Shakespeare Couldn't Write

Tom Stoppard is clearly aware of these problems.

Stupid, Stupid, Lemon Stupid.

Alois Hitler (Junior).

Alois Hitler Senior was illiterate, but had a lot of money.

He was a playboy.

And until the age of 35, he was Alois Shicklgruber.

Shakespeare wasn't Shakespeare and Hitler wasn't Hitler.

"Shakespeare" was Christopher Marlowe 

and "Adolph Hitler"/Hittler/Heidler was Adolph Shicklgruber.

(PROBABLY)

EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG.