Brian May

Lynn: Do You mind Me 

watching Poirot on UK-Gold?

Alan: No, no, no, 

as long as you pop 

The Earphones on —

(Lynn is WAY ahead of him)

….Oh, you have —

Alan to Michael: Look at her, 

Dead to The World — 

She’s sitting in the exact spot 

where Me and Sonja have it off.

Michael: (happy for His Friend)

So are You still 

Doing It twice a day, leek?

Alan: Yeah, you know, 

Diary-permitting.

Michael: Careful you don’t 

give yourself a heart attack.

Alan: No, it’s actually 

quite •Good• for You;

It’s cardiovascular exercise, 

because if you think about it, 

[mimes very mild missionary sex]

it’s like press-ups isn’t it?

Michael:  I suppose yeah; 

[Simulating having vigorous 

sex, standing up, doggy-style]

Because you are sort of working 

the main major muscle groups, 

leek —

Alan: [looks mildly concerned at

all of the vigorous-thrusting]

(points at the negative space)

(sounding unsure) That •is• A Woman?

Michael: 

….Aye, it’s long hair, leek -

[re-mimes The Stroking]

Alan: Could be Brian May (!)

……That’s not his cup of tea. 

That’s The Other One. 

….God rest His Soul.