of Executive Intelligence Review.
Tuesday, 15 March 2022
Satanic Subversion of the U.S. Military by Jeffrey Steinberg
of Executive Intelligence Review.
Monday, 31 May 2021
Watch My Dreams
The SIMULANT CAPTAIN's face appears on the monitor.
SIMULANT CAPTAIN:
We have made some improvements to your craft.
Now at least you may prove to be of some small amusement.
SIMULANT LIEUTENANT:
You have two Earth minutes before we attack.
RIMMER:
Let's get out of here.
CAT:
Wait, I know This Game.
It's called Cat and Mouse,
and there's only one way to win --
Don't Be The Mouse.
LISTER:
What are you saying?
CAT:
I'm saying,
The Mouse never wins.
Not unless you believe those
lying cartoons.
We Don't Run, We Strike.
It's The Last Thing They'll Be Expecting.
RIMMER:
No, The Last Thing They'll Be Expecting
is for us to turn into ice-skating mongooses
and to dance The Bolero.
And your plan makes
about as much sense.
LISTER:
I Say "Go with it."
KRYTEN:
Agreed.
CAT:
You're gonna go with one of my plans?
Are you nuts?
What happens if we all get killed?
I'll never hear the last of it!
13 Model Shot.
Starbug pivots in flight
and fires it's new laser cannons into the side
of the simulant ship.
14 Int. Simulant Ship.
The simulants look worried.
SIMULANT CAPTAIN:
What are They doing?
Power up The Weapons!
15 Int. Starbug Cockpit.
LISTER:
Nailed Them.
16 Int. Simulant Ship.
SIMULANT LIEUTENANT:
Fluke hit.
SIMULANT CAPTAIN:
Take them with Us.
SIMULANT LIEUTENANT:
Can't return fire.
SIMULANT CAPTAIN:
Hack into their navigation computer.
Transmit
The Armageddon Virus.
17 Int. Stabug cockpit.
The NaviComp starts to spark.
LISTER:
What is it ?
KRYTEN:
The NaviComp, something's wrong.
SIMULANT CAPTAIN:
(On screen)
See you in Silicon Hell.
18 Model Shot.
The simulant ship explodes.
19 Int. Starbug Cockpit.
KRYTEN:
Shutdown all network links.
The navicomp has been infected with
A Virus.
LISTER:
The NaviComp has frozen us out,
we're locked on this course.
If we carry on ahead at this speed,
how long before we hit Trouble?
RIMMER:
Well if you define 'Trouble' as a rather large moon
directly in our path, about 38 minutes.
KRYTEN:
Sir, The Only Solution is for me to
contract The Virus myself,
analyze it's structure
and
attempt to create a software antidote
before it wipes out my core program.
Do I have your permission to sacrifice myself, sirs?
RIMMER:
Do Lemmings like cliffs?
Granted!
KRYTEN:
I am going to have to create
A Dove Program.
CAT:
Dove program?
KRYTEN:
A Dove Program spreads Peace through The System,
obliterating the viral cells as it goes.
KRYTEN puts on head sensors
and contracts the virus from the navicomp.
KRYTEN:
The Virus is extremely complex.
I will have to dedicate all my
run-time to its solution.
Shutting down all non essential systems.
LISTER:
Is there anything we can do?
Can we help?
KRYTEN:
WATCH MY DREAMS.
*******
CAT:
Wait, we're getting something.
21 Ext. Streets Of Laredo. Day.
The Monitor clears and KRYTEN is shown,
dressed as a Sheriff in an 1800's
Western town.
He is Drunk.
He throws an empty whisky bottle away
before pausing before a wanted poster
of the Apocalypse boys
and entering a saloon.
22 Int. Ops Room.
CAT:
What is This?
LISTER:
I think we've tapped directly into
whatever passes for Kryten's sub-concious.
CAT:
Why is he A Sheriff in Some Old Western?
Because The Sheriff is allowed to Kill People --
Under Certain Circumstances.
Unlike A Policeman, he is
Hired, Elected and Paid
by The Community to DO it.
Because They Can't.
And sometimes, on The Frontier,
People Need to be Killed.
LISTER:
Must be how his core program is coping with
The Battle against The Virus.
For whatever reason it's converted The Struggle
into some kind of dream.
23 Int. Saloon. Day.
Busy.
A PIANO PLAYER plays a honky tonk version
of Red Dwarf theme :
KRYTEN enters and tries to steer
his way towards the bar.
He passes JIMMY - a smooth oaf,
playing cards with some unruly COWPOKES.
JIMMY:
Well, well, well Sheriff, fancy seeing
A Man of your sober disposition
in a low-down drinking establishment.
KRYTEN:
Now, now boys, I don't want any Trouble.
Just doing my rounds.
As KRYTEN steps toward the bar JIMMY trips him up.
KRYTEN:
You shouldn't ought to have done that Jimmy.
There is a scrape of stools and tables
and JIMMY stands, hands on guns.
JIMMY:
Why don't you try it, Sheriff.
They say you used to be faster
than a toilet stop in rattlesnake country.
KRYTEN:
Sorry I tripped over your boot there Mr Jimmy, sir. Arrrhhheeemm.
Didn't mean any harm by it.
KRYTEN turns to the bar.
KRYTEN:
Give me two fingers of your best sipping liquor, Miss Lola,
and make it the smooth stuff —
The stuff where you get your eyesight back after two days. Guaranteed.
JIMMY:
( Looking out of The Saloon Doors )
The Apocalypse Boys is Here.
( General Panic, giving way to hushed silence. )
They's asking for you, Sheriff.
KRYTEN:
I'll be right out.
KRYTEN takes numerous gulps of whisky
before leaving the saloon to face
The Apocalypse Boys on The Porch.
24 Ext. Streets Of Laredo. Day.
The FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE
sit menacingly on horseback outside the saloon.
The bat-wing doors part and a nervous
KRYTEN emerges swigging from a bottle of hooch.
KRYTEN:
I don't believe I've had the pleasures, sirs.
DEATH spits out some chewing tobacco,
which fizzles on the street like acid.
DEATH:
The Name's Death.
And These Here're My Brothers.
Brother War...
WAR laughs and flames shoot out of his mouth.
DEATH:
Brother Famine...
Fat FAMINE nods and takes a bite of chicken.
DEATH:
and Brother Pestilence.
PESTILENCE grins, showing horrible broken teeth.
He swipes idly at the swarm of buzzing flies around his head.
KRYTEN:
Well, you seem like a nice neighbourly bunch of boys.
How can I be Of Service?
All FOUR APOCALYPSE BOYS draw,
shooting KRYTEN's hat off,
and his bottle from his hand,
as he dances around trying to avoid the hail of bullets.
Finally the gunfire stops.
DEATH:
We want your sorry ass out of Here.
You got one hour.
DEATH spits a sizzler again, and THE FOUR HORSEMEN turn and gallop under
a dangling sign:
'YOU ARE NOW LEAVING EXISTENCE'
and as The HORSEMEN
ride under it, They disappear.
KRYTEN takes off His Sheriff's Star
and throws it on The Ground.
25 Int. Ops Room.
LISTER:
He's losing The Battle.
Look at his lifesigns, they're barely registering.
CAT:
Isn't there some way we can
Get in There and Help Him?
Somehow turn ourselves
into tiny electronic people
and get into His Dream?
Isn't there some sort of gizmo
lying around someplace that can do that?
And if not, (slaps table) why not?!
RIMMER:
Look, I think we've all got something
we can bring to this discussion.
But I think from now on,
the thing you should bring is Silence.
LISTER:
No, no, no, I think he's got something.
CAT:
Twice in one lifetime!
When you're hot, you're hot.
LISTER:
If we link up the Artificial Reality console to Kryten's Mind,
we should be able to project directly into his dream state
like it was a normal Computer Game.
CAT:
What did I tell you?
We don't even have to leave the room!
RIMMER:
What about me?
LISTER:
We'll shut all extraneous systems
and power up your hard-light drive.
Come on guys, lets get these wagons rolling.
Tuesday, 27 April 2021
I think a lot about Meteors
noetic (adj.)
"pertaining to, performed by, or originating in the intellect," 1650s, from Greek noētikos "intelligent," from noēsis "a perception, intelligence, thought" (see noesis).
Related: Noetical (1640s).
noesis (n.)
"intellect, intelligence," 1820, from Greek noēsis "intelligence, thought," from noein "to see, perceive, have mental perception," from noos "mind, thought" which is of uncertain origin.
( Leela has just helped to transfer The Flag — The TARDIS hatstand — back to the main control room )
LEELA:
We've never been
in here before!
DOCTOR:
You've never been
in here before.
LEELA:
What is it?
DOCTOR:
Number Two control room —
been closed for redecoration.
I Don't Like The Colour.
LEELA:
White isn't a colour.
DOCTOR:
That's The Trouble
with Computers.
Always Think in Black and White.
No aquamarines, no blues,
no imagination.
(The time rotor stops.)
LEELA:
Have we stopped?
DOCTOR:
No, we haven't stopped.
(The viewscreen opens.)
LEELA:
Have we materialised?
DOCTOR:
Yes.
LEELA:
Where?
DOCTOR:
Solar System, between
Jupiter and Saturn.
About 5000 AD.
5000 AD?
We're still in the time of your ancestors.
LEELA:
Ancestors?
DOCTOR:
Yes. That was the year of the great breakout.
LEELA:
The great what?
DOCTOR:
Mmm. When your forefathers went
leapfrogging across the solar system
on their way to the stars.
Asteroid belt's probably teeming with them now.
New Frontiersmen, Pioneers
waiting to spread across The Galaxy
like a tidal wave.
Or a disease.
LEELA:
Why 'disease'?
I thought you
liked Humanity?
DOCTOR:
Oh, I do, I do.
Some of my best
friends are humans.
But when they get together in great numbers,
other lifeforms sometimes suffer.
(Andred tries to activate the scanner.)
ANDRED:
It's jammed.
DOCTOR:
Yes. And it's going to stay jammed until the invaders have gone.
You see, while I'm in here,
they can't touch me,
and they can't read my thoughts.
You mean, They can Travel along any form
of broadcast wavelength?
Tom :
Yes, and materialise at the end of it.
But until They do materialise,
I can't identify their planet of origin
But You have access to
of Knowledge in The Universe.
Well, I do talk to myself
I mean, The Matrix.
Oh. Oh, that old thing.
Yeah. There's a problem there.
I've been under a bit of a strain recently.
You see, The Matrix has
been invaded.
ANDRED:
The Matrix has been invaded?
DOCTOR:
Yes.
ANDRED :
Why haven't you explained this to
The Supreme Council?
Shush.
Because They can read thoughts.
Even encephalographic patterns.
That's why I've plugged K9
into The Matrix instead of Me --
He's got no brains, you see.
Sorry about that, K9.
Can you Trust A Machine?
DOCTOR:
This one I can --
He's My Second-Best Friend.
[Titan base]
[Base control]
[Mess]
[Titan base]
DOCTOR:
Leela? Leela, where are you?
[Mess]
[Titan base]
[Mess]
[Titan base]
Part Two
[Titan base]
[Titan base airlock]
[Titan base]
[Bi-Al Foundation]
[Isolation ward]