Sunday, 6 July 2025

Rabbit Justice-Sensitivity





No Pain.




[Inside the bar, Roger is singing on the bar.]

Roger

'...Oh, Roger is my name

and laughter is my game

Come on, cowpoke, it's just a joke! 

Don't sit there on your brain!

[Inside the bar, Roger is putting on a show from atop the counter.]

Woo hoo hoo! Nice shirt

Who's your tailor? Quasimodo

Woo hoo! 'My buddy's Eddie V 

A sourpuss you'll see 

But when I'm done 

He'll need no gun 

Cause A Joker he will be

C, D, E, F, G, H, I!

I-I-I-I love to raise some Cain 

Believe me it's no strain 

It feels so great 

To smash a plate 

And look, there's no pain. [Smashes plate on his head.]

[The record from 1910 keeps repeating itself and so does Roger.]

No pain. [Smashes plate on his head.] No pain

[Smashes plate on his head.] No pain. [Smashes plate on his head.

No pain. [Smashes plate on his head.] No pain. [Smashes plate on his head.]

No-

[Valiant immediately knocks the needle from sewing in 1910 and grabs Roger by the ears.]

Dolores: Help him!

[Takes the plate away from Roger and then accidentally smash a Loy 

the remaining plates onto the floor taking Roger to the rotgut room.]

Roger: Ooh! Hooh hooh.

[Valiant then throws him through the door of the 1910s rotgut room.]

Roger: AAAAAAARG!

[Roger lands head first in a bucket from 1918 

which gets stuck and Roger struggles to get it off.]

Roger: Hey, who turned out the lights? I can't see a thing! What's going on?

Valiant: You crazy rabbit! I've been out there risking my neck 

for you and what are you doing? Singing and dancing!

[Roger finally kicks the bucket off and Valiant catches it.]

Roger: But I'm a toon. Toons are supposed to make people laugh.

Valiant: Sit down!!! [Around the soap box from 1911.]

Roger: You don't understand. Those people needed to laugh.

Valiant: Yeah. And when they're done 

laughing, they're gonna call the cops! 

That guy, Angelo, would rat on you for a nickel.

Roger: Not Angelo. He'd never turn me in.

Valiant: Why? 'Cause you made him laugh?

Roger: That's right. A laugh can be a very powerful thing. 

Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have. 

Laughter is the most important... [A red light starts to flash.]

Valiant: Ssshhh...

Dolores: [Pressing a switch beneath the bar.] Ix-nay. Ix-nay!

Doom: [enters the bar.] I'm looking for A Murderer... A Rabbit.


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