Isn't publically offering a $5million dollar personal check to a sitting President with the aim of soliciting special favours or services in kind a serious federal offence..?
Sure, it might be made out to "a charity of your choice", but that's just the same as offering a cop who pulls you over to make a spontaneous donation to the Fraternal Order of Police Benevolent Fund or private fundraising for Central American Contra Death Squads in order to pay for them to have food and adequate medical supplies in the field. And not bazookas.
Didn't he claim to be "totally satisfied" the last time once he saw the long form birth certificate?
What's he going to demand next time? Paternity test? Cheek swab? Skin sample? The Suddentenland?
The real painful truth about Donald Trump is this: he is, in actuality, a TERRIBLE businessman.
And unbelievably, just by sheer virtue of the fact no-one's ever sumouned the will or the patience to tell it to him straight, he actually believes he's a one-man corporate genius, demigod of a tycoon and that his hair and his face look either natural or good. And not like Snooki's delinquent absentee father/deadbeat Dad.
He doesn't have the intellectual or financial prowess to calculate a tip properly.
Check out some of these failed business schemes that have bankrupted other people (never him) about four or five times now... They're just awful, ideas TERRIBLE business pitches with absoulutely no market and no future:-
Of particular note:
personal debt of $900 million. That's not the companies he owns. At the time, his companies were in $3.5 billion of corporate debt. No, he himself owed almost a billion dollars personally after somehow convincing the world he was worth more than NASA's 30-year Voyager missions to Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune and Uranus.
You could offer to buy everyone in the United States a drink and not owe as much money as he did. He could have personally cancelled out the Seychelles' economy by moving there.
Read more: 10 Stories About Donald Trump You Won't Believe Are True | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/blog/10-stories-about-donald-trump-you-wont-believe-are-true/#ixzz2AHtTddqM
Oh, I can't resist it any longer....
Just one last time, for old time's sake...