The Storm had now definitely abated, and what thunder there was now grumbled over more distant hills, like a man saying 'And another thing...' twenty minutes after admitting he's lost the argument.
The Joker :
How can you shoot women?
And children..?
The Vietnam War Helicopter Door-Gunner :
S’easy!
Just try not to lead ‘em too much!
[ Because nursing women, old women, women without sports-bras and children run less fast than adult men ]
Hyah-haha!
Ain’t War Hell...?
Andrew:
We are really super-villains now, like... like Dr. No.
Warren:
Yeah, back when Bond was Connery, and movies were decent.
Jonathan:
Who remembers Connery?
I mean, Roger Moore was smooth.
Warren:
You're Insane.
You're Short, and you're Insane.
Andrew:
I like Timothy Dalton!
Hey!
Warren:
Don't make me pull over, okay?
••••••••
Warren: Connery is Bond. He had style.
Jonathan: Yeah, but Roger Moore was funny.
Warren: Moonraker? The gondola turns into a hovercraft? It's retarded.
Besides, the guy had, like, no edge.
Andrew: Dalton had edge. In Licence to Kill he was a rogue agent. That's edgy.
And he was amazing in The Living Daylights.
Jonathan:
Yeah, which was written for Roger Moore, not Timothy Dalton!
Warren:
Okay, this is stupid!
We're wasting time.
End of Discussion.
I mean, there's a shot of like pigeons, doing double-takes when the gondola blasted by!
Moonraker... is inexcusable.
••••••
Warren:
Connery is the only actor of the bunch.
Andrew:
Timothy Dalton should get an Oscar and beat Sean Connery over the head with it!
Andrew:
Oh, she's coming over here! What do we do?
Warren:
Jonathan, grab your magic bone.
