The Scene :
The Snug Bar of The Cloven Hoof Pub, Devils End, Wilts.
2 Minutes to Midnight :
The Established Dandy :
Is nobody here capable of answering a perfectly simple enquiry?!
What's the matter with you all?
Mr.
WINSTANLEY, The Squire :
You're The One Making All The Fuss, Old Man.
The Established Dandy :
FUSS? I've never heard such balderdash in all —
Auntie Josephine Grant :
Doctor. Look, could you •please• tell us The Way?
WINSTANLEY:
.....Yes, certainly.
Straight past The Green outside, fork left,
straight up The Rise and you can't miss it.
