Showing posts with label Fourth Wall. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fourth Wall. Show all posts

Friday, 8 March 2024

That Makes Three Things

 





Cut to the street. Anya and Xander are on either side of Giles, all walking down the street. Anya and Xander both talking at once.

XANDER: It's a nightmare.

ANYA: It has to be stopped.

XANDER: It's a plague. It's like a nightmare about a plague.

ANYA: It was like we were being watched.

XANDER: It's like, I didn't wanna be saying things-
ANYA: Like there was a wall missing -

XANDER: - 
but they just kept pouring out.

ANYA: 
-in our apartment.

XANDER: 
And they rhymed and they were mean and

ANYA: 
Like there were only three walls and not a fourth wall and


XANDER: 
My eyes are not beady!

ANYA: 
My toes are not hairy! 

They stop talking over each other. 

XANDER: 
Giles, you've got to stop it.

GILES: Well, I am looking into some leads, and I-

ANYA: It's just, clearly our number is a retro pastiche that's never going to be a breakaway pop hit.

XANDER: Work with me, British man. Give me an axe and show me where to point it. 

We hear a woman singing but we can't see her or make out the words yet. 

GILES: 
Well now, Xander, it's not quite that simple. 
But I have learned about some 
disturbing things. Basically- 

They continue talking in the background as we focus on a woman (BTVS executive producer Marti Noxon) who is standing by her car singing to a policeman. The cop is writing her a parking ticket and we see that her car is parked next to a fire hydrant. As she sings we can see Giles, Xander, and Anya standing and talking in background. 

MARTI:
I'm asking you please no
It isn't right, it isn't fair
There was no parking anywhere
I think that hydrant wasn't there
[cop gives her the ticket] 
Why can't you let it go? 
I think I've paid more than my share... 

She continues singing in the background as
Xander, Anya, and Giles resume walking and talking. 

XANDER: 
As in burnt up? Somebody set people on fire? That's nuts!

ANYA: 
I don't know. One more verse of our little ditty and I would've been looking for a gas can.

GILES: Well, clearly emotions are running high. (We see people in background dancing together) But as far as I can tell these people burnt up from the inside, spontaneously combusted. (Three street sweeper men in background dancing with brooms) I've only seen the one. I was able to examine the body while the police were taking witness arias.

XANDER: Okay, but we're sure that the things are related: the singing and dancing, and burning and dying. 

They stop walking. The street sweepers continue their dance in background. 

GILES: We're not sure of much. Buffy's looking for leads at the local demon haunts, at least ... in theory she is, but ... she doesn't seem to-

XANDER: She's easing back into it. We pulled her out of an untold hell dimension. Ergo the weirdness. The important thing is to be there for her.

GILES: (shakes head) I'm helping her as much as I can, but, uh... 

Anya pats Giles awkwardly on the shoulder.