Things Left Not-Yet-Done.

It's The Law of The Jungle now, mate, innit? 

See, there are these Two Blokes, right? 
In a tent, in the middle of The Jungle. 

And it’s the middle of The Night, it's really dark, 
and they hear this terrible noise outside the tent. 

This terrible roaring noise. 

And one bloke turns to the other bloke and he says, 

“Do you hear that?
That was a Lion"

The other bloke, he doesn't say anything. 
He just starts putting on his running shoes. 

So the first bloke turns to him and says, 

“What are you doing? 

You can't outrun a Lion..!!”

And the other bloke turns to him and says, 

“I don't •have• to outrun The Lion.”

• TRUE STORY •