[Inside the bar, Roger is singing on the bar.]
Roger:
'...Oh, Roger is my name,
and laughter is my game!
Come on, cowpoke, it's just a joke!
Don't sit there on your brain!
[Inside the bar, Roger is putting on a show from atop the counter.]
Woo hoo hoo! Nice shirt.
Who's your tailor? Quasimodo?
Woo hoo! 'My buddy's Eddie V
A sourpuss you'll see
But when I'm done
He'll need no gun
Cause A Joker he will be
C, D, E, F, G, H, I!
I-I-I-I love to raise some Cain
Believe me it's no strain
It feels so great
To smash a plate
And look, there's no pain. [Smashes plate on his head.]
[The record from 1910 keeps repeating itself and so does Roger.]
No pain. [Smashes plate on his head.] No pain.
[Smashes plate on his head.] No pain. [Smashes plate on his head.]
No pain. [Smashes plate on his head.] No pain. [Smashes plate on his head.]
No-
[Valiant immediately knocks the needle from sewing in 1910 and grabs Roger by the ears.]
Dolores: Help him!
[Takes the plate away from Roger and then accidentally smash a Loy
the remaining plates onto the floor taking Roger to the rotgut room.]
Roger: Ooh! Hooh hooh.
[Valiant then throws him through the door of the 1910s rotgut room.]
Roger: AAAAAAARG!
[Roger lands head first in a bucket from 1918
which gets stuck and Roger struggles to get it off.]
Roger: Hey, who turned out the lights? I can't see a thing! What's going on?
Valiant: You crazy rabbit! I've been out there risking my neck
for you and what are you doing? Singing and dancing!
[Roger finally kicks the bucket off and Valiant catches it.]
Roger: But I'm a toon. Toons are supposed to make people laugh.
Valiant: Sit down!!! [Around the soap box from 1911.]
Roger: You don't understand. Those people needed to laugh.
Valiant: Yeah. And when they're done
laughing, they're gonna call the cops!
That guy, Angelo, would rat on you for a nickel.
Roger: Not Angelo. He'd never turn me in.
Valiant: Why? 'Cause you made him laugh?
Roger: That's right. A laugh can be a very powerful thing.
Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have.
Laughter is the most important... [A red light starts to flash.]
Valiant: Ssshhh...
Dolores: [Pressing a switch beneath the bar.] Ix-nay. Ix-nay!
Doom: [enters the bar.] I'm looking for A Murderer... A Rabbit.
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