Showing posts with label Jedi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jedi. Show all posts

Wednesday, 23 May 2018

What if The Real SJWs are The Jedi Order..?


"A Vergence, You Say..?"

He's a Vergence - obviously he is.

If you abolish The Sith (although that is not exactly what happened) without symltaneously abolishing The Jedi, then

THE UNIVERSE WILL COMPENSATE
and
SELF-CORRECT

Something will arise

OUT OF NOWHERE
(Like a Boil)

to restore Balance


But The Jedi do not want Balance -

They want 

Peace+Justice

Hope+Change

What Luke Skywalker achieved is not what he intended - 

Sons Never Are.

he unified  

The Sith 

and 

The Jedi Order

as a lineage under The Rule of Two

(Him and His Father - for all of 5 minutes)


And then FAILED to sire a Son...

Which is why Leia's Son is no good -

She's The Hearth.

So They Have to Kill Each Other 

And Start Over.

Monday, 21 May 2018

Great Disturbers of The Force : When Three Men Enter, Two Men Leave


In The End — There can Be Only Two.

The Chymical Wedding


Always Two, There Are - 
No More, No Less.
A Master, and An Apprentice.


And an Applicant.

Which Shall Be Destroyed...?
The Master, or The Apprentice...?


Or The Applicant..?

Three Men Enter - Two Jedi, One Sith
Three Men Leave - 
One Jedi, One Sith, One Sith/Jedi






•WISH GRANTED•



Clearly, you can't.

Dooku never got this far —

He had to renounce The Jedi Order in order to claim his hereditary title of Count on his homeworld, and he never made it onto The Jedi Council -

So he was never a Jedi Master and a Sith Lord 
at the same time




Vader is A Jedi Master/Sith Lord who decides to serve Evil
(Because he thinks his wife and child are dead and there is nothing to live for)

Luke is a Sith Lord/Jedi Master who decides to be Good
(In order to redeem his Father)

This is Balance.

But then his father dies - 

This is a problem...