Showing posts with label Lex Luthor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lex Luthor. Show all posts

Thursday, 13 October 2022

Dark Fruit







Ship :
Welcome. Analysis reveals 
Ship operating at 
37% efficiency
Would you like to assume 
Command

Luthor :
Yes, I would
Yes, I would


Ship :
Very well. Let's begin. 

The Kryptonian archive contains knowledge 
from 100,000 different worlds. 

Luthor :
Good. Teach me


Ship :
Alexander Luthor, 
your security override 
has been accepted. 

Genesis Chamber ready 
to analyse genetic sample. 

Acknowledging presence 
of genetic material. 
Analysing. 

I've identified the host 
as General Zod of Kandor. 

Acknowledging presence 
of foreign genetic material. 
Analysing. 

Luthor :
You flew too close to The Sun. 
Now look at you. 


Ship :
Advising. Action forbidden. 
It has been decreed 
by The Council of Krypton 
that none will ever again 
give life to a deformity 
so hateful to sight and memory. 

The Desecration without Name. 

Luthor :
And where is 
The Council of Krypton? 


Ship :
Destroyed, sir. 

Luthor :
Then proceed. 


Ship :
Very well. 
Preparing chrysalis and 
commencing metamorphosis. 

"And so we are left to wonder if Superman was aware of the threat and did nothing, was he then complicit in the Capitol tragedy?" 

Perry White :
Still no Kent? 

"His disappearance raises questions." 

No. 

"There are still so many unanswered questions. 
Chief among them, whether Superman was involved in the planning of this attack. 
I mean, here's an individual 
who has unlimited Power, 
yet did nothing to stop the bomb 
just a few feet away from him. 
It just doesn't add up for investigators. 

Burn him, burn him, burn him. 
Burn him, burn him, burn him. 

For 20 American, he didn't see you. 
Same for me. 

Now one FBI official familiar with this case 
told me they found quote, 
"A jackpot of bomb materials 
inside Keefe's apartment. " 

What they need to determine now 
is whether he had any help 
in the planning and execution 
of the bomb. 
And they haven't ruled out the idea that Superman was a co-conspirator

Now, my sources are telling me they are getting a barrage of anonymous and credible tips with all roads in this investigation leading to the Kryptonian visitor. 

Gotham Cop :
All right, Lois. 
You gotta go. 

Lois Lane :
He didn't know he was gonna die. 
He just bought groceries. 


The Martian Manhunter :
The Wheelchair and The Bullet 
from The Desert were made 
from the same metal. 

Lois Lane :
I know. The Desert. The Hearing
Everywhere Superman goes
Luthor wants Death

The Martian Manhunter 
But, Luthor goes through 
all of that Trouble..
Creates A Bomb out of 
A Wheelchair
and then alters it to 
reduce The Blast? 

Lois Lane :
What do you mean...? 

The Martian Manhunter 
The inside of The Chair 
was lined with Lead.
 
Lois Lane :
….You couldn't stop it;
You couldn't see it. 


On a Mountaintop :

Johnathan Kent's Ghost :
Something, isn't it? 
We Men of Kansas live on a pancake, 
so we come to The Mountains. 
All downhill from here, 
down to the floodplain. 
Farm at The Bottom of The World. 

I remember one season 
The Water came bad
I couldn't have been 12. 
Dad handed out the shovels 
and we went at it all night. 
We worked till, I think, I fainted. 
But we managed to Stop The Water. 
We Saved The Farm. 
Your grandma baked me a cake. 
Said I was A Hero. 
Later that day we found out 
we blocked The Water all right. 
We sent it upstream
The whole Lang farm 
washed away. 
While I ate My Hero Cake, 
their horses were drowning. 

I used to hear them 
wailing in my sleep. 

Clark :
Did the nightmares ever stop? 

Johnathan Kent's Ghost :
Yeah. When I met 
Your Mother. 
She gave me Faith that 
There's Good in This World. 
She was My World. 
I miss you, son. 

Clark :
I miss you too, Dad. 

•••••••

Alfred :
You know you can't win this. 
It's suicide

Bruce Wayne :
I'm older now than 
My Father ever was. 
This may be the only 
thing I do that matters. 

Alfred :
20 years of fighting criminals 
in Gotham amounts to nothing

Bruce Wayne :
Criminals are like 
weeds, Alfred. 
Pull one up, another 
grows in its place. 
This is about The Future 
of The World

This is My Legacy

My Father sat me 
down right here. 
Told me what 
Wayne Manor 
was built on. 

Railroads, 
real estates, 
and oil. 

The first generation 
made their fortune 
trading with The French. 
Pelts and skins. 
They were Hunters

Alfred :
.....so falls The House of Wayne. 

"We gotta wait for more evidence, 
but The Question still remains, where is he? 
If Superman was not involved, if he's got nothing to hide, then why hasn 't he been seen since the day of this tragedy? You can't point a finger and... I'm not pointing anything, Warren. Look. Ten fingers, see? 
If there is going to be a criminal... 
The night is here. Excuse me. 
Don't I know... 

Luthor :
Plain Lo in the morning. 
Lola in slacks. 
Lois Lane. Mmm. 
Come see The View. 
Um... Mmm-mmm. 
Now The Secret to The Height 
is the building material
It's light metals which 
sway a bit in the wind. 
Hmm. And you know something 
about LexCorp metals, 
don't you, Miss Lane? 

Lois Lane :
I've proven What You've Done


Luthor :
Wow, you're feisty. 
Unfortunately, that will blow away. 
Like sand in The Desert. 

Lois Lane :
You're psychotic. 

Luthor :
That is a three-syllable word 
for any thought too big 
for little minds

Hmm. Next Category : Circles
Round and round and round they go 
to find Superman. 

Wrong category, boy. 
No, no, Triangles
Yes, Euclid's Triangle Inequality
The shortest distance 
between any two points 
is A Straight Path
And I believe the straightest path 
to Superman is a pretty little road... 
Mmm. Called Lois Lane. 

He shoves her off The Building --
Superman catches her -- of course.

Luthor :
You came back. You came back
Boy, do we have problems up here! 
The Problem of... of
Evil in The World. 
Uh, The Problem of 
Absolute Virtue

Superman :
I'll take you in without breaking you. 
Which is more than you deserve. 

Luthor :
The Problem of You on top 
of Everything Else.
You above all. Ah, because 
That's What God Is. 

Horus. Apollo. 
Jehovah. Kal-El. 
Clark Joseph Kent. 

See, What We call 
'God' depends upon 
Our Tribe, Clark-Joe. 
Because God is Tribal. 
God Takes Sides

No man in the sky intervened 
when I was a boy to deliver me 
from Daddy's fist and abominations. 
Mmm. I figured out way back, 
if God is all-powerful
He cannot be all-good
And if He is all-good, then 
He cannot be all-powerful. 
And neither can you be. 

They need to see 
the fraud you are
With their eyes. 
The blood on 
your hands. 

Superman :
What have you done? 


Luthor :
Hmm. And tonight, they will. Yes. 
Because you, My Friend, have a date. 
Hmm. Across the bay. 
Ripe Fruit, his hate. 
Two years growing. 

But it did not take much 
to push him over, actually. 
Little red notes, big bang. 
'You let your family die!' 

And now you will fly to him. 
And you will battle him. To The Death. 
Black and Blue. Fight Night! 
The greatest gladiator match 
in the history of the world. 
God versus Man. Day versus Night. 
Son of Krypton versus Bat of Gotham. 

Superman :
You think I'll fight him for you? 

Luthor :
Hmm, yes, I do. I think 
you will fight-fight-fight 
for that special lady in your life. 

Superman :
She's safe on The Ground. 
How about you? 

Luthor :
Close, but I am not talking about Lois. No.
Every boy's special lady is His Mother
Martha, Martha, Martha. Hmm. 
Why, the mother of a flying demon 
must be A Witch. 
The punishment for 
witches, what is that? 

That's right. Death by Fire. 
Mmm. 

Superman :
Where is she? 

Luthor :
I don't know! I would not 
let them tell me! 
Uh-uh-uh! If you kill me, Martha Dies. 
And if you fly away, mmm, 
Martha also Dies. 
But if you kill The Bat... Martha Lives.
 
There we go. There we go. 
Hmm. And now God bends to my will. 

Ooh, now the cameras are 
waiting at your ship. 
For the world to see the holes in the holy. 
Yes, The Almighty comes clean 
about how dirty he is when it counts. 
To save Martha, bring me 
The Head of The Bat. 

Ah. Mother of God, would 
you look at the time? 
When you came here, 
you had an hour. 
Now it's less.

Monday, 23 August 2021

Just to Tick Superman off


"Oh, COME ON!! 
It's Lex frickin' LUTHOR..!!"


The Question Confronts Lex Luthor



"President? ...Foolish, faceless man --
My Campaign is a FARCE. 
A small part of a much grander scheme. 
[chuckles] 
'President'... Do you know how much power 
I'd have to give up to be President? 

That's right, conspiracy buff -- 
I spent 75 million dollars on a fake Presidential campaign :

All just to tick Superman off."

— Luthor, 
Justice League Unlimited, 
"Question Authority"



"Narcissist.
"Sociopath.
"Evil genius.

There are a lot of ways to describe 
Lex Luthor... 
but I find "douchebag
to be the most descriptive.

— Ryan Choi, 
Crisis on Infinite Earths (2019)

Saturday, 17 April 2021

Circles


Hypatia, Daughter of Theron,
Philosopher of Alexandria :
Yesterday, many of you will have seen 
one of your colleagues 
present me with an aulos.




I accepted The Gift.

And today I wish to make him 
a gift of My Own in return.

This is for you.
It is The Blood of My cycle.

Orestes, you...
You say that you have 
found Harmony in Me.

Well, I am suggesting that you 
look elsewhere, because 
I think that there is 
little Harmony or...
Beauty in that.

Don't you agree?

.....Yesterday we were discussing
The Apollonian Cone.

We discussed The Circle,
The Ellipse, The Parabola.

Today we will discuss 
The Hyperbola.

Slave :
Lady! Forgive me, Lady --
Olympius requires Your Presence urgently 
in the Serapeum. You as well.

Davus The Slavus,
Christian Slave in The House of Theron :
Thank you, Lord.
Thank you, Lord.
Thank you, Lord.
How are we to enjoy them force feeding us 
The Faith accustomed to people who
 until recently were common outlaws?

Hypatia of Alexandria :
What's happening?


It's despicable. A sacrilege.
Christians have gathered in the Agora.
They are mocking The Gods.





Lex Luthor :
Now the secret to the height is the building material.
It's light metals which sway a bit in the wind.

Hmm.
And you know something about 
LexCorp metals, don't you, Miss Lane?

Lois Lane :
I've proven What You've Done.

Lex Luthor :
Wow, you're feisty.
Unfortunately, that will blow away --
Like sand in The Desert.

Lois Lane :
You're psychotic.

Lex Luthor :
That is a three-syllable word 
for any thought too big
for little minds.

Hmm. Next category : Circles.
Round and round and round 
they go to find Superman.

Wrong category, boy.
No, no, Triangles.

Yes, Euclid's triangle inequality.
The shortest distance between any 
two points is a straight path.

And I believe the straightest path to Superman 
is a pretty little road... Mmm.
Called Lois Lane.

Lois Lane :
You came back.
You came back.

Boy, do we have problems up here!

The Problem of... of Evil in The World.

Uh, the problem of absolute virtue.

I'll take you in without breaking you.
Which is more than you deserve.

The Problem of You on top of everything else.

You Above All.

Ah, because that's what God is.

Horus. Apollo.
Jehovah. Kal-El.

Clark Joseph Kent.

See, what we call ‘God’ depends upon our tribe, Clark-Joe.

Because God is tribal.
God takes sides.

No Man in The Sky intervened when I was a boy to deliver me from Daddy's fist and abominations. Mmm.

I figured out way back,
If God is all-powerful,
he cannot be all-good.

And if he is all-good,
then he cannot be all-powerful.

And neither can you be.

They need to see the fraud you are.
With their eyes.
The blood on your hands.

What have you done?

Hmm. And tonight, they will.
Yes. Because you, my friend, have a date. Hmm.

Across the bay.

Ripe fruit, his hate.
Two years growing.

But it did not take much to push him over, actually.

Little red notes, big bang.
‘You let your family die!’

And now you will fly to him.
And you will battle him.

To The Death.

Black and Blue.
Fight Night!

The greatest gladiator match in the history of the world.

God versus Man.

Day versus Night.

Son of Krypton versus Bat of Gotham.

You think I'll fight him for you?

Lex Luthor :
Hmm, yes, I do. I think you will fight-fight-fight for that special lady in your life.

She's safe on the ground.
How about you?

Lex Luthor :
Close, but I am not talking about Lois.
No. Every boy's special lady is His Mother.
Martha, Martha, Martha.

Hmm.
Why, The Mother of a Flying Demon must be A Witch.

The punishment for witches, what is that?

That's right.
Death by Fire.
Mmm.

Where is she?

Lex Luthor :
I don't know!
I would not let them tell me!

Uh-uh-uh!
If you kill me, Martha dies.
And if you fly away, mmm, Martha also dies.

But if you kill the Bat...
Martha lives.

There we go.
There we go. Hmm.

And now God bends to my will.

Ooh, now the cameras are waiting at your ship.

For the world to see the holes in the Holy.

Yes, the almighty comes clean about how dirty he is
when it counts.

To save Martha, bring me the head of the Bat.

Ah.

Mother of God, would you look at the time?

When you came here, you had an hour.
Now it's less.

Thursday, 11 March 2021

Superman Red/Superman Blue





“The Amazing Story of Superman-Red and Superman-Blue!”

The original Superman-Red/Superman-Blue tale is an “Imaginary Story” that first appeared in Superman #162 (July 1963). The script was written by Leo Dorfman, with art by Curt Swan.

In the story, Superman is compelled to finish a list of unaccomplished goals, including the enlargement of the Bottle City of Kandor and eliminating crime and evil from Earth. In order to accomplish these goals, Superman invents a machine, powered by various types of kryptonite, that will increase his intelligence. The machine works, increasing Superman’s intelligence a hundredfold, but with the unexpected side effect of splitting Superman into twin beings, one outfitted in an all-red Superman costume and the other in an all-blue version. The twins name themselves Superman-Red and Superman-Blue.

The Supermen, using their enhanced intellects, first repair Brainiac’s “enlarging ray”. They then create a means to bring all the fragments of Krypton together, creating a “New Krypton” (eliminating all existing kryptonite in the process), and successfully enlarge Kandor on its surface, freeing its citizens from their bottle prison. At the urging of Lori Lemaris, the Supermen create an underwater world for the citizens of Atlantis and arrange an interstellar voyage to transport them to their new home. The two Supermen go on to create an “anti-evil” ray which can cure criminal tendencies in anyone. They place the ray into satellites in orbit around the Earth, curing not only villains such as Lex Luthor and Mr. Mxyzptlk, but reforming Communists such as Nikita Khrushchev and Fidel Castro. The reformed Luthor goes on to invent a serum that cures all known diseases, which the Supermen put into the water supply. Supergirl then releases the Phantom Zone inmates, also reformed by the ray, and they immigrate to New Krypton in a spaceship provided by the Legion of Super-Heroes.

With nearly all of the world’s problems solved, the two Supermen now have the opportunity to deal with personal matters. The split allows them to resolve the love triangle between Superman, Lois Lane, and Lana Lang. Superman-Red proposes to Lois, while Superman-Blue asks Lana to marry him. Each woman claims her own Superman, and they have a triple wedding: Superman-Blue and Lana, Superman-Red and Lois, and Lucy Lane marrying Jimmy Olsen (since Lucy need no longer wait for Lois to marry before she does). Red decides to live on New Krypton with Lois, renouncing his powers and raising a family, while Blue remains on Earth and retires to devote his life to scientific research and starting a Super-family of his own.

Superman-Red and Superman-Blue appeared again in a story written by Bob Rozakis and Paul Kupperberg and illustrated by Adrian Gonzales and Vince Colletta and first published in German in Superman Album No. 1 in West Germany in 1981. The story was published in English in 1982 in the oversized Superman Spectacular (an unnumbered one-shot in the United States but published as No. 1 in a series in The United Kingdom.) In this story, Red Kryptonite causes Superman to be temporarily split into Superman-Red and Superman-Blue and the two Supermen battle Lex Luthor and Terra-Man.

Superman-Red and Superman-Blue appear in a panel in Infinite Crisis #5, when Alexander Luthor, Jr. is trying to fuse the many alternate Supermen.

Superman Red/Superman Blue”

The second incarnation of Superman Red and Superman Blue began in a 1998 storyline. While temporarily deprived of the solar energy required to give him powers, Superman had developed energy-based abilities, which eventually forced him to adopt a blue and white containment suit to prevent the energy dispersing. While retaining most of his abilities, he could now also sense different kinds of energy, including the trail of radioactivity from a passing van, bolts of electricity and magnetic tractor beams rather than his original heat vision. 

He was also able to absorb the radiation, although this was incredibly painful. He also gained the ability to turn his powers “off,” though this took time to control as he inadvertently fried a toaster at home. This switch to Clark Kent also left him as vulnerable as a normal human, which was a bit of a surprise to him when he stubbed his toe while answering the phone. This version of Superman was referred to by some fans as “Electric Blue Superman”.

In the Superman Red/Superman Blue one-shot (February 1998), a trap created by the Cyborg Superman working with Toyman, caused Superman to split into two beings who represented different aspects of his personality, though each believed himself to be the original. Superman Blue was the more cerebral entity, preferring to think his way out of situations and actually solve problems with his mind as well as his powers. Superman Red was more rash, but also more decisive, preferring action over taking the time to think. Over time, these two personalities grew more and more polarized and individual, to the point that neither entity wanted to become one Superman again.

Both Supermen deeply loved Lois Lane; unlike in the earlier Red/Blue story, there was not another love interest for one of the Supermen to pair up with. Instead, they fought over Lois’ affections, each with almost no consideration for her feelings; Lois lost her tolerance for this and essentially kicked them both out of the house until they could figure out how to unite.

Perplexed, both Red and Blue flew to Antarctica to see if Kryptonian technology could solve the issue, but were met by a woman named Obsession, who had previously shown an incredible level of romantic lust for Superman. Then Maxima, another superpowered female admirer of Superman’s (only this one was far more volatile), stepped in. While Obsession liked the idea of two Supermen, Maxima found the existence of two utterly unacceptable. A fight broke out between the women when Obsession offered to share them with the Amazon from Almerac, insulting Maxima’s royal sensibilities. Superman Red and Superman Blue separated and reprimanded the combatants.

Following a battle with the Millennium Giants (Cabraca, Cerne and Sekhmet), the two Supermen merged and Superman returned to his normal powers and original costume.  The explanation is vague; Superman felt he was “rewarded” for Saving The World, although he later claimed that he returned to normal when his electromagnetic energy dispersed.

Although Superman briefly returned to his electric-blue form when facing Brainiac-13 after he was apparently absorbed by Brainiac’s energy conduits while trying to disrupt his power supply, this was revealed to be the result of Brainiac 2.5–Brainiac-13’s past self, hiding in Lena Luthor to avoid being deleted by his future self–creating the electric Superman based on scans taken of Superman in that form, intercepting B-13’s attempt to absorb Superman and uploading Superman’s mind into the electric body to keep Brainiac-13 occupied while Superman’s true body was restored in a LexCorp facility.

Superman Red appears in Superman/Batman #25 alongside an army of alternate Supermen and Batmen.

Thursday, 4 March 2021

LAND

The Great Reset: Is Bill Gates TOO Powerful?

LEX LUTHOR,
Greatest Criminal Mastermind of Our Age :
At last, it's Official --
 
Thanks to The Generous Help of The United States Government, we will pull off 
The Greatest Real-Estate Swindle of all Time

Miss Teschmacher :
Lex, what is this obsession with Real Estate? 
All the time, "land, land, land." 

LEX LUTHOR,
Greatest Criminal Mastermind of Our Age :
Miss Teschmacher, when I was 6 years old, 
My Father said to me --

Miss Teschmacher :
"Get Out."  ?


Before That. He said, 
"Son, Stocks may Rise and Fall.
Utilities and Transportation Systems may collapse. 

People are No Damn Good

But They will always need Land... 
and They'll pay through The Nose to get it.

Remember," My Father said... 

“Land.”

Right. 

It's a pity that he didn't see from such humble beginnings how I've created This Empire. 

An Empire? This? 

Miss Teschmacher, how many girls do you know who have a Park Avenue address like this one? 

Park Avenue address? 
Two hundred feet below. 

Do you realise what people are shelling out up there for a few miserable rooms off a common elevator? 
What more could anyone ask? 

Sunshine? A night on the town instead of under it?

Otis?

Yes? 

Did you feed the babies? 

Not... Not today, Mr Luthor. 

Otis, feed the babies.

Mr Luthor, please.

Otis. Relax. 

Your babies weren't hungry, Mr Luthor. 

Lex, you're sick. 
You are really sick. 
You would take a diaper pin to cut a baby's throat. 
You'd fix the brakes on your own grandmother's wheelchair. 
I don't know, just explain one thing to me, Lex. 

Why do I love you so much? 

Because life with me is never dull. 

No, it's never dull, Lex... 
because you are the pits. 
You're really the pits.