Thursday, 18 March 2021

RoboCop is NOT Superman





Dr. Faxx :
Robocop's command program...
His set of directives...
It determines his behavior.
It's time to update the program and I would like to hear from each one of you.

It's about time they asked us.

We're getting a lot of heat
from parents' groups.

Personally, I don't blame them.
I'm a parent myself.
All that destructive behavior.

He's become a role model for our children.
Now, what are we teaching them?

Dr. Faxx :
You have A Point.

If he talked things out with people
instead of firing that gun.

Couldn't he take a little time
to address environmental issues?

Dr. Faxx :
What was that?

Don't see any reason why not.

For all the shooting he does, 
I've never once seen him take
the time to do anything nice...
like visit an orphanage.

Johnson,
Robocop’s Kindly Uncle :
You're absolutely right.
Or Help A Cat out of a Tree,
or go door to door collecting for The Red Cross 
or maybe even roasting some marshmallows with some Cub Scouts.

Dr. Faxx :
Why, Mr. Johnson, that is wonderful. 
Thank you so much.

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