TransWarp Drive

Egon: Trans-stator?

Peter: Check.

Egon: Field Generator?

Peter: Check.

Egon: Ionisation Decay-meter?

Peter: Check.

Egon: Plasmatic Refractor? 

Anti Ecto Plasm Destruct Mechanism? 

Bipolar Adjuster?

Peter: Check, check 

and [yawns] check.

Egon: Transwarp Drive?

Peter: Check.

Egon : Ah-ha! Caught you!

We don't HAVE a Transwarp Drive!

Peter : If we don't have one, 

then it can't malfunction; 

If it's not malfunctioning, 

then nothing's wrong. 

And if nothing's wrong, 

then it checks, right?

Egon : I'm not going to talk to you again 

for at least a week. It's not good for me.

Peter: Hey, don't make fun — 

This is how I got through college.