Monday, 13 June 2022

Professor of Poetry












Bobby “Iceman” Drake :
Mom… Dad…
This is…. 
one of My Teachers, 
from School.
Professor Logan.

Mrs. Drake :
Err, what exactly do you teach…?

Wolverine :
Poetry.







     Understanding Poetry
by Dr. J. Evans Pritchard, Ph.D. 

“To fully understand poetry, 
we must first be fluent with its 
               meter, rhyme and figures of speech, then 
               ask two questions: 1) How artfully has 
               the objective of the poem been rendered 
               and 2) How important is that objective? 
               Question 1 rates the poem's perfection; 
               question 2 rates its importance. And 
               once these questions have been answered, 
               determining the poem's greatness becomes 
               a relatively simple matter." 

                              NEIL
               "If the poem's score for perfection is 
               plotted on the horizontal of a graph and 
               its importance is plotted on the 
               vertical, then calculating the total 
               area of the poem yields the measure of 
               its greatness." 

                              NEIL
               "A sonnet by Byron might score high on 
               the vertical but only average on the 
               horizontal. A Shakespearean sonnet, on 
               the other hand, would score high both 
               horizontally and vertically, yielding a 
               massive total area, thereby revealing 
               the poem to be truly great. As you 
               proceed through the poetry in this book, 
               practice this rating method. As your 
               ability to evaluate poems in this matter 
               grows, so will, so will your enjoyment 
               and understanding of poetry." 

KEATING
Excrement
That's what I think of 
Mr. J. Evans Pritchard. 
We're not laying pipe
We're Talking about Poetry
How can you describe Poetry 
like American Bandstand? 
               "Oh, I like Byron. I’d give him a 42, but 
               I can't dance to it." 

Now, I want you to 
               rip out that page. 

                              KEATING
               Go on. Rip out the entire page. You 
               heard me. Rip it out. Rip it out! Go on. 
               Rip it out! 

                              KEATING
               Thank you, Mr. Dalton. Gentlemen, tell 
               you what. Don't just tear out that page, 
               tear out the entire introduction. I want 
               it gone. History. Leave nothing of it. 
               Rip it out! Rip! Be gone, J. Evans 
               Pritchard, Ph.D. Rip. Shred. Tear. Rip 
               it out! I want to hear nothing but 
               ripping of Mr. Pritchard. We'll 
               perforate it, put it on a roll. It's not 
               the Bible. You're not gonna go to hell 
               for this. 

                              KEATING
               Go on. Make a clean tear. I want nothing 
               left of it. 

                              CAMERON
               We shouldn't be doing this. 

                              KEATING
               Rip! Rip! Rip! Rip it out! Rip! 

                              KEATING
               Rip it out! 

                              McALLISTER
               What the hell is going on here? 

                              KEATING
               I don't hear enough rips! 

                              McALLISTER
               Mr. Keating. 

                              KEATING
               Mr. McAllister. 

                              McALLISTER
               I'm sorry. I, I didn't know you were 
               here. 

                              KEATING
               I am. Ah. 

                              McALLISTER
               So you are. Excuse me. 

                              KEATING
               Keep ripping, gentlemen! This is a 
               battle. A war. And the casualties could 
               be your hearts and souls. Thank you, 
               Dalton. Armies of academics going 
               forward, measuring poetry. No! We'll not 
               have that here. No more Mr. J. Evans 
               Pritchard. Now, my class, you will learn 
               to think for yourselves again. You will 
               learn to savor words and language. No 
               matter what anybody tells you, words and 
               ideas can change the world. Now I see 
               that look in Mr. Pitts' eye, like 19th-
               century literature has nothing to do 
               with going to business school or medical 
               school. Right? Maybe. Mr. Hopkins, you 
               may agree with him, thinking, "Yes, we 
               should simply study our Mr. Pritchard 
               and learn our rhyme and meter and go 
               quietly about the business of achieving 
               other ambitions." I've a little secret 
               for you. Huddle up. Huddle up! 

                              KEATING
               We don't read and write poetry because 
               it's cute. We read and write poetry 
               because we are members of the human 
               race. And the human race is filled with 
               passion. And medicine, law, business, 
               engineering -- these are noble pursuits 
               and necessary to sustain life. But 
               poetry, beauty, romance, love -- these 
               are what we stay alive for. To quote 
               from Whitman 
               O me! O life! of the question of these 
               recurring, 
               Of the endless trains of the faithless, 
               of cities fill'd with the foolish... 
               What good amid these O me, O life? 
               Answer 
               That you are here--That life exists and 
               identity, 
               That the powerful play goes on, and you 
               may contribute a verse. 

                              KEATING
               "That the powerful play goes on, and you 
               may contribute a verse." What will your 
               verse be? 

                              BOYS
               For what we are about to receive, may 
               the Lord make us truly grateful. Amen. 

                              McALLISTER
               Quite an interesting class you gave 
               today, Mr. Keating. 

                              KEATING
               Sorry if I shocked you, Mr. McAllister. 

                              McALLISTER
               Oh, there's no need to apologize. It was 
               very fascinated, misguided though it 
               was. 

                              KEATING
               You think so? 

                              McALLISTER
               You take a big risk by encouraging them 
               to become artists, John. When they 
               realize that they're not Rembrandts, 
               Shakespeares or Mozarts, they'll hate 
               you for it. 

                              KEATING
               We're not talking artist, George. We're 
               talking free thinkers. 

                              McALLISTER
               Free thinkers at seventeen? 

                              KEATING
               Funny. I never pegged you as a cynic. 

                              McALLISTER
               Not a cynic. A realist. "Show me the 
               heart unfettered by foolish dreams and 
               I'll show you a happy man." 

                              KEATING
               "But only in their dreams can men be 
               truly free. 'Twas always thus, and 
               always thus will be." 

                              McALLISTER
               Tennyson? 

                              KEATING
               No. Keating. 

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