Thursday, 11 March 2021

The World of Men



FINN :
Hey there, Killer. 

Buffy Summers,
The Vampire Slayer,
Identical to The Earth-Goddess in Her Powers :
Riley, you're back. 

FINN :
I never left. 

Buffy Summers,
The Vampire Slayer,
Identical to The Earth-Goddess in Her Powers :
How did the debriefing go? 

FINN :
I told you not to worry about that. 
It went great. 
They made me Surgeon General. 

Buffy Summers,
The Vampire Slayer,
Identical to The Earth-Goddess in Her Powers :
Why didn't you come and tell me? 
We could have celebrated. 

FINN :
Oh. We're drawing up a plan for World Domination. 
The Key Element? Coffeemakers that think

Buffy Summers,
The Vampire Slayer,
Identical to The Earth-Goddess in Her Powers :
World Domination? 
Is that A Good? 

FINN :
Baby, We're The Government. 
It's What What We Do

ADAM :
She's uncomfortable with Certain Concepts. 
It's understandable. 

Aggression is a Natural Human Tendency, 
though you and me come by it another way. 

Buffy Summers,
The Vampire Slayer,
Identical to The Earth-Goddess in Her Powers :
.....We're not Demons. 

ADAM :
Is that a fact...? 

FINN :
Buffy, we've got Important Work here
a lot of Filing, Giving Things Names. 

Buffy Summers,
The Vampire Slayer,
Identical to The Earth-Goddess in Her Powers :
(to Adam)
What was yours? 

ADAM :
Before Adam
Not a Man among us can remember....

[ Calm Female Tannoy Voice — MUTHR ]
The Demons have escaped. 
Please run for your lives. 

FINN :
This could be Trouble. 
We'd better make A Fort. 

ADAM :
I'll get some pillows. 

Buffy Summers,
The Vampire Slayer,
Identical to The Earth-Goddess in Her Powers :
Wait. I Have Weapons. 

The bag of Buffy’s ‘weapons’ consists of a leather valise full of liquid mud which she earlier (in the dreams of others) was shown compulsively smearing all over her face as woad,
Buffy’s icy Mask of a War-Face.

FINN :
I thought you were looking for Your Friends. 
OK, Killer... 

If that's the way you want it, 
I guess you're on your own

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