HARE

TOMMY :

What's coursing?

TURKISH :

Hare coursing.

They set two lurchers... 

They're dogs, before you ask.

On a Hare.

And The Hare has to outrun the dogs.

TOMMY :

So, what if it doesn't?

TURKISH :

Well, the big rabbit gets fucked, doesn't it?

TOMMY :

Proper fucked?

TURKISH :

Yeah, Tommy.

Before Zee Germans get there.

It's a Film I Like, So I've Decided That I Was Actually in it, Taking Part.

Can I ask you a Question, Colin?

Do You Remember When We Were Chasing Zee Germans,
and We Were Punched Through The Windscreen,
But them We Fell under That Lorry, 
But climbed back onto it and beat The Driver up...?

When We Were Chasing The Nazis -
They'd stolen The Ark of The Covenant
and We Were Trying to get it back.

Well, at The End,
We're tied to a stake, stuck in The Ground,
and then You Lot open up The Ark of The Covenant, 
and 
The Wrath of God 
comes out and

MELTS YOUR FACE