Tarts, 

the Popile Pocket Fisherman. Ahh!

I blame Jif, and jazz and O.J. Simpson, 

JFK, RFK, FDR, FBI, CIA, STP, 

AFL, CIO, ABC, NBC, JVC, VCR. 

I blame John Wilkes Booth 

and 

Sirhan Sirhan Sirhan 

and 

Mary Tyler Moore. 

I blame all people who 

use three names. 

Big Bird, Guilty, 

Barney, Guilty! 

I blame Jesus Christ 

and Jon Bon Jovi! 

I stick my right index finger 

in Wayne Newton's left eyeball! 

Not their parents, not drugs, 

not Society-at-Large. 

Do you want to know who I really blame? 

The Pittsburgh Pirates, because in 1947, 

Major League Baseball scouted 

a hot young pitching prospect 

named Fidel Castro. 

Hot outta Havana High, he had big speed 

and a nasty curveball but at the last minute, 

the teams all rescinded their offers. 

Just think about that - If Fidel had been drafted, huh huh? 

No Bay of Pigs, no Kennedy assassination, no cover-up, 

no Vietnam, no Nixon, no Ford, no bell-bottoms, 

no Brady Bunch, no earthshoes, no Reagan, no crack. 

No, we'd all be eating hotdogs and apple-pie 

and smoking big fat Cuban cigars. 

M-I-C. 

See you real soon. 

K-E-Y

Why? Because 

They Want To, 

That's Why. 

The Force of Grace

He's..... like FIRE, and ICE, and RAGE.

He's like The Night and The Storm 

at The Heart of The Sun.

He's Ancient and Forever. 

He Burns at The Centre of Time 

and He can See The Turn of The Universe.

And He's Wonderful.

Is there a Fifth Force of Nature? - BBC News

The Forces of Nature we experience every day can be reduced to just four categories: Gravity, Electromagnetism, The Strong Force and The Weak Force.

But physicists at a laboratory near Chicago conducting the Muon g-2 experiment say they have found possible signs of 

A Fifth Fundamental Force.

The UK's Science and Technology Facilities Council (STFC) said it provides strong evidence for the existence of an undiscovered sub-atomic particle or new force". 

But the results don't add up to a conclusive discovery yet.

There is Good and There is Evil.

By any analysis, Evil should always win. 

Good is not a practical Survival Strategy. 

It requires Loyalty, Self-Sacrifice and er, Love. 

So, why does Good prevail? 

What keeps The Balance 

between Good and Evil 

in this Appalling Universe?

 

Is there some kind of Logic? 

Some Mysterious Force?

EGON SPENGLER: 

Vinz, you said before you were 

waiting for A Sign. 

What Sign are You Waiting for?

LOUIS TULLY: 

Gozer The Traveller! 

He will come in one 

of the pre-chosen forms. 

During The Rectification of the Vuldronaii, 

The Traveller came 

as a Large and Moving Torb. 

[Egon looks towards Janine] 

Then, during The Third Reconciliation of the Last of the Meketrex Supplicants, they chose a new form for Him, 

that of A Giant Sloar! 

Many Shubs and Zulls knew what it was 

to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day, I can tell you.

Your Honor, 

Ladies and Gentlemen of the--

of The Audience. 

I don't think it's fair 

to call My Clients 'frauds'. 

Okay, so the blackout was 

a big problem for everybody, okay? 

I was stuck in an elevator for two

hours and I had to make the whole time. 

But I don't blame them. 

Because one time, I turned into a dog 

and they helped me. 

Thank you.