Saturday 18 June 2022

I’m The Juggernaut, Bitch!





The Beast :
He’s going 
for The Boy!

The Princess :
Not if I Get There first.


Don’t You Know Who I am…?
I’m The JUGGERNAUT, Bitch!!









Interviewer : 
Would you care to comment on 
how you plan to fight Balboa? 
What's your strategy? 


Clubber Lang : 
Don't need any. 
Balboa's so predictable and stupid, 
the man comes straight ahead. 
He's tailor-made for me and he's GONNA get hurt.


Interviewer : 
Do you hate Rocky? 


Clubber Lang : 
No, I don't hate Balboa,
but I pity the fool.

And I will destroy ANY man 
who tries to TAKE what •I• got! 


Interviewer : 
What's your prediction for the fight? 

Clubber Lang : 
My prediction? 


Interviewer : 
Yes, prediction. 


[Clubber looks into camera]  


Clubber Lang : 
Pain!

Clubber Lang : 
[to Rocky Right Before The Final Fight]  
Hey fool! 
You ready for another beating? 
You shoulda never came back! 


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