HENRY

So, I was watching this Henry VIII documentary last night, and in many ways he’s a lot like My Dad, because at first you think, “Oh, Catherine of Aragon’s got a screw loose,” or “Anne Boleyn seems like a bit of a psychopath.”

But by the time you get to Catherine Parr, you do  start to wonder whether The Problem might lie with Henry.

And it’s a shame, because if The Wives had just chatted to each other...

Like if Jane Seymour had just sat down with Catherine Howard, Catherine Howard would  not  have touched him with a barge pole.