Showing posts with label Indiana Jones. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Indiana Jones. Show all posts

Sunday 8 October 2023

Rock




Family Portrait, 1984.


Dr. Henry Jones Jr. : 
Hello.

Prime Minister Chattar Lal :
I should say you look rather lost.
But then I cannot imagine where in The World 
The Three of You would look at Home.

Dr. Henry Jones Jr. : 
We're not lost.
We're on our way to Delhi.
This is Miss Scott.
This is Mr. Round.

Short-Round.

Dr. Henry Jones Jr. :
My Name is Indiana Jones.

Prime Minister Chattar Lal :
DrJones, the eminent archaeologist?

Ms. Willie Scott :
Hard to believe, isn't it?

Prime Minister Chattar Lal :
Ah. I remember first hearing 
Your Name when I was 
up at Oxford.

Dr. Henry Jones Jr. :
Oh.

Prime Minister Chattar Lal :
I'm Chattar Lal, Prime Minister 
to His Highness, The Maharaja 
of Pankot.
(takes Willie’s Hand —)
I'm enchanted.

Enchanted.

Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.


Dr. Henry Jones Jr. :
Welcome to Pankot Palace!

Enchanted, huh?



Shorty, where's my razor?

We are fortunate tonight to have 
so many unexpected visitors.

This is Captain Blumburtt.

And you, sir, are 
Dr.Jones, I presume.

I am, Captain.

Captain Blumburtt and his troops 
are on a routine inspection tour.

The British find it 
amusing to inspect us 
at their convenience.

I do hope, sir, that it's not, uh, 
inconvenient to you, uh... sir.

The British worry so 
about Their Empire.
Makes us all feel like 
well-cared-for children.

Ah... You look beautiful.

I think The Maharaja is swimming in loot.
Maybe it wasn't such a bad idea 
coming here after all.

You Look like A Princess.

Mr. Lal, what do they call 
The Maharaja's wife?

Prime Minister Chattar Lal :
His Highness has not 
yet taken A Wife.

….How interesting.
Well, uh, maybe it's because he 
hasn't found the right woman.

His Supreme Highness, 
Guardian of Pankot Tradition, 
The Maharaja of Pankot, 
Zalim Singh.

That's the maharaja?

A kid?!

Maybe he like older women.

Dr. Henry Jones Jr. :
Captain Blumburtt was just telling me something 
of the interesting History of The Palace... 
the importance it played in The Mutiny.

Prime Minister Chattar Lal :
It seems The British never 
forget The Mutiny of 1857.



Yes, well, you know, 
I think there are other events before The Mutiny
going back a centuryback to the time of Clive,
that are more interesting.


Prime Minister Chattar Lal :
And what events are those, Dr. Jones?

Well, if Memory serves Me correctly, this area, 
this province, was the center of activity 
for The Thuggee.

Ah!

Snake... surprise.

What's the surprise?

Dr. Jones, you know perfectly well The Thuggee cult 
has been dead for nearly a century.

Yes, of course.

Capt. Blumburtt :
The Thuggee was an obscenity that 
worshipped Kali with Human Sacrifices.
The British Army nicely 
did-away with them.

Well, I suppose stories of 
The Thuggee die hard.


Prime Minister Chattar Lal :
There are no stories anymore.

Dr. Henry Jones Jr. :
I'm not so sure…
We came from a small village.
The peasants there told us Pankot Palace was growing 
powerful again because of some ancient evil.

Prime Minister Chattar Lal :
Village stories, Dr. Jones. 
They're just fear and folklore.
You're beginning to worry 
Captain Blumburtt.

I'm not worried, Mr. Prime Minister, 
just, uh... just, um, interested.

Ah... what?
You are not eating?

I had bugs for lunch.
Give me your hat.

Why?

'Cause I'm gonna puke in it.

Oh!


Dr. Henry Jones Jr. :
You know, The Villagers also told us
Pankot Palace had taken something.

Prime Minister Chattar Lal :
Dr. Jones, in our country, it's not usual 
for a guest to insult his host.


Dr. Henry Jones Jr. :
I'm sorry — I thought we were talking about folklore.

Excuse me, sir, do you have anything simple, like soup?


Prime Minister Chattar Lal :
What exactly was it they say was stolen?

Dr. Henry Jones Jr. :
A sacred rock.

Ha!

Prime Minister Chattar Lal :
You see, Captain -- 
a rock!

Ah!


Dr. Henry Jones Jr. :
Ah... something connected The Villagers' rock 
and the old legend of The Sankara stones.

Prime Minister Chattar Lal :
Dr. Jones, we are all vulnerable to vicious rumors.
I seem to remember that in Honduras, you 
were accused of being a grave-robber 
rather than an archaeologist.

Dr. Henry Jones Jr. :
Well, The Newspapers greatly 
exaggerated The Incident.

Prime Minister Chattar Lal :
And wasn't it The Sultan of Madagascar 
who threatened to cut Your Head off 
if you ever returned to His Country?

Dr. Henry Jones Jr. :
No, it wasn't My Head.

Prime Minister Chattar Lal :
Then Your Hands, perhaps.

Dr. Henry Jones Jr. :
No, it wasn't my hands, it was my...
my misunderstanding.

Prime Minister Chattar Lal :
Exactly what we have here, Dr. Jones.


I have heard the evil stories of The Thuggee cult.
I thought The Stories were told to frighten children.

Later, I learnt The Thuggee cult was once real 
and did of unspeakable things.

I am ashamed of what happened 
here so many years ago, 
and I assure you this will never 
happen again in My Kingdom.


Dr. Henry Jones Jr. :
If I offended you...
then I am sorry.

Ah, dessert!
Chilled Monkey Brains

Saturday 7 October 2023

Destiny and The Fates





“The essential and original Meaning
of course, is A Program for A Ritual
and The Ritual is Mag!k — 

The Four Letters are simply 
The Four Beats in Wilhelm Reich's formula : 
muscular tension --> electrical charge --> 
electrical discharge --> muscular relaxation

In short, as Freud once noted, 
every sexual act involves, 
at a minimum, FOUR parties :
The Father and Son provide 
a "Fist" and a "Nail"; 
[ OR, A Portal and A Door ]
The Mother and Daughter 
provide Two "Windows." 

The case of the Chicago schizophrenic 
killer William Heirens
who experienced orgasm when 
climbing through windows, 
demonstrates that this symbolism 
does not have to be taught and is 
INHERENT in The Human Mind, 
although always subject 
to the distortion exemplified 
by the Saures.

Finally, The Universal Blessing given 
is intimately involved with 
The YHVH formula: 

I bless Ra, the fierce sun burning bright 
I bless Isis-Luna in the night
I bless the air, The Horus-Hawk
I bless The Earth on which I walk

The Fiery Father
The Watery Mother
The Airy Son, and 
The Earthy Daughter 
are all THERE
just as they are in every 
alchemical formula.

But We Say “No More” at this point, 
lest The Reader begin 
seeking for a 5 = 4 equation 
to balance the 5 = 6.”



Tuesday 3 August 2021

The King’s Evil Brother





Don't get clever, Boris.
You don't know him.

Know him. 
Know him.

You don't know him!
You don't know him!

You don't know him! 
You don't know...



Prof. Henry Jones, Jr. :
Ox has got the skull.
Marion, take the wheel.

Henry Jones III :
That's not fair. 
She drove the truck.

Prof. Henry Jones, Jr. :
Don't be a child.
Find something to fight with.

The King’s Evil Brother :
[His Arms, wide — ]
Jonesey!
Jonesey!

Prof. Henry Jones, Jr. :
Hi, Mac.
[PUNCH!]

The King’s Evil Brother :
Indy. Indy! Indy!

Prof. Henry Jones, Jr. :
Shut up! Shut up!


The King’s Evil Brother :
You stupid son of a bitch! 
I'm CIA.

Prof. Henry Jones, Jr. :
CIA?

The King’s Evil Brother :
I almost screamed it at you in the tent.
I said, "Just like Berlin."
What were we in Berlin, mate?

BOTH :
Double agents!


The King’s Evil Brother :
Sorry, Jonesey.

Prof. Henry Jones, Jr. :
So what are you, a triple agent?

The King’s Evil Brother :
Nah, I just lied about being a double.


Ego, The Living Planet :
And that is when I came… to a profound realization. 
My innate desire to seek out other life was not so that I could walk among that life. 

Peter… I have found meaning.

I call it The Expansion. 

It is My Purpose… 
and now it is Yours as well.

Over thousands of years, I implanted thousands of extensions of myself on thousands of worlds. 
I need to fulfill 
Life’s one true purpose… 

To grow and spread… 
covering all that exists… 
until everything is… Me!


I only had one problem :
A single Celestial doesn’t have enough power for such an enterprise. 

But two Celestials… 
Well, now, that just might do.

Out of all my labors, the most beguiling was attempting to graft my DNA with that of another species. 

I hoped the result of such a coupling would be enough to 
Power The Expansion. 

I had Yondu deliver some of them to me. 
It broke the Ravager code, 
but I compensated him generously… 
and to ease his conscience, 
I said I’d never hurt them. 

I mean, that was true. 
They never felt a thing

But one after the other, they failed me. 
Not one of them carried the Celestial genes.

 Until you, Peter.

 Out of all my spawn…
only you carried the connection to The Light.

For the first time in my existence… 
I am truly NOT ALONE! 

[notices Peter's sad expression] 
What is it, son?

Peter Quill: 
My friends.

Ego : 
You see, that’s The Mortal 
in you, Peter.

Quill: 
Yes.

Ego
We are beyond such things.

Quill
Yes.

Ego
Now…

Quill
But My Mother… 
You said you loved My Mother.

Ego
And that I did. 

My river Lily who knew all the words to every song that came over the radio. 

I returned to Earth to see her 3 times. 
And I knew if I returned a fourth… 
I’d never leave. 

The Expansion… 
The Reason for my very existence, 
would be over. 

So, I did what I had to do. 
But it broke my heart to 
put that tumor in her head.


Peter Quill
[hearing this, he breaks off Ego's power] 
What?!?

Ego the Living Planet
Now, all right… 
I know that sounds bad. 

[in rage, Peter fires multiple Element Gun shots at Ego




The Judge and The Prophet Relationship



Stalin’s Favourite 
Pet Psychic Warrior :
You should ask Your Friend that Question.
We're certain he's been there.

Indiana Jones :
Oxley?
Ox, it's me, Indy.

Ox?

Ox, you're faking it, right?

The Judge :
"Through eyes that last I saw in tears..."

Indiana Jones :
Ox, listen to me, pal.
Your Name is Harold Oxley.
You were born in Leeds, England.

You and I went to school together
at the University of Chicago,
and you were never this interesting.

My name is...
My Name is Henry Jones, Jr.



Prof. Henry Jones, Jr. :
What have you done to him?

The King’s Evil Brother :
We ain't done a thing.
It's the bloody skull.

Stalin’s Favourite 
Pet Psychic Warrior :
He is The Divining Rod 
that will lead us to Akator.

But we need someone
to interpret him for us.

His mind, it seems, is quite weak.
Let's hope yours is stronger.

The Skull's Crystal stimulates an
undeveloped part of the human brain,
opening a psychic channel.

Oxley lost control of his mind
by staring too long into its eyes.

We believe you can get through to him
after you have done the same.

Prof. Henry Jones, Jr. :
I've got a better idea. 
You look at it.

Stalin’s Favourite Pet Psychic Warrior :
The Skull does not speak to everyoneit seems.

Surely you're not afraid, Dr. Jones.

You've spent your entire life
searching for answers.

Think of The Truth behind those eyes.

There may be hundreds of skulls at Akator.
Whoever finds them will control 
The Greatest Natural Force
The World has ever known.