Tuesday, 1 October 2019

The Queen is Dead







RANDAL :
See, the thing I don't get about Princess Leia is her Sovereignty.
If you were her, wouldn't you be glad when Grand Moff Tarkin blew up Alderaan? 
I mean, you'd be Queen at that point.

DANTE HICKS:
Her Mom was dead •before• they blew up Alderaan, so wouldn't she be Queen already? 


RANDAL :
Ah, the whole movie's flawed, like that light saber stuff.
They turn it on and it goes yea-high.
How does it know when to stop?

DANTE HICKS :
Um, the Force? 


RANDAL :
Man, that's your answer for everything.


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