THE Green Lantern

Here’s to the crazy ones. 

The Misfits. The Rebels. 

The Troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes.

The ones who see things differently. 

They’re not fond of rules. 

And they have no respect for the status quo. 

You can quote them, disagree with them, 

glorify or vilify them.

About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them. 

Because they change things. 

They invent. They imagine. 

They heal. They explore. 

They create. They inspire. 

They push the human race forward.

Maybe they have to be crazy.

How else can you stare at an empty canvas and see a work of art? 

Or sit in silence and hear a song that’s never been written? 

Or gaze at a red planet and see a laboratory on wheels?

We make tools for these kinds of people.

While some see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. 

Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.

No, no — That’s German, he is speaking in (because of the gene-spilicing, Post-Humanist upgrades and NeuroLinguisticenhancements made by those Gremlins which abducted him, along with The Shark and William Hand, The Black Hand (Bill Finger’s FictionSuit.)

“The Story of Aladdin 

is classified in the Aarne-Thompson-Uther index as tale type 

ATU 561, “Aladdin ”,

 after the character. 

In the Index, the Aladdin story is situated next to two similar tale types : 

ATU 560, 

The Magic Ring, 

and 

ATU 562, 

The Spirit in the Blue Light. 

All stories deal with a down-on-his-luck and impoverished Boy or Soldier, who finds a Magical Item (Ring, Lamp, Tinderbox) that grants his wishes.

The Magical Item is STOLEN —

but eventually recovered thanks to 

The Use of ANOTHER Magical Object — 

A Magical Alien Lantern 

forged from Strange and Ancient 

Enchanted Meteorite  Fragments, 

Exotic Alien Ores and CastIron StarMetal,

symltanously both 

Enfusesd-with and Enjoined-cosmogonically-to

The Secret and The Sacred, Green Flame of Intent, married together with MAXIMUM_Effort