Tuesday 22 May 2018

The Ones Who Will Bring Balance





Walter Sobchak:
 I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbos, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...

The Dude
Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.

Walter Sobchak
What the fuck are you talkin' about?

The Dude
Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic...

Walter Sobchak
What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!

The Dude:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

Walter Sobchak
And you know this!

The Dude
Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.

Walter Sobchak
So what are you saying? 
When you get divorced you turn in your library card? 
You get a new license? 

You stop being Jewish..? 

I'm as Jewish as fucking Tevye.


The Dude
It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.

Walter Sobchak
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...

You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past! 


I'm... Jesus. What the hell happened...


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