Showing posts with label DOES NOT EXIST. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DOES NOT EXIST. Show all posts

Monday, 9 June 2025

DOES NOT EXIST



“…. once you THINK something exists and 
then you find out it doesn't, it's WORSE than 
not knowing it existed in the first place —”

Ted: 

You're acting like we lost The Game already,

yeah? Why don't you have a little Hope?


Mae: 

Aw, Ted — Haven't you lived here  long enough 

to realise…? It's The Hope that kills you.




Doctor Who- Missing in Action 1993



Since it began in 1963 there have been over 700 docu episodes in which the doctor pitted his time lord wits against the evil forces of the universe and Beyond but in the 70s Financial pressures forced a clear out of the BBC bols and many do 2 Classics were lost -- or were they...? 

Today, 110 episodes officially, 
DO NOT EXIST 

"....it represents a very, very sorry 
state of British Television, the words 
DOES NOT EXIST -- It's just….material 
that was deemed NON-marketable 
was worthless and just thrown away 
into a skip, and then incinerated, or, 
the videotape was wiped and re-used"

"It's..... I think it's disgusting, personally --"

Record producer Ian Lavine has devoted his life 
to recovering missing episodes, and dreams of a day 
when every last one is BACK at The BBC --

".....back in 1978, when we were looking 
for old Doctor Who episodes, 
there was a rumor going around 
that there were LOADS of them, held 
by BBC Enterprises -- Finally, I arranged 
for someone at The BBC to TAKE 
me down, to see what was there -- 
I walked in and I saw this first Dalek story
about to be junked and I felt a mixture 
of both Horror and Elation --

I think The Horror took overthough -- 

I threw an absolute 
fit, and we found out, 
the woman at 
BBC Enterprises, 
who was in charge of 
destroying these prints; 
We went running into 
her office and she says, 

"Yeah, I don’t see what all The Fuss is about, 
no one WANTS them, they're just 
old black and white prints." 

And I got really agitated, and I said 
"I want them! I've just got 
CLEARANCE from The BBC 
to come down and BUY these 
episodes, and suddenly, 
here I am, and they're 
being DESTROYED!

"-- that is The Way that things were 
Done in those days, I'm afraid --
Doctor Who fans are obsessive
and there is A Refusal to ACCEPT 
the fact that some of these episodes 
DON'T exist and will not turn up

You always hear the phrase 
"Somewhere, it's GOT 
to be out there --

It's as if by wishing so hard, you can 
WILL it into existence...."

...but there IS a chance that copies sold 
around the world DO still exist -- 

"I, single-handedly turned up 
35 missing episodes over the years, 
that wouldn't EXIST if I hadn't 
found them; I've spent hours and hours 
and hours on the phone, ringing all 
over the world to all corners of the globe, 
trying to chase down Doctor Who episodes -- 
Nigeria, Cyprus, The Ascension Islands, New Zealand; 
one phone bill alone came in at £4,000."

The world of Doctors Who is very, very rife with rumors
all these kind of Intrigue and Counter-plots going on --

You get people who just phone anonymously, 
and people who just say they've got this, got that
and then don't keep appointments -- full of hoaxers. 
There are a vast amount of hoaxes --

Driving halfway up the country to meet people 
and they never even turned up, that sort of thing; 
the best analogy would be like a - a spy series, 
Doctor Who is BIG Money, believe me 
it is Big, BIG Money....

There are people like me who would, 
well, kill to see this stuff again --"

….but there is one episode every Doctor Who fan 
wants to recover; the final part of The Tenth Planet
first shown in 1966 — a few seconds do exist ; a classic scene 
where the doctor regenerates for the first time 
but the rest dematerialized in 1973;
however, if the rumors are right, that 
somewhere that episode Does Exist —

“…some friends of mine started getting letters from a character 
calling himself Roger K Barrett and and was willing to sell 
the episode to them for, £500 was the initial asking price --

He... became more and more greedy -- 
asking for £800he just wanted The Money --
eventually they contacted me and 
asked me to help, so I tried to get 
hold of this character too, and I'm afraid 
I was strung along like everyone else --

He sent me what he claimed 
was a recording of the program; 
it turned out to be completely blank -- um, 
he said he'd destroyed the original film --

‘Roger Barrett’ NEVER HAD The Tenth Planet Part 4 --
this was all one big hoax and they fell for it hook, line 
and sinker : Roger K. Barrett DOES Not Exist  --

“…. once you THINK something exists 
and then you find out it doesn't, it's 
WORSE than not knowing it existed 
in the first place; and the absolute, 
utter depths of Despair when we 
found out it was just a blank tape
and it was all a hoax -- you've NO 
idea what it felt like...

If I could get hold 
of this ‘Roger K. Barrett', 
I think I'd just grab hold of him 
by the scruff of his neck and 
choke him until I found out 
WHY he'd misled everybody --

What kind of IDIOTS does 
he take us all for..?! 

...I wish I could get hold of him --"