Showing posts with label Idiocracy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Idiocracy. Show all posts

Friday, 20 June 2025

Lead, Follow, or Get Out of the Way

Lead, Follow, or Get Out of the Way

Pvt. Joe Bowers: 
I don't want a new assignment. 
I tell Sergeant Metsler that 
every time. I'm good at this.

Sgt. Keller: 
Good at what? Sittin' on ass? 
No one ever comes in here.

Pvt. Joe Bowers: 
Yeah, I know. It's perfect for me. 
No one bothers me. I can't screw up. 
If I can just stay in here another eight years, 
I get my pension. I'm all set.

Why me? Every time Metsler 
says, "Lead, follow, or 
get out of the way,
I get out of the way.

Sgt. Keller: 
Yeah, when he says that, 
you're not supposed to
choose "get out of the way.
It's supposed to embarrass you 
into Leading - or at least Following.

Pvt. Joe Bowers: 
That doesn't embarrass me.
[referring to his replacement
Shouldn't I train this guy?

Sgt. Keller: 
I think he can figure out how to sit 
on his ass and watch TV all day.